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All Computer Freaks aboard???? ok guyz n gal'zz let's test yre wits and see how good yre all really in computers.....ANywaz this section iz dedicated to all my computer pal'z out there...who're turning man into machine.......Anyone out there from u have a problem related to computer's whether it be Programming, Digital Arts, Database, Artificial Intelligence, Neural Networks and Genetic Algorithms, or may it be just a simple question of Information Technology..do not hesitate to jot it down here...u can expect queries and questions to be answered immediately....depending on the experts online....

May u be a naieve it computer or just wanna ask the stooopidist question like Does computer have a brain? or iz there a small genie sitting inside doing all the processing...we'll answer that too....


Take care of yreselves all....
Get lOads of yre questions answered by the Xpert!!! U come across...;)

DreamzGuardian RUlz~ [^]

Copyright (C) 2002-2003 JB Forums. All Right Reserved for this Topic with DreamzGuardian.

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:04:07 PM

huh...Gudness expert.......
yeh tum hamesha hi apne se itne woh kiun bante ho;)

hein hein Dreamzzzzz

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:08:23 PM

baytay abhi sabar karo !!! just watch and learn KID~!

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:21:34 PM

Kid.....You....I Know Dat.....:)

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:28:31 PM

Ok guyz thiz iz to start wid giving u the Xpert Mindz that will solved yre problems hehehe its just a light humor so guyz n gal'z if yre name iz in there please dont mind it waznt written by me so that someone should be taking it personally ;)

P.S: Yo Warmth of Luv try to beat this !!!!
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@author DreamzGuardian
@version 1.0
@descripion Thiz Java Program is written by DreamzGuardian (Thats me) its just an encouraging program to show u how u guyz should come up with things ....THere are alotta dimensions that we all have to xplore in our minds....so let's just come out with what we have...;) Right here...!

This program specially depicts the moods of DreamzGuardian when he first joined JB....and till now as things go on ;)

import javax.swing.*;
import javablabbermouth.*;
import javaThreats.*;
import java.lang.*;

public class DreamzGuardian extends JBFrame
{
   private void dreamzguardian(boolean brain)
   {
      ActiveBrain activebrain = new ActiveBrain();

      activebrain.Forums(brain);
       
      if (activebrain.Forums() == null)
      {
        this.close;
        System.exit(-1);
      }
      try {
            activebrain.slow();
      }
      catch (BrainInActiveException e)
      {

        System.err.println("YAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!!!!");
             System.exit(-1);
      }
    
      else

       {
           for(int reply; reply< people.Forums(); reply++)
           {
            System.log(""+reply);
            flush();
            System.exit(0);
           }
       }
       
     else
     {
        byte JBFORUM [] = new byte();
       
        if (PostMessage.getResponse(wild) instanceof byte[])
        {
       
        anger = (byte[]) PostMessage.getData(threat);

              for(int words=0; words<=anger.length-3; words++)
               {
                   if((words >=100) && (words<1000))
                    
                                 System.log("You're this Sanam911 ..ure that...Landay kE hoOOR ure this yre that....FLIRT yre this yre that...");

                   if((i>=50) && (i<100))
                                 System.log("Yeah so what i dont care...ure still this yre still that!!);

                   if((i>=10) && (i<50))
                                 System.log("Yeah Ok well...im sorry i said that...");

                   if((i>=5) && (i<10))
                                 System.log("Hey Sharara and Bazigaar thanx fer yre appreciation yre both Great...");

                   if((i==3)
                                 System.log("Yeah I Luv u too ....");
               }


             }

       }

    }
}

public static void main( String argv[] )
     {
     new DreamzGuardian();
     }

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DreamzGuardian RUlz~

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:31:20 PM

NOpes it aint a threat ;) Its a hint fer some PEOPLE who like to copy others ideas and start their stuff here!!! at JB!!! The rest i assure its nuffin of the sort to be taken personally!!![;)]

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:33:25 PM

Huh.WAste Of TIme......Paa DReamz.......

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:34:00 PM

WAise Dreamz Paa...YEh TUje LAnda Itna YAad Kiun Ata hai....Koi Gehra Rishta Hai Tumara Landay Ke sath I FInk.....

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:36:52 PM

Landay Ke HOOor u might not find this section of great gossip and interest that u have..but its fer some serious kinda computer guyz n gals' and fer helpin them out and sharing Computer knowledge....CiAO~

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:38:04 PM

Ji nahi...Mera TO koi Nahi hai....MEra London se Hai.....Not Wid LAnda.....Kia Samje.....;)

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:39:12 PM

hahahahahahhahahaahahhahahaha!

;) Way to Go! Bazigaar !!

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:42:52 PM

yeh yeh Bhag JAo..;)
Bazi

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:43:41 PM

i think it waz the loudest laugh ever in JB :)
Did u all hear the echoes? :P~ i hope u heard it all the way in yre lOndon'z Landa Bazar!!! :P~ hahahahhah![:p]

DreamzGuardian RUlz~[8D]

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:43:57 PM

And London kee So called Hoor ..how do u know im a kid??? u aint seein me :P~

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:51:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

I FInk.....



I couldnt agree more with that ;)[^]

Posted on 10/9/2002 11:59:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

quote:
yeh yeh Bhag JAo..;)
Bazi


ok i came back miss, now where did u go hide huh? chal rehn dae!



BaaaaZi !!

U Always Late Mate .. As U Know She Iz Gone [:P][:p] Betta Luck Next Time [;)]

Posted on 10/10/2002 2:45:39 AM

Warmth I thought u could do error handling pretty well??? Let's see u do it better than Java :P~

Posted on 10/10/2002 1:29:13 PM

UHhhhh i misssed so muccchh....ANYWAYZ HEY GUYES HOW R U ALL DOIN.....

Posted on 10/10/2002 11:09:53 PM

oh im f9 Sanam....:)
wot bout YA ??

Posted on 10/10/2002 11:22:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by dreamzguardian

And London kee So called Hoor ..how do u know im a kid??? u aint seein me :P~



Its not necesaary to c ya..Its All on Da WAy u Talk..[8D]

Posted on 10/10/2002 11:25:55 PM

same here HOORRR....good to hear that urr fine

Posted on 10/10/2002 11:41:25 PM

well u know somethin i betcha i talk more sense and more sagacious than u and the heck i bet u cant even pronounce or know the meaning of that word just because yre so impetuous about everythin u say doesnt mean that im a kid!!! get IT!!!!

Posted on 10/11/2002 12:00:36 AM

[:0][:0]

Posted on 10/11/2002 12:28:06 AM

im refering to the so called london kee SHAOOOR (I doubt) so dont mind sanam rather dont get upseT!

Posted on 10/11/2002 12:56:24 AM

umm...yaahhh......[8)][?]

Posted on 10/11/2002 12:58:36 AM

lolll...bazi

Posted on 10/11/2002 2:52:21 AM

ohh okkk...bazu...GOOD TO HEAR THAT U R FINEE....WELL MEEE imm fine thank uu....and oh yeah BAZI how issss UNCLE AND AUNTY......

Posted on 10/11/2002 5:32:00 AM



Good to hear... Bazi.. about Uncle and Aunty.... [:)]

Warmth of Love

Posted on 10/11/2002 4:33:28 PM

nice bazii....good to hear thatt.....

Posted on 10/12/2002 2:55:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

quote:
well u know somethin i betcha i talk more sense and more sagacious than u and the heck i bet u cant even pronounce or know the meaning of that word just because yre so impetuous about everythin u say doesnt mean that im a kid!!! get IT!!!!


worry not..bachoon ko baki bhi apni tarah bachay he lagtay hain [:p]



oh mera sher bole...Khush kita Ei Bazi.....

Posted on 10/12/2002 4:06:01 AM



HOOR .. HAPPY hay... very GOOD...    [:)]

Warmth of Love

Posted on 10/13/2002 4:28:15 AM