quote:
Originally posted by Mani
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
> question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
> a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
> window.
>
> For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
> said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
> out of me!"
>
> The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
> tap would scare you so much."
>
> The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
> first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead
> bodies for the last 25 years."
