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SOME FACTS:

SOME FACTS:
An insect falls into a mug of tea !
Englishman: throws the mug away and walks out.
American: takes the insect out and drinks the tea.
Chinese: eats the insect and throws the tea away.
Israeli: sucks the tea from the insect before throwing the insect
away and drinking the tea.
Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his tea
and vows to reply in kind.

Indian: accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the
mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the tea,
blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic
militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and
finally a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and
presents identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a
Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status
of LOC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of tea.

Posted on 3/29/2003 6:33:02 PM
During a surprise check on the Car Park of the National Assembly in Islamabad CBR revealed 180 cars with fake Registration Papers. Many of them were stolen.
(Moinuddin Khan- Ex-Chairman CBR)
Posted on 3/29/2003 6:37:31 PM
Nawa-e-Waqt quoted Imran Khan saying in Lahore that Nawaz Sharif had appointed his private secretary Khayam Qaiser as ambassador to Abu Dhabi so that he could arrange to extract Rs 9 billion from the party intending to buy Habib Bank. The sum would thereafter be used to pay the outstanding debt of the Sharif Family, he said. He also said that Nawaz Sharif could be disqualified for selling sugar to India.
Posted on 3/29/2003 6:38:11 PM

it can be true you never know
Posted on 4/4/2003 7:03:24 AM
I think most of them are True as I know Paki politicians very well.
Posted on 4/5/2003 1:08:08 PM
Well All Are Cheats And We make them Win , so We are Cheats
Posted on 4/5/2003 3:08:47 PM
kya hai.. its all a matter of wrong place wrong time.. [:D]
im sure if i were given power it wud be terrible...
Posted on 4/5/2003 3:33:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by tarar786

I think most of them are True as I know Paki politicians very well.


U Do ? [bgcool][bandit]
Posted on 4/5/2003 4:22:48 PM
Yar dosti hogi.. or maybe he is one too????? well mat tang karo itna sa... ;)
Posted on 4/5/2003 4:50:56 PM
Main Ne Kab Kitta Tang Kissi Ko [:I]
Posted on 4/5/2003 4:53:49 PM
hmm Good Quewstion... ill answer when i remember..
Posted on 4/5/2003 4:55:37 PM
ORITE :

Lil Admini .. Bubye For Now ..

Bye BYe BYe From (kinG) [;)]
Posted on 4/5/2003 4:57:28 PM
ok cya King.. and be good...
Posted on 4/5/2003 5:00:41 PM
Yeah Me Back ..
Aur Waise Wat U Mean By B Good [:I]

I M Always Good To Every1 [:P][:p] Woh To Ghalati Se Kabhi Kabhi Mishtake Ho Jaati Hai [:p][:p]
Posted on 4/5/2003 5:52:30 PM
oh acha.. proof do..
Posted on 4/5/2003 6:11:06 PM
Ab Kiya Proof Dena Sab Se Bara Proof To Sexybaby 18 Aur Tum & Rani Hai [:p] Apne Dil Se Poocho [:P]
Posted on 4/5/2003 6:12:16 PM
hmm yeh to baat hai
Posted on 4/5/2003 6:14:09 PM
Dekha Tum Nahin De Saktien Na Jawaab [:P]
Posted on 4/5/2003 6:15:18 PM
haan.. im all outta brins by now
Posted on 4/5/2003 6:22:39 PM
Ok [:)]
Posted on 4/5/2003 6:24:59 PM
see im brainless.. and i admit it..
how dumb am i to do that?
Posted on 4/5/2003 10:50:54 PM
Well U R A DumB [?][?]
who Said [?][?]
Posted on 4/5/2003 10:59:16 PM
ME SAID
Posted on 4/6/2003 12:12:12 AM


you ... lol

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Posted on 4/6/2003 4:53:00 AM
HAAN MEEEE y u laffin at me?
Posted on 4/6/2003 3:46:51 PM
Well Cuz Under Ki Baat Hai Yahaan Nahin Bol Sakta .. [:I]
Posted on 4/6/2003 5:35:19 PM


anywayz.. jo kissi kay samnay nahi boal saktay tu akaylay mein bhi nahi kehni chahiyea :)

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Posted on 4/7/2003 2:18:29 AM
Agreed WOL
and any way who needs smarts chicks hahah
DUMB are better
Posted on 4/7/2003 3:06:17 AM
welcome back xtreme

Posted on 4/7/2003 3:07:36 AM


yeah

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Posted on 4/7/2003 3:32:10 AM
quote:
Originally posted by WARMTH OF LOVE



anywayz.. jo kissi kay samnay nahi boal saktay tu akaylay mein bhi nahi kehni chahiyea :)

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Haaaaan HaaaN Tum Logon K Saamne Bol Doun Takeh Baad Main Tum Uss Baat Ka Batanger Bana Do [:P]
Posted on 4/7/2003 10:16:39 PM
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