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Why student fails in exam???????

Why student fails in exam???????

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365’ days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

“How can a student pass??"

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Posted on 4/17/2003 9:54:53 PM

Poor things

Posted on 4/18/2003 3:34:15 AM

agree....good math

Posted on 4/18/2003 3:36:28 AM

ahan

Posted on 4/18/2003 5:52:48 AM

lolz....

Posted on 4/18/2003 5:57:15 AM

yeah

Posted on 4/18/2003 6:44:34 AM

ummm purana hai :P

Posted on 4/18/2003 10:28:54 PM

quote:
ummm purana hai :P

lol..

Posted on 4/18/2003 10:44:22 PM

purana hai ....but stil made me laugh...:p

Posted on 4/18/2003 10:48:56 PM

yup.. its hilarious.. made me laugh.. one of my colleagues read dis as well and we agred to make some changes in it and submit to our employer.. [:D]


Posted on 4/19/2003 3:21:10 AM

Well Ask Those Who Failed .. HAHAHAHAHHAA ... ALHUMDULILLAH I Neva Failed .. & INSHALLAH I WILL NEVA .. [:D]

Posted on 4/19/2003 6:18:02 PM

God bless you :)

Posted on 4/20/2003 3:10:15 AM

ya....God bless us all.....:p

Posted on 4/21/2003 8:42:02 PM

AMEEN .. [:D]

Posted on 4/21/2003 11:19:51 PM

yesh ... :) ... so .. how r ya B_F ?

Posted on 4/24/2003 9:57:15 AM

Well Yaar WOL .. Me Always On The Top Of The World .. I Mean
Always Aik Dam Mast .. How Abt Ya [?]

Posted on 4/25/2003 10:31:09 PM

i'm okay ... you r kewl

Posted on 4/26/2003 4:19:08 AM

Yaaar Mod Ban Ker Kaisa Pheel Ker Rahe Ho [:p]

Posted on 4/26/2003 7:09:36 PM

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Yaaar Mod Ban Ker Kaisa Pheel Ker Rahe Ho

lol... soach raha houn kay kiya feel karoun :) lol jk

Posted on 5/2/2003 12:47:40 AM

itna na socha karo wol .. motu ho jao gay.. :p


Posted on 5/2/2003 5:59:14 PM

lolz sweetie! sochnay se mota hojana!

Posted on 5/2/2003 6:06:34 PM

yesh.. wol knows what im talking about.. he's motu na is liye :p


Posted on 5/2/2003 6:10:16 PM

who ever wrote dis had a lot of time on deir hands and if dey can write dis den y can't dey find time to study 4 exams!!![:O][:O]

Posted on 5/2/2003 7:23:58 PM

:$ o God, mein kkyoon pass hota raha phir itnay saal? :$ pehaly kyoon nahi bataya , mujhay muft may he itni mehnat kerni per gayee :( sweetie, u r too late yaar :p

Posted on 5/2/2003 7:50:09 PM

lol ahtisam.. ever heard k better late than never.. lol.. so late hoon lekin bhooli to nahi hoon na :p.. future k liye kaam aye ga.

and dd.. poochna pare ga :p


Posted on 5/2/2003 9:33:15 PM

acha :) sweetie pie

Posted on 5/3/2003 12:52:45 AM