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Are U tired of being bossed around.. check dis out

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
>>finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that - I - am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," his wife replied.

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Posted on 3/27/2003 5:11:27 PM

haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
good 1 sweety!
murne se pehle khilaa pilaa ke bhujna pure ga!

Posted on 3/27/2003 5:15:47 PM

lol.. yeah flawless :p

baz u r still online???


Posted on 3/27/2003 5:17:58 PM

yes just read it.. u r going to uni na.. okie... well im here and not here.. u know what i mean.. :)


Posted on 3/27/2003 5:20:37 PM

how cn it be possible dt bazi isnt on jb?
ye kubhi ho sukta hai kya!

Posted on 3/27/2003 5:21:10 PM

u r rite flawless.. he's here 24/7.. doesnt even sleep at night.


Posted on 3/27/2003 5:24:59 PM

yup, he doesnt!
hey bazi, we r talkin bout u!
wudnt u like to add in aword?

Posted on 3/27/2003 5:30:05 PM

I GUESS HE DIDNT LIKE THAT.. :P.. NEH HE IS GOING TO UNI SOON THATS WHY NOT REPLYING.. MIGHT HAVE LEFT ALREADY.


Posted on 3/27/2003 5:30:52 PM

yeah, maybe
so hows life treatin ya sweety?

Posted on 3/27/2003 5:38:33 PM

my life??.. errrrmm i'd say its so so.. not so bad not so good.

how bout u flawless.. can i ask ur real name if u don mind??


Posted on 3/27/2003 5:41:11 PM

sure u can!
my real name is hina hafeez
wat bout urs? dt if u dont hv a prob wid tellin me!:)

Posted on 3/27/2003 5:44:44 PM

Nice Name Hina.. :)

is it ok if i call u hina on jb?


Posted on 3/27/2003 5:46:07 PM

sure is, i dun mind at all!
wts ur real name?
if ya dun wna post it den u cud pm it to me, n i wont call u by ur real name in jb if u want either!:)

Posted on 3/27/2003 5:51:07 PM

nything ya want to!

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:06:41 PM

my name is not as nice and sweet as urs.


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:08:35 PM

awwww cum on!
how can it not be sweet!
ur sweety, remember?

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:09:29 PM

lol.. yeah just a nick.. ;)


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:10:55 PM

ur name is sweet bazi!
it sameer right?
it shoooooooo cute n sweet! lolz!

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:12:17 PM

wat ooooppps bazi?

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:13:46 PM

but y?

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:22:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

mera name is not sweet



yes true. its not sweet.. i agree cuz its VERY sweet.


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:34:29 PM

balti bhur ke, itna!lolz

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:37:24 PM

as sweet as mango.. lol mr mango :p


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:37:35 PM

ek balti??.. keri balti oyee.

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:38:42 PM

HAIN.. HINA WHAT WAS IN THE BALTI.. IF IT WAS BALTI CHICKEN THEN CAN I JOIN TOO PWEEZ.. CUZ IM STARVING.. :P


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:42:46 PM

yup, sure u can join!
im setting da table!
atleast bazi ke name ki balti chicken hi kha letein hein

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:45:27 PM

lolzz.. dont worry baz.. we aint inviting alot of peepz.. just me and hina.. kiyon hina theek hae na.. :p


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:49:29 PM

oyeeee.. u r not supposed to leak out anyone's secret.. shussshhhhhh.


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:50:40 PM

kyaa?.. really???.. ohh okieee.. mujhe nahi pata tha. suwwie.


Posted on 3/27/2003 6:51:34 PM

really, kewl!

bazi n his big mouth!
once again!
ADUT SE MIJBOOR!
HA HA HA !
bazi, dun worry, we r gals, we wont eat as much as ya guys do, but we'l try our best eat as much as we can!, rite sweety?

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:53:35 PM

hehehehe bazi!

dun pay soo much attention, ankhein nikul ayein gee!
lolz j/k

Posted on 3/27/2003 6:57:10 PM