kaisay bataoon key tum meri kaun ho,
walls ki ice cream ho,
polka ki cone ho,
kesey bataoon key tum purani dheet ho,
aik bohat bari phateek ho ,

tum orangi,
tum korangi,
tum hi ho meri nagan chowrangi ,

liyari ki tum Football ho,
kimari ka tum bund ho,
manora ki tum thand ho,

tum kharadar,
tum methadar,
tum hi meray liye goolimar ho
tumhi meri dhoti aur shalwar ho ,

tum hi gutka,
tum hi mempoori,
tum hi mix patti ka pan ho

kaisey bataon tumhay key tum meri kon ho

lalookhait main rehti ho tum,
khud ko defence ka kheti ho tum
lambi lambi chorti ho tum,
hamesha sey ho khowar tum ,
ho sardi ka bhokhar tum,
shikarpur ka achar tum,
peshawar ki naswar tum

aur PIA ka jahaz ho,
jo kabhi waqt par nahi milti wo parwaz ho
jo hamesha short rehti hai wo piyas ho
mahengai kay is dor mey sawa rupey ki niyaz ho ,

aur mera aghaz tum,
mera anjam tum,
mera public evening special,
mera parcham,
mera awaam tum ,
tum hi jurat ,
tum hi ummat ,
tum hi jasarat ,
tum hi nawaey waqt ,
jang ho,
aman ho,
the news ho,
ya dawn ho,

kesey batao key tum meri kon ho ,

key main rokta bus tum ko hoon,
main tookta bus tum ko hooon,
tum hi mera kal thin ,
tum hi mera aaj ho ,
tum hi marshallah ,
tum hi jamhoriat ,
tum hi governer raj ho

aur meri TT tum ,
mera Repeater tum ,
mera Rocket Launchar tum ,

tum hi meri soch ho,
meray paaon ki moch ho,
aur 9 rupees wali coach ho

aur vespa main tum,
aur rikshaw main tum,
taxi main tum ,
mazda main tum,
truck main tum
troller main tum ,
meri honda 50 tum,
meri 70 tum,
lahore ka tanga ho tum,
sukhur ki suzuki ho tum

aur kya bataoon meri jaan tum meray liya kya ho
arey tum tu pora PAKISTAN ho
karachi ki jaan ho
aur W11 ki paihchan ho

kaisay bataoon key tum meray liye kon ho......