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Hi everyone. I m a member here.I just checked some of the postings here.They r really very nice. Good job and keep it up.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

stariz says
kash_beauty said:

stariz said:


achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aur apni dekhi hai

kisi na dekh lia na toa wahi phela apni qabr khodaiga aur phir apan oper matti dal laiga.. coz itni khofnak shakal dekhna ka baad jab wo marayga toa uski deadbody bhe nahi dekh pahaygi aysi shakall.. isi liye.. huhhhhhh

khamakhay ma tea thandi kardi..
ab ya tumhara sar per rakhni paraygi taka phir sa garam hojahay...



iss mein itna shor machanay wali kia baat keh di thi hum nay

apnay sir per he rakh akr garam kar lien!
kyunk iss waqt tou app gussay mein tap rahay hein



aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na
Posted 24 Apr 2005

stariz says
Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...



ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai
Posted 24 Apr 2005

stariz says
Doctor Sam said:

stariz said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..


nahi hum apki jackets nahi pahenta
hum aur deja dono hi pak saf hai dawahiyon sa


hain... ye kya baat hey?



apni jacket songh ker dekh lain ap pata chal jahayga
Posted 24 Apr 2005

stariz says
kash_beauty said:

DejaVu077 said:

Aap ko iss liye nazar nahi aaye

kyun k sab aap ko dekh kar dar k

bhag go jatay hain



bas..kudrat KHUDA ki
kabhi gharor nahin kia apni khoofsurti per




barabar bula
khoof aur soorat
Posted 24 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
Posted 24 Apr 2005

guest. says
stariz said:

aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na



jalai nahin thi
burn ki thi

segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say

issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia
Posted 24 Apr 2005

guest. says
stariz said:

barabar bula
khoof aur soorat



eham eham
Posted 24 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
kash_beauty said:

stariz said:

aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na



jalai nahin thi
burn ki thi

segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say

issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia




Posted 24 Apr 2005

guest. says
Posted 24 Apr 2005

Doctor Sam says
stariz said:

Doctor Sam said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...



haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota



Humain kama az kam aap k khwab main aanay ki zaroorat nahi hey...

aor hum ne khayalaat ki baat ki thi... khwabon ki nahi...
Posted 24 Apr 2005

Doctor Sam says
stariz said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...



ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...
Posted 24 Apr 2005

stariz said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai


sardi ki RAAT THEE:

The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!






hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai


BHOOT TU AUR LATE NIGHT NIKALTE HAIN YAQEEN NAHI ATTA TU MIRROR MAIN DEKH LAIN NA KABHI RAAT KO...


aur wese bhi achay bachay na tu raat ko bahir nikalte hain .....aur na hi baron ki baat ko taltay hain.............
Posted 24 Apr 2005

stariz said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........



queen tum bhe na bassssssss

tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per

hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai
yani aqalbandddddddd



lagai tu hum nay brain main hi thee ...
magar humein kiya pata app ki (AQAL+BARAIN) takhno main hai............


hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay.....
Posted 24 Apr 2005

Doctor Sam said:

stariz said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

DejaVu077 said:

Doctor Sam said:

Queen of jb said:

stariz said:

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay



thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...



ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...



demagh ka bill anna tu achi baat hai iss say Knowledge barti hai.......
magar app kiya karain gay Knowledge ka....

doc logon ko zarorat nahi hotti....
Posted 24 Apr 2005

guest. says
karract kaha queeni
Posted 26 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
Posted 26 Apr 2005

guest. says
iss mein itna hansnay wali kia baat hai
Posted 26 Apr 2005

Doctor Sam says
doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.

kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...
Posted 26 Apr 2005

guest. says
pehla kaun sa bachay hue hein
Posted 26 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
kash_beauty said:

iss mein itna hansnay wali kia baat hai



Kis nay kaha k hansnay k liye
baat ka hona zarori hai

Posted 26 Apr 2005

guest. says
kis nay kaha k yeh poocha gaya hai
Posted 26 Apr 2005

Doctor Sam says
kash_beauty said:

pehla kaun sa bachay hue hein



kion abhi aap se to ilaaj nahi keratay...

Posted 26 Apr 2005

guest. says
karwa bhi nahin saktay
hamary paas logon ko katnay marnay ka daktar wala lisence jo nahin hai
Posted 26 Apr 2005

Doctor Sam says
Posted 26 Apr 2005

guest. says
Posted 26 Apr 2005

Doctor Sam said:

doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.

kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...


DOC BILLA SAY KHATARNAK AUR KIYA HO SAKTA HAI.....
Posted 26 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 said:

kash_beauty said:

iss mein itna hansnay wali kia baat hai



Kis nay kaha k hansnay k liye
baat ka hona zarori hai


KASHI YAAR RONNAY WALI BAAT BHI NAHI THEE......
Posted 26 Apr 2005

guest. says
queeni..hum zara phulan-devi ban rahay thay na
practice tou karni hai na kisi per

RAJA ji gayab hein..tou socha kisi or ki bezati kharab kar lien
Posted 27 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
.........
Posted 27 Apr 2005

DejaVu077 says
Queen of jb said:

Doctor Sam said:

doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.

kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...


DOC BILLA SAY KHATARNAK AUR KIYA HO SAKTA HAI.....



Posted 27 Apr 2005

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