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paki_fan
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Why do I fail exams?
It's not my fault that I fail,
Because the year only has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126
days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means
30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - Means 15 days . Balance 81
days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****
Tell me, how can I ever pass??
paki_fan
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Bazigaar said: 
lo je ker lo baat
kia huva
irsa
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oh i thought something else by the way sorry about that!
paki_fan said:
irsa said: heart_heaker:
try to understand his feelings
whose feelings?
come on people. it have othing to do with me or my life
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irsa
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bazi you dont have other work to do?
Bazigaar
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yes i am doing other work too
irsa
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ya i know you are ganna say typing and posting masseges i mean other work i mean any job or something like that!
Bazigaar
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what mnakes u think i'll say typing anf posting
irsa
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i just imagine because you said "i am doing other work to do" and i think at that time you was just typing your post!
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irsa said: i just imagine because you said "i am doing other work to do" and i think at that time you was just typing your post!
u shouldn;t igagine
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irsa said: oh i thought something else by the way sorry about that!
paki_fan said:
irsa said: heart_heaker:
try to understand his feelings
whose feelings?
come on people. it have othing to do with me or my life
oh God..
thank God now u understood
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salam
how are you all
Bazigaar
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mae to theek hoon
bakiyoon ka pata nahi
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apun bhi theek hia
paki_fan
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fine thanks
app?
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Bazigaar said: mae to theek hoon
bakiyoon ka pata nahi
walikum salam
janab hum bhi theek hain
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cutefriend said: apun bhi theek hia
kiyoon ho
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wafakadard said:
walikum salam
janab hum bhi theek hain
paki baat hae na?
irsa
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what do you mean by "i understand now"
"did't i understood befor"?
paki_fan said:
irsa said: oh i thought something else by the way sorry about that!
paki_fan said:
irsa said: heart_heaker:
try to understand his feelings
whose feelings?
come on people. it have othing to do with me or my life
oh God..
thank God now u understood
Bazigaar
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kon under stand?
irsa
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me!
Bazigaar
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where do u stand?
irsa
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i wa mean to "samajna"
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what what wot>
irsa
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understand means samajna
i think you got it now!
Bazigaar
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i got nothing..sachi
irsa
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bazi please get it i dont know how would you got it!
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u can fax it to me?
irsa
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how would i?
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har bat mae he bataoon ga kya
irsa
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obvesly!
how would i know what are you trying to say!
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