QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai,aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa he hawa hai.[wah wah wah] ****************************************
Pyar mein kisi ne Dhoka to kisi ne kasam khayi hai, Hum woh majnoo hain jisne sirf laat khayi hai. ****************************************
Main tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye Mein tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye. **************************************** Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar....... Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar, tihathar! **************************************** Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain, Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahae thae...(wah wah) ****************************************
Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi ****************************************
Dooor se dekha to Pathar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Pathar dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa... ****************************************
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya... *****************************************
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7555 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman ro raha hai Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman ro raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? ****************************************
Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ...sitaare bhee saaath hote !!! ****************************************
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. ****************************************
Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...(manhoos) ****************************************
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. ****************************************
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
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Gum woh cheez hai ... Gum woh cheez hai ... jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai . (wah wah wah wah ) ****************************************
Tum aa gaye ho,Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture chalen..... ****************************************
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan ****************************************
Before Marrige :- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti After Marriage :- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti ****************************************
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa. **************************************** Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah wah wah wah wah..... ****************************************
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow..bhow
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
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Chai mai patti nahi to chai ka kya maza . Chai mai pati nahi to chai ka kya maza. Collage mai ladki nahi to padna ka kya maza . ****************************************
Aaakhain Taras Gaye Tumhara Khyal Aa Gaya Ab To Chehra Dikha Do, Naya Saal Aaa Gaya ****************************************
Jahaan Gaaye The Khushiyon Ke Taraane Muqaddar Dekhiye Roye Wahiin Par Hue Masjid Se Gum Juute Hamaare JahaaN Se Paaye The, Khoye Wahiin Par. ****************************************
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai........ ****************************************
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...... ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? **************************************** &n bsp; Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? ****************************************
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee... ****************************************
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah) ****************************************
shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale sar pe baal nahi amitabh bachan banne chale ****************************************
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di Apartment manga.. bangla diya; dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun & nbsp;
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
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Apni Zouja kay Taruf main kaha aik shaks nay Dil say in ka mutarf hoon main zabani hi sahi Chaye bhi achi banati hayn meri begam magar Moo bananay main to in ka koi saani hi nahi
Jab say Aienak lagi nazroon wali Zehar lagnay lagi hay ghar wali
Hay mezbaani ka ye takaza, kay aaye mehmaan to muskura do Magar tabiyat ye chahti hay galay milo or gala daba do
Agar gussa hi karna hay to gussa is kadar karlo Tumhara moon jidhar hay peeth bhi apni udhar karlo
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7555 days old here
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Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Kamastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Hindustan Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh Pakistan
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
friend_16
Age: 124
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Pakistan, Pakistan
Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Kamastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
.. bechara..
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
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Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay
Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi
Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use Warna parain gay tum ko shoes
"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha "Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain" Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti "do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"
nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna.. .har haal main anjam se darte rehna Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........ mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!
Rab na dikhaye Tooba Tooba! nanga pinda nanga sina bara kam33na Dish Antena
Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main " eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua
Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain
dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7555 days old here
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Woh gori hai uski zulfen hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! ha ha ha ha!!!!
Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega, ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh ! Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7555 days old here
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thanx tarash
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain
Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara
Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar
Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye
Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar
Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh
Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7555 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
"Ziadtee" Her phone per mein kehty hoon jaan tum itraatay bohat ho Itratay tow bohat ho , dil ko bhaatay bhi bohat ho Soochty hoon keh tum ko khaanay per invite keroon Mager kia keroon keh tum khaatay bhi bohat ho
"Locket" Paish locket kia tow farmaya Yeh tow mujh se bhi ziadah khoobsoorat hai Jab dil diya tow bolien rehne do Is takalluf ki kia zaroorat hai
"Sartaaj" mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara.. mohabbat mein mujh ko piro daaliye agar rooty shooty paka lee ho tow lagay hathoon bartan bhi dho daaliye
"kalam" Khitabat bilbilanay ke liye hai Sahafat munh charhaanay ke liye hai Tujhe likhne ki aadat kis ne daali Kalam tow ser khujaanay ke liye hai
"Dinner" Khanay ki maze thi keh tha maidaan-e-hashar Biryaani aur qourmay ki kia lootmaar thi Meday bharay tow khush nazar aanay lagay aziz Werna sabhi keh chehroon per Allah ki maar thi
"Jootay" Raat ka wakt hai aur masjid bhi hai kareeb Sun lo keh main paighaam laaya hoon Gher mein filhaan jitne bhi hain puraanay jootay Aap bhi ja ke badal lein main tow badal laaya hoon
"Saalgirah ka tohfaa" tumhari saalgirah pe jaana kia bhejoon apni jaan bhejoon keh apna dil bhejoon phir soochta hoon jaana kion na tumhare liye kee hui shopping ka bill bhejoon
tarar786
Age: 124
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China, China
There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, "What did he say?"
Her sister answered, "We've got to sit over there on the sofa."
"Now get a little closer together," said the photographer.
Again one sister asked, "What did he say?"
The sister with good hearing said, "He says squeeze together a little."
So, they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "What did he say?"
Her sister said, "He's going to focus!"
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "Oh my God. Both of us?"
tarar786
Age: 124
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China, China
A couple is travelling on a long distance overnight flight. Everyone is slowly drifting off. The flight attendants have served the last round of coffee and drinks, dimmed the cabin lights, and are resting.
The couple carefully check over their fellow pa**engers. Finally, everyone appears to be asleep. One at a time, they furtively make their way to the bathroom at the rear of the cabin. Before closing the door, the last one in has a quick glance back over the cabin to make sure they haven't been spotted. There's rustling of clothes as they prepare themselves and get comfortable:
"Ready, dear?" "Yes, darling."
"Oh, good! You remembered the condom." "Quick, let's get it on and get started."
A little more rustling, then:
"Aaahhh!" "Oohhhh!"
Suddenly, the intercom comes to life:
"This is your Captain speaking."
"To the two people in the toilet - we know exactly what you're up to." "What you're doing is expressly prohibited by the airline regulations."
"Please stop immediately, put your cigarettes out, and remove the condom from the smoke detector!"
tarar786
Age: 124
7706 days old here
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China, China
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Delhi and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Bangalore . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Mumbai girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!!!!
