~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7653 days old here
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United Kingdom, United Kingdom
machar marne ka latest tareeka
pehle kisi kone par machhar dhundho,
phir uska kaan pakdoo,
phir use palang par ulta lita ke
uske pet mein gudgudee karo
zor zor se karo,
aur jab vo haste hue muh khole,
uske muh mein chamach se zeher daal do.
see how simple.
Ek din, main lahore pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."
Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab minaray pakistan ka kitna loge?"
jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."
Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."
minaray pakistan pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!
Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."
Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
"janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
hai....kahin nahin jaati"
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada
Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya, "Train se.."
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taza
khilao..
" sunte hi bhabhi ji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaze khol diye.
Kaha, "tazi hawa kha lijiye."
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne grandson ko soola rahi thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya, "mere grandson ka naam,
Beti karachi gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi,
isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya."
Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya, "karachi gayi! hai, aub degree lene ke liye
