---->>JB’s Rishta Corner <<----

sub apus meh behus start kur detay hu...main bech meh utqaa rehta hon :|

mera rishtaa dhond bhe du ab :s

yar meri bari kab aye gi

Aap dono ki bari abhi bohut duuuur hai...jao bhagoo............bahir khelo ja kar......

loo ji ye tu ajeeb he rishta corner hai jo apnay customers ko hee bhaga raha hai..

lo ab bachay kab say ....aap hi karwa dain un ka rishta......


jab say rishta corner khula hai ....
aap bohut bolti hain rishta laina nahi ...


aap kuhc karwain un ka rishta..MISS KIUN ?

lugta hay yahan bhe dhurna dena purna hay :@

hmmm wesye mera kyal hia tyari shooo ker denai chaye

LAgta hai ye Qazi HUssain Ahmed ki party ka banda hai ...

unhian bhi dhurna denay ka bohut shooq hai

hmm un ka to pata nahi per hamarye mutalbat porye kiya jayen

chalo fees jama karwao

woh to kab ki kerwa di ab aur kitni dafa lo gaye ?

JB Ka Raja said:

lo ab bachay kab say ....aap hi karwa dain un ka rishta......


jab say rishta corner khula hai ....
aap bohut bolti hain rishta laina nahi ...


aap kuhc karwain un ka rishta..MISS KIUN ?

MR WOH.. .. ye app ka rishta corner hai mera nahi jo main ristay kerwaooon ..

aur main tu yahaan apnay bhaiyooon aur behnoon kay ristay lainay ayee hoon .. meri tu abhe umer he kia hai.. lolzz

    nahiiiii yah   shadi nahi ho sakti   

Mujay be shaadi karni hain Mummy kehtin hain aab tum baray ho geye hoo.Meray leye be koi larki choori hai kay nahi

kisski shadi rukwa rahee hoo rani sis....

cutefriend said:

woh to kab ki kerwa di ab aur kitni dafa lo gaye ?

Lo aap nay nahi karwai ...
jaldi karwao nahi to ....bhagooooo

friend_16 said:

JB Ka Raja said:

lo ab bachay kab say ....aap hi karwa dain un ka rishta......


jab say rishta corner khula hai ....
aap bohut bolti hain rishta laina nahi ...


aap kuhc karwain un ka rishta..MISS KIUN ?

MR WOH.. .. ye app ka rishta corner hai mera nahi jo main ristay kerwaooon ..

aur main tu yahaan apnay bhaiyooon aur behnoon kay ristay lainay ayee hoon .. meri tu abhe umer he kia hai.. lolzz

Wah JI abhi to aap ki umer ki kia hai ,

JB ki Rani said:

     nahiiiii yah   shadi nahi ho sakti   

KIUN RANI

JB Ka Raja said:

friend_16 said:

JB Ka Raja said:

lo ab bachay kab say ....aap hi karwa dain un ka rishta......


jab say rishta corner khula hai ....
aap bohut bolti hain rishta laina nahi ...


aap kuhc karwain un ka rishta..MISS KIUN ?

MR WOH.. .. ye app ka rishta corner hai mera nahi jo main ristay kerwaooon ..

aur main tu yahaan apnay bhaiyooon aur behnoon kay ristay lainay ayee hoon .. meri tu abhe umer he kia hai.. lolzz

Wah JI abhi to aap ki umer ki kia hai ,

tu aur kia..

faradiya said:

Mujay be shaadi karni hain Mummy kehtin hain aab tum baray ho geye hoo.Meray leye be koi larki choori hai kay nahi

   karro   jee  &nbs p;kise   nay roka hay

woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

yo man

yea rite .. A woman : without her, man is nothing ..

               difference



Men

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert card
14. Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter huge amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter large amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter smaller amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. 3Drive back to bank machine
35. Get out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
45. Go into roundabout - right way
46. Drive 5 kilometers
47. Remove hand brake
48. Stop at mall
49. Spend money
50. Go back to step 1

yah   may nay   pahlay bhi kahy read kiya hya cf jee

hmmm