~CHANDNI~
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INTERESTING PHONE CONVERSATION
K-"Who's calling?"
W-"Watt."
K-"What is your name, please?"
W-"Watt's my name."
K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt,
W-"Is this James Brown?"
K-"No, this is Knott."
W-"Please tell me your name."
K-"Will Knott."
W-Why not?
K-Huh? What do you mean why not?
W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
K-But I told you my name!
W-Didn't you say you will not?
K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
W-That's what I mean.
K-So you know my name.
W-Of course not!
K-Good. So now, what is yours?
W-Watt. Yours?
K-Your name!
W-Watt's my name.
K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
name and you have not even told me yours yet.
K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told
you my name so many times and it is you who have not
told me yours yet.
W-Of course not!
K-See, you even know my name!
W-Of course not!
K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
W-Because I don't.
[Pause]
K-What is your name?
W-See, you know my name!
K-Of course not!
W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
K-To find out your name!
W-But you already know it!
K-What?
W-See, and you know mine!
K-Of course not!
W-Exactly!
K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
is, what will be your answer?
W-Watt's my name.
K-No, no, give me only one word.
W-Watt
K-Your name!
W-Right!
[pause before it hits him]
K-Oh, Wright!
W-Yeah!
K-So why didn't you say it before?
W-I told you so many times!
K-You never said Wright before
W-Of course I did.
K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
W-I do not.
K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
W-I do not!
K-Gud!
[pause before it hits him]
W-Oh, Gud!
K-Gud.
W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
K-No, it's Knott!
W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Gud.
K-Yes Wright
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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mujhey november kii dhoop ki terhan mutt chahoo
key iss ma doboon too tumazut ma naha jaoon
or is sa alugg hoon tuu thundukk koo por por ma oterta dekhoon
mujhey sawan key badal ki terhan mutt chahoo
key is kaa sayaa bohut gehra nuss nuss kii piyass bhujanyy walla
magur is ka wajood pal ma huwa pal ma panii ka dhaerr
mujhey shamm kii shafukk kii terhan mutt chahoo
key asman key kermazii rangoo ki terhan meryy gall suruh
magur lamha bher bad hijer ma naha ker ratt sii mehkii mehkii
mujhey chultii huwa kii terha mutt chahoo
key jis kay kayam sa dumm ghut-ta hay
or jiss kii tezii kadam okukhar detii hay
mujhey tehryy howeyy panii kii terhan mutt chahoo
key is ma kanwal ban ka ma reh nahii sakta
mujheyy bas itnna chahoo key mujh main
chahey janyy ka ikhsas otheyy
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7658 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
How to have a nice weekend...
A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said.
The jeweller looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at £4500. "I don't think you understand .. I want something very unique", he said.
At that, the jeweller went and fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at £33000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone the bank Monday and I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon".
Monday morning a very irate jeweller phones the man. "You lied there's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a Fantastic WEEKEND I had?"
