~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7652 days old here
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Are u in love?
My Dear Friend, Are you in Love with someone? Here are a few lines for you.............. This poetry is translated from Korean
When you are together with her, you pretend to ignore her. But when she is not around, you might look around to find her. At that moment, you are in love.
Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to her. Then, you are in love with her.
Although she was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of her safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love with her.
If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from her than other many long e-mails, you are in love with her.
When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from her, you are in love.
When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of her. Then, you are in love.
You keep telling yourself, "She is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid her special attraction. At that moment, you are in love with her.
While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with her.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7652 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
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Customer: " What!"
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Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
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Customer: #$$^%& $@$%^"
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
