i call it shairi ki aisi ki taisi...


Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
    d for dog n c for cat



2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad



Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai



Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay



Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai



Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai



Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe



Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon



Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae



Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya







Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay



Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata



Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain



Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina





Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay



Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai



Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay



Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya



Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai



kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay



Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho



Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating h