more is cumin' soon

Mephistopheles:

chain ek pal nahee
aur koi hal nahee

koee na koee hal to ho ga

Mephistopheles:

more is cumin' soon

kab tak

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.....
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application
create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
        mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...

server down ho gya hai

AOA..................there is an error

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke khobsoorat gown(burqa)
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.

take care
Chao

mephistopheles:

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.

u both picked
the same shair
it means u both work
on the same cct

hum donon ka server aksar down rehta hai

why dont u change the isp

hain tu poranay sher paar kya pata tum logoon nein na sunay hoon.



Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be bay sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

last one is really witty

nice one!
so faradiya, u keep urself busy with this kind of stuff

should i translate this sentence or you just asked me a question ?

no it was just a question!

faradiya cant answer such questions
in which witts are involved

faradiya:

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

good faradiya