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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005

mzaid says
whaaaaaaaT !
Posted 25 May 2005

Posted 26 May 2005

cutefriend says
Asian said:

cutefriend said:

Asian said:

i'am married




Aik Kanwara phir gya mara


asian kis bechrey ki shamit aye hai



oye my Khan will be very happy. Screaming in pain with me hehehehehehe




asian tumhyen nahi pata na kahn ne kehna to yehi hai ke main bahut khush hoonnnn







i will kiss him till his cheeks turn bright red with my lipgloss
Posted 26 May 2005

Asian says
mzaid said:

whaaaaaaaT !



and why not? he is allll mine mine mine mine
Posted 26 May 2005

whatttttt
Posted 26 May 2005

cutefriend says
wohi jo parha
Posted 27 May 2005

Bazigaar says
abhi bas na..chup ker
Posted 27 May 2005

Posted 27 May 2005

cutefriend says



ahii tak chup
Posted 27 May 2005

Posted 27 May 2005

cutefriend says
ab bolna satr karyen ke nahi ?
Posted 27 May 2005

cutefriend says
ab bolna start
karyen ke nahi ?
Posted 27 May 2005

Posted 27 May 2005

javad says
Posted 27 May 2005

Asian says
pick one


strawberry lip gloss-or-Very chunck Berry lip gloss



Khan ajj nahie bacha ga
Posted 27 May 2005

Posted 27 May 2005

Bazigaar says
line na maro yar us per
Posted 28 May 2005

Posted 28 May 2005

~Fragi~ says
Posted 29 May 2005

cutefriend says
kiya ho raha hai ?
Posted 29 May 2005

~Fragi~ says
line marney kee na maakoool practice
Posted 29 May 2005

Fragi   Myst mare gee
Posted 29 May 2005

cutefriend says
ahca


Posted 30 May 2005

javad says
han
Posted 30 May 2005

wow
Posted 30 May 2005

~Fragi~ says
ooops par gayee maar
Posted 30 May 2005

Bazigaar says
na maar na maar
Posted 31 May 2005

bacaho
Posted 31 May 2005

Bazigaar says
kis ko bacahao?
Posted 02 Jun 2005

mujhe
Posted 02 Jun 2005

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