Blind Date

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Banta sets up Santa to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Santa, "I'll be stuck with her all night.

"Don't worry," Banta says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack.

"So that night, Santa knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and ***y she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: ..."Aaaaaaaaaaauuugguuughhh!"

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Posted 11 Jun 2005

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NOTE! blind dates are not good !!!

Posted 11 Jun 2005

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yes!..thts 4 sure

Posted 11 Jun 2005

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pagal logon tay taam hain yah

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andhi tareekh

hehhehehee....
arrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

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Posted 13 Jun 2005

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Awaaara said:

lagta hai awar tuka expert

app k saath bhi aisa hua hai issliye hansi nahin aai app ko

Posted 13 Jun 2005

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~ ßã£îçh ~ said:

pagal logon tay taam hain yah

awar tuka expert k baray mein nahin kehtay yeh sab k samnay

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Awaaara said:

lagta hai awar tuka expert

app k saath bhi aisa hua hai issliye hansi nahin aai app ko

CloSE..

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~ ßã£îçh ~ said:

pagal logon tay taam hain yah

awar tuka expert k baray mein nahin kehtay yeh sab k samnay

O MaIn nAhiN, huM blINd DatES wAle RisK naHIn lETe

HUm To, U knoW

seEdHA hI..

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Awaaara said:
CloSE..

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Awaaara said:
O MaIn nAhiN, huM blINd DatES wAle RisK naHIn lETe

HUm To, U knoW seEdHA hI..

dheet loag

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pehlay ye batao ye date kia hoti hai

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