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~tasha~

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A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
Posted 24 Jul 2007
Rapunzel says
Posted 12 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
thx
Posted 12 Jul 2008
Rapunzel says
welcum
Posted 12 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
Rapunzel said:

welcum



Posted 12 Jul 2008
Mujrim says
nice one's
Posted 13 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
thx
Posted 13 Jul 2008
Mujrim says
yw
Posted 14 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
Posted 14 Jul 2008
Rehan M Din says
Posted 15 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
Posted 15 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says


Posted 16 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says


Posted 16 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says


Posted 16 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
Posted 16 Jul 2008
Rehan M Din says
Posted 16 Jul 2008
Mujrim says
bus kar bhai kitna hasega
Posted 16 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
Posted 16 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
Never kiss police woman.

She will say Stop and hands up.

Never kiss nurse.She will say next.

Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.



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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.



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Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!



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Posted 17 Jul 2008
chandbabu says
tasha no one is gra8



Posted 30 Jul 2008
Rapunzel says
Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
Posted 30 Jul 2008
~tasha~ says
Posted 31 Jul 2008
Rehan M Din says
Posted 31 Jul 2008
sun_shine says
Posted 01 Aug 2008
~tasha~ says
sun_shine said:



Posted 02 Aug 2008
~tasha~ says
American says: girl is like cigarette,
when finished throw it.
French says: girls is like wine bottle,
when finish break it.
pathan says: girl is like a audio cassette,
when finish change the side.
Posted 06 Nov 2008
~tasha~ says
2 sardars went to a call girl.
1st went in, came out & said: no, my wife is better.
2nd went in, came out and said: u r right,
your wife is better.
Posted 06 Nov 2008
~tasha~ says
one girl comes late in class
Professor: why r u late?
girl: a boy was following me
professor: then why r u late?
girl: that boy was walking slowly.
Posted 06 Nov 2008
Rapunzel says
Posted 07 Nov 2008
~tasha~ says
thx
Posted 08 Nov 2008
Rapunzel says
welcum
Posted 08 Nov 2008
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