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SAB DANT NIKALL RAHAY HAIN ,,,,KOI TO ACHA SA JOKE BHAIJAY
Posted on 10/5/2007 5:35:49 AM
[>Rail k dibby men do musafir akhtty aik hi seat per betty sffur kr rhy thy. Train chali tu kuch der bad aik musaffir ny kha:"thandi hwa aarhi hy " aur yeh kh kr kherki band kr di.
thorri der bad dussry musaffir ny "dum gut rha hy " kh kr kherki khol di .
kuch der bad phly mussaffir ny "sardii lg rhi hy " k kr kherki band kr di .
kuch der bad dussry ny "bht garmii hy " kh kr kherki khol di .
donon bar bar yhi krty rhy aur bilaakher lrr prry yeh dykh kr tessry mussaffir ny musskraty howy un sy kha "bhai ! lrrty kiun ho ? kherki men tu shesha hi nhi hy ":D<]
Posted on 10/5/2007 5:50:39 AM


Sardarji :I want to stich curtain for my computer
Tailor : Why curtain for computer
Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer



Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?
Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum . How about u?
Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb



Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
Dard hai to vicks Balm Hai



Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends



Sardaarji tells his wife
Tum meri Kalpana ho
Tum meri Bhavana ho
Tum meri prerna ho
Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho



Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
Again had twins named Max & Climax
Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired




Air Hostess asks laloo:Sir are u vegetarian/non-vegetarian
Laloo says I am sagittarian
Air hostess asks:Sir aap Shakahari hai/Mamsahari hai
Laloo says " Main Bihari hoon"


Posted on 10/5/2007 5:55:33 AM
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Posted on 10/5/2007 3:25:13 PM

nice jokes
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Posted on 10/8/2007 5:26:22 PM
gud1s
Posted on 10/14/2007 8:48:17 PM
mujrim baiii
Posted on 10/15/2007 12:58:46 AM
arre sharminda na kar yaar
Posted on 10/15/2007 10:27:37 PM
Posted on 10/16/2007 12:03:13 AM
le ab zubaan na bahar nikal
Posted on 10/16/2007 9:41:42 PM
Posted on 10/16/2007 11:27:11 PM
                                       SIGNBOARD       


teacher:why are you late to school
student: there was sign board.
teacher:what it say
student: school ahead go slow

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once in a helicopter,P.M,pilot,teacher and a student were going,suddenly helicopter got breakdown ,now the flight was crashing down,pilot said that there are only 3 parachutes,pilot took one of them and went with that,now there are only 2 parachutes and 3 members within in a moment P.M took the another parachute and went happily,now there is only one parachute and a teacher and student.teacher said to the boy please take the parachute and go,then the boy said that no problem madam P.M took away my bag thinking that it's a parachute.......

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                                           ANGRY SON

Dad to son: When I beat u how do u control ur anger?
Son:I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy u?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

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a beggar told to a men
sir please give me one bread , I am very hungry .
That person told that my wife is not in the home then beggar told
sir I want bread not your wife .

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son: when i grow up i wanna be a pilot and i will go over our house
mom: how am i gonna know that it's you?
son : when i will go i will throw a bomb in our house.


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Posted on 10/21/2007 8:39:24 PM
u made me laugh 2
Posted on 10/22/2007 12:02:21 AM
joke kahan hai?
Posted on 10/22/2007 1:06:39 AM
turn the page
or u don't have this << Prev to turn the page
Posted on 10/22/2007 1:26:15 AM
•     Paki and the insect
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
Posted on 10/22/2007 5:29:14 AM
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loooo jeeeee
Posted on 10/22/2007 11:23:57 PM
Lashakir:
•     Paki and the insect
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.


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