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~tasha~

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A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
Posted 24 Jul 2007

^dewaja^ says
Posted 31 Aug 2007

khayali says
Posted 31 Aug 2007

Mujrim says
lagi raho FG

agaya hasne ke liye
Posted 31 Aug 2007

eshajam says
FG
Posted 02 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
fairl_girl

mera "JB" ka pyaar
Posted 02 Sep 2007

eshajam says
es topic mein FG sis tu nahi hein
meinre bhaii....
Posted 03 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
aare aayi thi kabhi shayad
Posted 04 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
Posted 05 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their
soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.

The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump
down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The
soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying
"See the guts !".

Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him
to take two similar rounds.the soldier did as he was told.when he
came back from the water the German said "See the guts ".

Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and
asked him to take five similar rounds.

The soldier promptly replied, "Am I your dad's servant?".

At this the general proudly said "See the guts".
Posted 05 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him
into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to
make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices
a cute little vase on the mantel.

He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He
says, "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh..I..."

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
Posted 05 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
Jill calls her friend Linda. Linda picks up the phone.

Jill says, Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?

Linda asks, Why?

Jill replies, I need to study cosmetics

Linda again asks, Why?

Jill replies Well, my english teacher says, I have a 'make-up exam'
on monday.
Posted 05 Sep 2007

eshajam says
Posted 05 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
lmao
Posted 05 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
Posted 05 Sep 2007

khayali says
Posted 05 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
awwww tashu baby is shy
Posted 08 Sep 2007

eshajam says
When Tears Flows in Your Eyes


When Things Go Wrong,
When Sadness Fills Your Heart,
When Tears Flows in Your Eyes,


Just Let Me Know ,
Because,i Want To Be There For You
BECAUSE!!!!



























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Posted 11 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
lo bhai advertisement kar raha hai ban hojayega
Posted 11 Sep 2007

eshajam says
Hum Saat Saat Hein
Posted 12 Sep 2007

May Be says

wat abt 2?
Posted 13 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
meri laath bhi tray saath hai
Posted 14 Sep 2007

^dewaja^ says
Posted 14 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
btw im rly sry dewaja i always thought tht u r a male bt u came out to be a female
Posted 14 Sep 2007

eshajam says
don't worry uncle ji aaker galati to insaan se
he hoti hein na...
Posted 14 Sep 2007

eshajam says
Mujrim said:

meri laath bhi tray saath hai


Posted 14 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
eshajam said:

When Tears Flows in Your Eyes


When Things Go Wrong,
When Sadness Fills Your Heart,
When Tears Flows in Your Eyes,


Just Let Me Know ,
Because,i Want To Be There For You
BECAUSE!!!!



























My Uncle Sells Tissue Paper
BUY 1,GET 1 FREE..!!



Posted 18 Sep 2007

khayali says
Mujrim said:

meri laath bhi tray saath hai

soo cruel mr mujrim bhai
as 4 jams
Posted 18 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
kya yaar tera sahara leke duniya ko hasanay ki koshish kar raha hoo
Posted 18 Sep 2007

eshajam says
Mujrim said:

kya yaar tera sahara leke duniya ko hasanay ki koshish kar raha hoo


Aap duniya ko hasao Magar kise k sahare nahi apne sahare...
Posted 19 Sep 2007

eshajam says
~tasha~ said:

eshajam said:

When Tears Flows in Your Eyes


When Things Go Wrong,
When Sadness Fills Your Heart,
When Tears Flows in Your Eyes,


Just Let Me Know ,
Because,i Want To Be There For You
BECAUSE!!!!



























My Uncle Sells Tissue Paper
BUY 1,GET 1 FREE..!!




thanks
Posted 19 Sep 2007

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