Aight, now whats the best way to lose weight, LOL nahh ppl dun think i am FAT[angrypirat]LOL but ya know shed of some pounds....well ya see im 16 and weigh 120..wow is that a lot or WHAT??? LOL are you all thinkin "damn why is this gril tellin us how much she weighs?" well I dunno whats the thing about hiding, unless you are 200 or something..LOL jk...btw guys i am new here. Wow nice way to start a new topic...... huh? LOL its ok[:P] c'mon ppl(girls) how would you lose some weight, all these junk food are so tempting....and then our food are so greasy, i don't lose any...i excercise..WOOO man tha gets me worked up, but still...any tips?
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Aight, now whats the best way to lose weight, LOL nahh ppl dun think i am FAT[angrypirat]LOL but ya know shed of some pounds....well ya see im 16 and weigh 120..wow is that a lot or WHAT??? LOL are you all thinkin "damn why is this gril tellin us how much she weighs?" well I dunno whats the thing about hiding, unless you are 200 or something..LOL jk...btw guys i am new here. Wow nice way to start a new topic...... huh? LOL its ok[:P] c'mon ppl(girls) how would you lose some weight, all these junk food are so tempting....and then our food are so greasy, i don't lose any...i excercise..WOOO man tha gets me worked up, but still...any tips?
Just tell'm dat they'r fat and dey'll burn so much fat and callories yellin' at u dat dey'll go slim in one day!!! [:D][:D]
Let me tell you why inspite of our exhaustive efforts to lose weight why don't lose... simple, because we are CHEATERS!
Diet Rules for Cheaters
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet drink with a chocolate bar, the calories in the chocolate bar are cancelled out by the diet drink.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods (Choc coated ice creams, Popcorn, Maltesers, Potato Chips, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
7. Biscuit pieces contain no fat--the process of breaking causes fat leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
9. Foods that have the same colour have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: Chocolate is a universal colour and may be substituted for any other food colour.
10. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Ice Blocks.
