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If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princes

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goldenpk

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said: "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."


Posted 07 Jul 2003
cutefriend says
yes good
Posted 07 Jul 2003
Chocoholic16 says
I see
Posted 07 Jul 2003
saieen says
hur koie funkaar
Posted 07 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
kis ki mansoro jee:[;)]
mei bhi agayi hun..[;)]
Posted 08 Jul 2003
saieen says
sub he aooo mela luga huwa hey yahan.....:dooor hu gaie na kumie :/
Posted 10 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
acha mela ..saein ne lagaya hae lagta..[:)]
Posted 11 Jul 2003
saieen says
saieen tu bus saieen hey dhamal khailta hey bus.....dhool pur :/
Posted 12 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
dhamal dalna bhi to ek Art hae..[;)] ab har koi thori na dhalam dalta hae!
Posted 13 Jul 2003
Night says
frog...
Posted 13 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
nite r u ?
Posted 14 Jul 2003
madmax says
hahaha nite yea hoor aap ko kiya keh rahi hai tauba tauba
Posted 14 Jul 2003
madmax says
hahaha nite yea hoor aap ko kiya keh rahi hai tauba tauba
Posted 14 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
tum bus yeh tauba tauba hi kerte rehna..[;)]
Posted 15 Jul 2003
madmax says
yaar uss nea frog likha hai aur tum uss ko keh rahi hoo nite r u?
to iss ka aur kiya matlab howa
Posted 15 Jul 2003
tanveer20 says
hellow
Posted 15 Jul 2003
adeeb says
meri tauba meri tauba..meri tauba tauba
Posted 15 Jul 2003
sniper says
hahahahahaha
lol @ "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

i know a programmer who prefer girlfriends, wheres the frog now .. lol nops night cant be, i'm asking abt that talking one
Posted 15 Jul 2003
madmax says
tanveer welcome to jb have fun and enjoy posting here

Posted 15 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

meri tauba meri tauba..meri tauba tauba

Tauba Hamare yeh ishare, tum to dewane ho hamare..[;)]
Posted 25 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

meri tauba meri tauba..meri tauba tauba

Tauba Hamare yeh ishare, tum to dewane ho hamare..[;)]
Posted 25 Jul 2003
leave4lives says
can anyone tell me in short cut of this story???????i don't have much time to read:(
Posted 25 Jul 2003
adeeb says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

meri tauba meri tauba..meri tauba tauba

Tauba Hamare yeh ishare, tum to dewane ho hamare..[;)]

tumhein kese pata chala..i mean tumhein kisne kaha..:P[morph]
Posted 28 Jul 2003
Rain Man says
funny story , great...i thought the man was waiting for the frog to say that i'll marry you...but it was still good [bandit]
Posted 28 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

meri tauba meri tauba..meri tauba tauba

Tauba Hamare yeh ishare, tum to dewane ho hamare..[;)]

tumhein kese pata chala..i mean tumhein kisne kaha..:P[morph]


lolz..
aisi batein kahi nahi jati jee..[;)]
bus pata chal gaya na..!
Posted 29 Jul 2003
adeeb says
i c..to aap ko yeh pata chel hee gaya..;)
Posted 29 Jul 2003
Teen Tracker says
ab chal gaya hai tu shore kyon macha rahe ho
Posted 29 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
lolz TT wohi to..[;)]
adeeb jee pata to chal gaya hae..lekin bohot kuch abhi bhi hae janne k lie..[;)]
Posted 31 Jul 2003
saieen says
Hoor G!!
kaya kurna hey itna jaan kur....factory khoolni hey?:s
Posted 31 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
han je..shayad..dun worry ap i knoe job k lie bethe hein..wait karo..koi vacancy hui tumare laik to tell ker dun gi..[;)]
Posted 01 Aug 2003
saieen says
haaan theeq hey
/me waiting for vacancy :D
owner keh papers pur meray seh thumb luwa lena :p
Posted 01 Aug 2003
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