If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princes

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goldenpk

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said: "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."


Posted 07 Jul 2003

yeh ..lock ker diya jaye...[;)]
Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

socha na tha kabhi hum ne yeh sama......
Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

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Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

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Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

tum hi batao tum se mil ker..janu dil koi kiu na hare?[:O]
Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

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Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

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Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

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Posted 27 Aug 2003

adeeb says
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Posted 27 Aug 2003

orite je..em goin as well!
tk care
ALLAH NEGEHBAN,[:)]
Posted 27 Aug 2003

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Posted 08 Sep 2003

madmax says
yaar i am here kiya hain nend si jagha diya
Posted 12 Sep 2003

tum dono chup ker jao..mujhe to sone do....
Posted 13 Sep 2003

madmax says
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Posted 13 Sep 2003

madmax says
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Posted 13 Sep 2003

quote:
mujhi nend si jagha diya aur ab khud sune ja rahi hae

aap fir soa jao :)
Posted 14 Sep 2003

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