Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it
in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing
will go away.

Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
chill and drink.
You might still have the headache, but who cares?

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the
bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the
bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are
probably lying on the couch, with your feet up,
eating it anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an
apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep
it in the pantry for up to a year.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring
the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix
instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.

Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even
decorate it for you.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try
using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non
slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy
to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
and sauces.

Real Woman - Leftover wine??

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And remember

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but, a true friend will be sitting next to you
saying, "Damn... that sure was fun!"

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