Zero Point.....Articles of Jawed Chaudry

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Rapunzel

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Posted 31 Mar 2008

sun_shine says
may be.
but coat patloon walay kaun hain?
Posted 28 Apr 2008

BadShaH1 says
metaphor hey
if ur thinking key lawyers heyn to i dnt think so.
Posted 28 Apr 2008

sun_shine says
Lawyers
No i was not thinking it at all
inho nay apnay faraiz poray kiye jo yeh azaam kam sar anjaam dey.
What is Metaphor?
Posted 28 Apr 2008

BadShaH1 says
metaphor hota hey elemental baat
misaal or tashbeeh.
Posted 28 Apr 2008

sun_shine says
ok
may be yeh misaal ya tashbeeh bhi kuch soch samajh kar di hongi.
Posted 28 Apr 2008

BadShaH1 says
nai nai
wahi utri hogi
Posted 28 Apr 2008

Rapunzel says
Waalaikum Assalam
shabash lage raho tum dono
Posted 29 Apr 2008

Rapunzel says
Posted 29 Apr 2008

BadShaH1 says
dekhein AC to sari dunia use ker rahi hey.
humein bijli ki production mein khud kafeel honey ki zururat hey.
Posted 30 Apr 2008

olldman says
BadShaH1 said:

dekhein AC to sari dunia use ker rahi hey.
humein bijli ki production mein khud kafeel honey ki zururat hey.



Bahut dukh hota hai, banyaadhi zaroorat ke mahmooli masle kissi qaum ke liye, itani mushkul chatanein banni hein.
Posted 30 Apr 2008

olldman says
Kaya aaj tak kissi ne koi haasab rakha hai, KAAM choron se qaumi naksaan kitna hai?
Koi aisa adaarah bhi hai?

Do din phale ki ayk report hai ye, sirf U.K nahi aksar taraki karne waley mulak mein iss baat ka kitna khayal rakha jaata hai aap andaaza kar sakte hein.


£49.68 - Alcohol
Some 15 million working days are lost per year thanks to the sauce. With the UK's average salary of £23,244 spread across 29 million of us working 242 days a year... that's about £50 per person. Or 17 pints of Strongbow. (Source: TUC)
£68.97 - Bullying
Firms are set back some £2 billion a year dealing with the mental and social impacts of bullying. That amounts to one day's lunch money (£5) for 400 million people. (Source: The Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development)
£241.38 - Online Christmas Shopping
The cost to UK businesses of workers popping on line for the Christmas consumerist binge totals £7 billion. (Source: Employment Law Advisory Services)
£405.17 - Skiving off sick
False sick days cost UK companies some £11.75 billion a year. Most of these fall in the sunbathing or Christmas-shopping months. (Source: CBI)
£517.24 - Transport
The UK's faltering transport system costs employers £15 billion a year in lost man hours. That money could pay for widening the M6 motorway five times. (Source: The British Chambers of Commerce)
£688.33 - Smoking breaks
The average smoker costs their firm nearly £690 a year. Or in a quantity appreciated by the company director: 23 premium Cohiba Esplendido Cuban cigars. (Source: Croner and the British Chambers of Commerce
£1,034.48 - Facebook
When apes range the planet in charge of us humans, Facebook will be deemed the reason. 233 million hours are lost a month due to workers
Posted 30 Apr 2008

Rapunzel says
BadShaH1 said:

dekhein AC to sari dunia use ker rahi hey.
humein bijli ki production mein khud kafeel honey ki zururat hey.




baat Apki bi theek hai lekin jab Pak ko dosre kisi mulk se compare kya jata hai tu wahan k politicians govt aur public ko bi dekhna chhaiye agr Bahir AC har ghar mein hai tu wahan lof Tax dete hain wahan Govtt lotti nhi logon ko abhi parso muje pata chala hai k hamare Wuzrah(President.Pm) in sab k ghar sirf 10,000 BULB jalte hain lights AC's generators fans TV's computers etc ka tu hisaab hi chor dein
Posted 30 Apr 2008

Rapunzel says
olldman said:

Kaya aaj tak kissi ne koi haasab rakha hai, KAAM choron se qaumi naksaan kitna hai?
Koi aisa adaarah bhi hai?

Do din phale ki ayk report hai ye, sirf U.K nahi aksar taraki karne waley mulak mein iss baat ka kitna khayal rakha jaata hai aap andaaza kar sakte hein.


£49.68 - Alcohol
Some 15 million working days are lost per year thanks to the sauce. With the UK's average salary of £23,244 spread across 29 million of us working 242 days a year... that's about £50 per person. Or 17 pints of Strongbow. (Source: TUC)
£68.97 - Bullying
Firms are set back some £2 billion a year dealing with the mental and social impacts of bullying. That amounts to one day's lunch money (£5) for 400 million people. (Source: The Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development)
£241.38 - Online Christmas Shopping
The cost to UK businesses of workers popping on line for the Christmas consumerist binge totals £7 billion. (Source: Employment Law Advisory Services)
£405.17 - Skiving off sick
False sick days cost UK companies some £11.75 billion a year. Most of these fall in the sunbathing or Christmas-shopping months. (Source: CBI)
£517.24 - Transport
The UK's faltering transport system costs employers £15 billion a year in lost man hours. That money could pay for widening the M6 motorway five times. (Source: The British Chambers of Commerce)
£688.33 - Smoking breaks
The average smoker costs their firm nearly £690 a year. Or in a quantity appreciated by the company director: 23 premium Cohiba Esplendido Cuban cigars. (Source: Croner and the British Chambers of Commerce
£1,034.48 - Facebook
When apes range the planet in charge of us humans, Facebook will be deemed the reason. 233 million hours are lost a month due to workers



baat sirf ehsah aur insaniyat ki hoti hai agr aj hamari Awam kisi aik politician ko bi sar-rah phaansi pe latka de tu phr dekhte hain kal kon apne swiss a/c kholwate hain ayah tu ye hal hai k jo kal tak mr 10% hote hain aj hamare sar pe hamare hukmaran ban k musalat hain Taraki yafta mumalik mein govt ye baat janti hai agr hum ne kuch heera pheeri ki tu hamari public hamain zinda nhi chore gi hamre judges hamara ehtesaab karain gay jab k yahan hum judges ko hi ghar bhejwa dete hain be-tahasa muqadmay the Zadai pe aur aj sab maaf
Posted 30 Apr 2008

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Posted 30 Apr 2008

sun_shine says
Assalam O Alaikum
Buhat khoobsurat Columns hain.
About the 1st coulumn:
yaa right
hum hamesha Govt pe tankeed kartay hain kay
Govt ko aisa karna chahiye ya waisay karna chahiye
per hum personally khud bhi apnay faraiz say na insafi kartay hain.
Law banana asaan hain per is pe amal daramad karna aur karwana Mushkil hain.

2nd Column:
yaa jab society main na insaafi barh jati hain
aur phir koi umeed nahi hoti tho log wohi raah ikhtiyaar kartay hain jo Mr.Hassan nay ki.
yaa i really admire Hizbollah
Hum Muslims soye huay hain
pata nahi kab jagaingay.
May Allah swt guide us ameen
Is maukay per hamain Shaheed Sheikh yaseen ki aik baat yaad aaye jo unho nay kahi thi kay:
Where are the Muslim people's sponsors? Where are its kings? Where are its leaders? The Muslim people is calling upon you, Jerusalem is appealing to you, will anyone answer?
3rd Column:
yaa thats really nice
yeh column parh kar kaafi acha laga.
Insaaf Zindabaad.......!
Posted 30 Apr 2008

Rapunzel says
Waalaikum Assalam
bohat ache points dye Ss
ye pahle 2 column mein ne kuch arse pahle parhe the
3rd column kal ka hai ab dekho kal kya ho ga
Allah sab behter kare ameen!!!!!1
Posted 30 Apr 2008

sun_shine says
InshAllah...!
Posted 30 Apr 2008

Rapunzel says
InshaAllah!

Ye Aj ka Article hai....

Posted 01 May 2008

BadShaH1 says
cheif sahab tughey salam.
Posted 01 May 2008

sun_shine says
Assalam O Alaikum
Yaa very True...!
Posted 01 May 2008

BadShaH1 says
agar zardari ney koi trick khela to chorein ge nai.
Posted 01 May 2008

sun_shine says
Trick?
What are they Planning for?
Posted 01 May 2008

Rapunzel says
Posted 02 May 2008

Rapunzel says
BadShaH1 said:

agar zardari ney koi trick khela to chorein ge nai.



lolz lets see kya hota hai 5 may tak lawyers ne time dya hai
Posted 02 May 2008

Rapunzel says
sun_shine said:

Trick?
What are they Planning for?



hmm mera tu yehi khiyal hai k trick Cheif justice ki jagah kisi aur ko lane ki hai Agay Allah janta hai!
Posted 02 May 2008

sun_shine says
Assalam O Alaikum
Nice column
yaa yeh Mr.Imran Khan ki news hum nay kal news channel pe dekhi thi.yaa agar Judges bahaal ho jaye
tho InshAllah it will be really good...!
Posted 02 May 2008

Rapunzel says
Waalaikum assalam

InshaALlah acha hoga sunba tu yehi hai k 12 tak bahaal kar dye jayein gay
Posted 03 May 2008

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