Close up with Sun Shine***(Miss Mine jee)

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

welcome nice to read ur interview....

but here u go ... i've a few more questions to ask :)


1. Your fav place?
2. your fav make-up company?
3. Your fav perfume?
4. when u take shower more then once in a month, how do u feel?
5. when u feel like "kukri"?
6. when you got "Russs", how do u come bk?

reply us fast ............
   

russe say agy   chaina chaly chaly jaty hay

ham kiya   pochay app say MM???????


ok   let me think


app ka name kise nay rakha????


ok birth place baki or soch kay pochty hoon

Miss mine said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

Miney meri jaaaaaaaaaan!!
This is an awesome topic, I'll be able to pick your brain's now!!

Congrats on being member of the month jaan.

MISSY LUV U DONT SAY MEMBER OF THE MONTH PLZ LOL I'M JUS GUEST OF THE WEEK THX GOD

          

Lol, awww jani you spotted that!!
And here I was thinking that no-one was going to notice!

Ah well.

Miss mine said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

1, Who do you love the most on JB & why?

2, If you could be anyone famous, who would it be & why?

3, If you had a choice of a holiday destination, where would you go & who would you take with you?

4, Have you ever squished a bug just for fun?

5, Are you planning on visiting me & Asian anytime soon?

1, Who do you love the most on JB & why?

Chandni, first JB friend very loving & kind
Tashu, share everything, very caring
Badshah, been a gr8 friend for a long time


2, If you could be anyone famous, who would it be & why?

Neil Armstrong, be the first person to set foot on the moon.


3, If you had a choice of a holiday destination, where would you go & who would you take with you?

Maldives.. for my honeymoon lol


4, Have you ever squished a bug just for fun?

No I don’t kill bugs, mother nature, I put them in the garden.


5, Are you planning on visiting me & Asian anytime soon?

Hey girlfriend lets make it soon mwah. Luv u missy

Awwwwwwwwww x a trillion!!
You've given some pretty cool answers there hun, now I'll have to dream up some hard questions for you!!

Lol, I keed I keed!!

Love you & hurry up with the visit!!

Love you!!

1, Would you go on a camping trip with some of JB members?

2, Would you play the guitar around the fire while singing "Kum Baa Yah My Lord!"

3, Seeing as it's summer, will you teach people how to swim or just throw them in the lake & hope for the best!

4, Would you run around the campsite at night in an attempt to scare the others?

5, Would you let me help you scare them?

6, If you were left in charge of all this, who would you appoint as your second in command?

7, Would you allow the girls to put make-up on the boys?

8, If you could go back in time, what would you change & why?

9, Is it possible to make a bug laugh?

10, If you could be invisible for the day, what would you get upto & why?

11, If you could have a super-power, what would it be & why?

12, What did you want to be when you were a child?

Right now I'm high, I know there are alot of questions but for some weird reason I want to pick your brains today!!

P.S. I still wub yew!!

Hey sweets...





YOU'RE REALLY A BLISSFUL GIRL.. LOVED TO READ YOUR INTRO

n how often do u hav the coffee tht u had wth me??

Lol only the once, never to be repeated

cmon ths shld b repeated once u cm here



and whn u cmin to DUBAI to MEET ME???

Jumeria Beach wowww, in a few yrs InshAllah
lolz i nevr said beach to get tanned up
i said to meet me
n thts nt the place whr i live :P



wht do u say abt me??

Ur full of mischief, extremely funny, gr8 company, best laugh was in Pak lol. Ur loyal, krazy at times but a very good friend

loolz
off course in pak we had loads of fun
especially ur flirty cousins

im loyal?? :P

Miss mine said:

eshajam said:

wese yeh mei sab janta ta
magar perbe Good to know u Better Guria
wow you are just like your Voice

i am not Cute u will pay for this

   

Good Bless U My Child

THANKU JAMZ

u are most welcome Guria but i have just done
what u told me to do    oopz

Miss mine said:

eshajam said:

sorry MM i told u That i will not Question U but



1 >> name the members inside JB which you are dieing to meet them in real
person
2 >> if ur given the option to change your Nick and Real Name what they
gonna be
3 >> Love Marriage or arrange and give reason as well
4 >> Koi Wish ju Puri na Ho
5 >> Larkiyoon ki kuon si esi baat hai jo aap ko achi lagti hai aur kuon si
buri .... tell 3 qualities and 3 worst qualities of girls
6 >> Same Above Q but about Boys
7 >> if u get a magical lamp what will be your 3 wishs
8 >> what was the hardest Question U have Answerd So far
9 >> Name of your Best Friend lol
10>> do u offer pray 5 times a day ? u live in UK thats y i asked
ufff so many to ask but feeling sleepy

1 >> name the members inside JB which you are dieing to meet them in real
person

chandni, tashu, rapu, missy, LG, QV, Cathy

2 >> if ur given the option to change your Nick and Real Name what they
gonna be

I like my real name so I wouldn’t change it, nick ermm Laila

3 >> Love Marriage or arrange and give reason as well

Omigod!! Probably Luvvv, definitely a friend.

4 >> Koi Wish ju Puri na Ho

Endless list

5 >> Larkiyoon ki kuon si esi baat hai jo aap ko achi lagti hai aur kuon si
buri .... tell 3 qualities and 3 worst qualities of girls

Good qualities
Loving, personality, intelligence
Bad qualities
Bitchy, attitude, bad morals

6 >> Same Above Q but about Boys
Good qualities

Intelligence, personality, respect
Bad qualities
Inflated egos, flirts, disrespectful

7 >> if u get a magical lamp what will be your 3 wishs

Control Time
Be able to fly
Look into the future

8 >> what was the hardest Question U have Answerd So far

There all hard lolz

9 >> Name of your Best Friend lol

Zara Not from JB

10>> do u offer pray 5 times a day ? u live in UK thats y i asked

No.. but InshAllah I will try my hardest to

   

Ok Nicely Done and about the Last Answer
Keep Trying even Harder from Today jee

well ahum ahum Back to ROUND 2

Q1 >> How many times you Blinked u Eyes today ?
Q2 >> how many times u smiled or laughed ?
Q3 >> if someOne Slap u for no reason what will be your Responce ?
Q4 >> how Many Steps U walked today ?
Q5 >> How Many Times U breath in and Out these all Years ?
Q6 >> am i a good friend or just a time Pass
chalo koi nahi hei esse sei kam chala letay hei ?
Q7 >> Mom is your Everything or everything is Ur Mom ?
Q8 >> Rate my Questions
Q9 >> if( TUM ) is you and ( mei )is Me who is Stupid
tum ya mei ?
Q10>> where is my Dear Friend LP ?


...END of Round 2...

Urdu! Jo J Bians Urdu hi achi tarah samjhte hein unse mahzrat. Ye saab anghraizi mein likh raha hoon apni Urdu mein kamzoori ki wajaa se

Hard one first, M M aka?

1/     Have you ever considered writing?
2/     If yes what would be our subject?
3/     Fiction or none fiction .
4/     And why?
5 ½     Loved and lost,does it still hurt ? or is it
        a case of losing is winning?
6/     If you had to pick one thing from your
        childhood what would that be?
7/     And if you can, elaborate on it?

Here is an old jokes.
8/     Name one J bian that will find it realy funny.
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerruti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: - If I guess how many sheep you do have, you give me one of them?
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep, which graze and says: - All right.
The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages report on his high-tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says: - You have exactly 1586 sheep here.
The shepherd answers: - That's correct, you can have your sheep. The young man takes the sheep and puts it in the back of his jeep. The shepherd looks at him and asks: If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me? The young man answers: Yes, why not.
The shepherd says: - You are an Olldman And Asocciat,Consultants,   consultant! How did you know? asks the young man. Very simple, answers the shepherd: First you come here without being called. Second, you charge me, to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog.


Finaly thank you for letting us peek into your world.

welcome to hot seat MM...
very nice intro...
so many questions at your side to answer...


looking for your reply... then few from my side...

Miss mine said:

SupidGuy said:

Really, nice interview!!!!


Why mostly JBians categorize myself as Entertainer & Funny????
Or do I have to post/share my own Writtings & Articles??????






May ALLAH (SWT) give a Long & Healthy Life to your Mom......And May Raise the Grade & Blessing upon your father in Heaven!!!!!! ...........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!







Sada, Khush Rahiye aur Hansti Muskarati Rahiye.........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!






And, btw always use left ear for Longest Duration Calls.....








Your's Too,
Uncle Sargam.......

    awwww thxu uncle sargaram so shweet   


    

Anytime Dearie MM....


Now, questions from my side!!!!


Q.1.....When you goes to sleep what u turn off first (Eyes or Lights)


Q.2.....Is there any Hatti (Shop) in your town selling Bhuttazz????


Q.3.....Kya aap daily Macleans Karte heinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?????


Q.4.....You Like Cockroach or Spider's Soup?????



Q.6.....Kya aap apni Note Book ko Adress Book bana sakte hein????


Q.7.....Kya aap ne Kabhi Skydiving ki hai???????



Q.8.....Kya aap ne Apna TV Lisence Banwa lia hai???


Q.9.....Ur City Name Please???



Q.10.....Ur Fav Season???



Q.11.....Kya aap ne opar walay saray Questions ke answers de diye hein?????





Note:-


All Question Carrying Equal Marks!!!!!



Minimum Marks For Passing Is -33!!!!!



A Secret Question Containing 100 Marks!!!!




Duration=5 Minutes!!!!



SupidGuy39567.756412037

SupidGuy said:

Miss mine said:

SupidGuy said:

Really, nice interview!!!!


Why mostly JBians categorize myself as Entertainer & Funny????
Or do I have to post/share my own Writtings & Articles??????






May ALLAH (SWT) give a Long & Healthy Life to your Mom......And May Raise the Grade & Blessing upon your father in Heaven!!!!!! ...........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!







Sada, Khush Rahiye aur Hansti Muskarati Rahiye.........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!






And, btw always use left ear for Longest Duration Calls.....








Your's Too,
Uncle Sargam.......

    awwww thxu uncle sargaram so shweet   


    

Anytime Dearie MM....


Now, questions from my side!!!!


Q.1.....When you goes to sleep what u turn off first (Eyes or Lights)


neither i sleep with a lamp on and i SHUT my eyes

Q.2.....Is there any Hatti (Shop) in your town selling Bhuttazz????

yes the gardening centre

Q.3.....Kya aap daily Macleans Karte heinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?????

twice a day


Q.4.....You Like Cockroach or Spider's Soup?????

dung beetles and millipede soup


Q.6.....Kya aap apni Note Book ko Adress Book bana sakte hein????

yes


Q.7.....Kya aap ne Kabhi Skydiving ki hai???????

no



Q.8.....Kya aap ne Apna TV Lisence Banwa lia hai???

yes

Q.9.....Kya aap ne opar walay saray Questions ke answers de diye hein?????

yes





Note:-


All question carrying Equal Marks!!!!!



Minimum Marks for passing is -33!!!!!



A Secret Question Containing 100 Marks!!!!




Duration=5 Minutes!!!!

Did i pass

Miss mine said:

SupidGuy said:

Miss mine said:

SupidGuy said:

Really, nice interview!!!!


Why mostly JBians categorize myself as Entertainer & Funny????
Or do I have to post/share my own Writtings & Articles??????






May ALLAH (SWT) give a Long & Healthy Life to your Mom......And May Raise the Grade & Blessing upon your father in Heaven!!!!!! ...........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!







Sada, Khush Rahiye aur Hansti Muskarati Rahiye.........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!






And, btw always use left ear for Longest Duration Calls.....








Your's Too,
Uncle Sargam.......

    awwww thxu uncle sargaram so shweet   


    

Anytime Dearie MM....


Now, questions from my side!!!!


Q.1.....When you goes to sleep what u turn off first (Eyes or Lights)


neither i sleep with a lamp on and i SHUT my eyes

Q.2.....Is there any Hatti (Shop) in your town selling Bhuttazz????

yes the gardening centre

Q.3.....Kya aap daily Macleans Karte heinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?????

twice a day


Q.4.....You Like Cockroach or Spider's Soup?????

dung beetles and millipede soup


Q.6.....Kya aap apni Note Book ko Adress Book bana sakte hein????

yes


Q.7.....Kya aap ne Kabhi Skydiving ki hai???????

no



Q.8.....Kya aap ne Apna TV Lisence Banwa lia hai???

yes

Q.9.....Kya aap ne opar walay saray Questions ke answers de diye hein?????

yes





Note:-


All question carrying Equal Marks!!!!!



Minimum Marks for passing is -33!!!!!



A Secret Question Containing 100 Marks!!!!




Duration=5 Minutes!!!!

Did i pass

Unfortunately Not!!!!
As, I Have edited the post @ Edited by SupidGuy on April-29-2008 at 6:09pm!!!!





Only 3 Attemps will be Allowed!!!!

with no time duration

~CHANDNI~ said:

ham kiya   pochay app say MM???????


ok   let me think


app ka name kise nay rakha????


ok birth place baki or soch kay pochty hoon



Luv u jani



app ka name kise nay rakha????

My grandfather

ok birth place baki or soch kay pochty hoon


Oxfordshire UK

Miss mine39567.7714930556

MISS SCORPIO said:

1, Would you go on a camping trip with some of JB members?

2, Would you play the guitar around the fire while singing "Kum Baa Yah My Lord!"

3, Seeing as it's summer, will you teach people how to swim or just throw them in the lake & hope for the best!

4, Would you run around the campsite at night in an attempt to scare the others?

5, Would you let me help you scare them?

6, If you were left in charge of all this, who would you appoint as your second in command?

7, Would you allow the girls to put make-up on the boys?

8, If you could go back in time, what would you change & why?

9, Is it possible to make a bug laugh?

10, If you could be invisible for the day, what would you get upto & why?

11, If you could have a super-power, what would it be & why?

12, What did you want to be when you were a child?

Right now I'm high, I know there are alot of questions but for some weird reason I want to pick your brains today!!

P.S. I still wub yew!!

, Would you go on a camping trip with some of JB members?


Yes.. JB girlz na    we could take them camping in the New Forest.. beautiful place.



2, Would you play the guitar around the fire while singing "Kum Baa Yah My Lord!"


Lolz missyyyy I learnt that song at primary school.. Actually the guitar things kool, Acoustic though strumming out U2’s   With or Without u..



3, Seeing as it's summer, will you teach people how to swim or just throw them in the lake & hope for the best!


Depends who it is .. lol we could give them armbands



4, Would you run around the campsite at night in an attempt to scare the others?


Of course, that’s the best part, tell ghost stories round the campfire first, wait til they get in their tents n then let the games begin..



5, Would you let me help you scare them?

I’d be right behind u



6, If you were left in charge of all this, who would you appoint as your second in command?

Missy M & Missy S



7, Would you allow the girls to put make-up on the boys?

Lolzzz definitely, I’d even put bunches in their hair


8, If you could go back in time, what would you change & why?


Hmmm I knew somebody would ask this, I can’t change my dads fate, instead I would be able to say that final goodbye.



9, Is it possible to make a bug laugh?

Lolz


10, If you could be invisible for the day, what would you get upto & why?

Play pranks on people, payback time for my boss.. spend the day following upen patel lol



11, If you could have a super-power, what would it be & why?

Read peoples minds, know there inner thoughts



12, What did you want to be when you were a child?

A pop star/dancer


Thxu for the questions luv u honey    

London_Girl said:

Hey sweets...





YOU'RE REALLY A BLISSFUL GIRL.. LOVED TO READ YOUR INTRO

Thxxxxx u sweety Luv u always

Miss mine39567.779837963

eshajam said:

Miss mine said:

eshajam said:

wese yeh mei sab janta ta
magar perbe Good to know u Better Guria
wow you are just like your Voice

i am not Cute u will pay for this

   

Good Bless U My Child

THANKU JAMZ

u are most welcome Guria but i have just done
what u told me to do    oopz

U still did it wrong
Read the intro
Flowers chocolates annnnnnnnnnnnd..

eshajam said:

Miss mine said:

eshajam said:

sorry MM i told u That i will not Question U but



1 >> name the members inside JB which you are dieing to meet them in real
person
2 >> if ur given the option to change your Nick and Real Name what they
gonna be
3 >> Love Marriage or arrange and give reason as well
4 >> Koi Wish ju Puri na Ho
5 >> Larkiyoon ki kuon si esi baat hai jo aap ko achi lagti hai aur kuon si
buri .... tell 3 qualities and 3 worst qualities of girls
6 >> Same Above Q but about Boys
7 >> if u get a magical lamp what will be your 3 wishs
8 >> what was the hardest Question U have Answerd So far
9 >> Name of your Best Friend lol
10>> do u offer pray 5 times a day ? u live in UK thats y i asked
ufff so many to ask but feeling sleepy

1 >> name the members inside JB which you are dieing to meet them in real
person

chandni, tashu, rapu, missy, LG, QV, Cathy

2 >> if ur given the option to change your Nick and Real Name what they
gonna be

I like my real name so I wouldn’t change it, nick ermm Laila

3 >> Love Marriage or arrange and give reason as well

Omigod!! Probably Luvvv, definitely a friend.

4 >> Koi Wish ju Puri na Ho

Endless list

5 >> Larkiyoon ki kuon si esi baat hai jo aap ko achi lagti hai aur kuon si
buri .... tell 3 qualities and 3 worst qualities of girls

Good qualities
Loving, personality, intelligence
Bad qualities
Bitchy, attitude, bad morals

6 >> Same Above Q but about Boys
Good qualities

Intelligence, personality, respect
Bad qualities
Inflated egos, flirts, disrespectful

7 >> if u get a magical lamp what will be your 3 wishs

Control Time
Be able to fly
Look into the future

8 >> what was the hardest Question U have Answerd So far

There all hard lolz

9 >> Name of your Best Friend lol

Zara Not from JB

10>> do u offer pray 5 times a day ? u live in UK thats y i asked

No.. but InshAllah I will try my hardest to

   

Ok Nicely Done and about the Last Answer
Keep Trying even Harder from Today jee

well ahum ahum Back to ROUND 2

Q1 >> How many times you Blinked u Eyes today ?
Q2 >> how many times u smiled or laughed ?
Q3 >> if someOne Slap u for no reason what will be your Responce ?
Q4 >> how Many Steps U walked today ?
Q5 >> How Many Times U breath in and Out these all Years ?
Q6 >> am i a good friend or just a time Pass
chalo koi nahi hei esse sei kam chala letay hei ?
Q7 >> Mom is your Everything or everything is Ur Mom ?
Q8 >> Rate my Questions
Q9 >> if( TUM ) is you and ( mei )is Me who is Stupid
tum ya mei ?
Q10>> where is my Dear Friend LP ?


...END of Round 2...

Q1 >> How many times you Blinked u Eyes today ?

A lot


Q2 >> how many times u smiled or laughed ?

A lot


Q3 >> if someOne Slap u for no reason what will be your Responce ?

I’d slap them back TWICE

Q4 >> how Many Steps U walked today ?

Lost count

Q5 >> How Many Times U breath in and Out these all Years ?

Alot

Q6 >> am i a good friend or just a time Pass
chalo koi nahi hei esse sei kam chala letay hei ?

   lol do u really want me to answer   


Q7 >> Mom is your Everything or everything is Ur Mom ?

grrrrr

Q8 >> Rate my Questions


Just like u

Q9 >> if( TUM ) is you and ( mei )is Me who is Stupid
tum ya mei ?

The person who asked the question   

Q10>> where is my Dear Friend LP ?

She is studying, yes I miss her to, we chat all the time, InshAllah she will be back in summer.

Thank u ab wapis na ana

Mujrim said:

n how often do u hav the coffee tht u had wth me??

Lol only the once, never to be repeated

cmon ths shld b repeated once u cm here



and whn u cmin to DUBAI to MEET ME???

Jumeria Beach wowww, in a few yrs InshAllah
lolz i nevr said beach to get tanned up
i said to meet me
n thts nt the place whr i live :P



wht do u say abt me??

Ur full of mischief, extremely funny, gr8 company, best laugh was in Pak lol. Ur loyal, krazy at times but a very good friend

loolz
off course in pak we had loads of fun
especially ur flirty cousins

im loyal?? :P

n how often do u hav the coffee tht u had wth me??

Lol only the once, never to be repeated

cmon ths shld b repeated once u cm here

lol nooo way



and whn u cmin to DUBAI to MEET ME???

Jumeria Beach wowww, in a few yrs InshAllah
lolz i nevr said beach to get tanned up
i said to meet me
n thts nt the place whr i live :P


lol u could come down to the beach, how could I come to Dubai n not visit Jumeria Beach..



wht do u say abt me??

Ur full of mischief, extremely funny, gr8 company, best laugh was in Pak lol. Ur loyal, krazy at times but a very good friend

loolz
off course in pak we had loads of fun
especially ur flirty cousins

im loyal?? :P

oh sorry I forget, everyone flirts with u, of course u never flirt with anyone, ur just misconceived    

olldman said:

Urdu! Jo J Bians Urdu hi achi tarah samjhte hein unse mahzrat. Ye saab anghraizi mein likh raha hoon apni Urdu mein kamzoori ki wajaa se

Hard one first, M M aka?

1/     Have you ever considered writing?
2/     If yes what would be our subject?
3/     Fiction or none fiction .
4/     And why?
5 ½     Loved and lost,does it still hurt ? or is it
        a case of losing is winning?
6/     If you had to pick one thing from your
        childhood what would that be?
7/     And if you can, elaborate on it?

Here is an old jokes.
8/     Name one J bian that will find it realy funny.
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerruti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: - If I guess how many sheep you do have, you give me one of them?
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep, which graze and says: - All right.
The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages report on his high-tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says: - You have exactly 1586 sheep here.
The shepherd answers: - That's correct, you can have your sheep. The young man takes the sheep and puts it in the back of his jeep. The shepherd looks at him and asks: If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me? The young man answers: Yes, why not.
The shepherd says: - You are an Olldman And Asocciat,Consultants,   consultant! How did you know? asks the young man. Very simple, answers the shepherd: First you come here without being called. Second, you charge me, to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog.


Finaly thank you for letting us peek into your world.

Hello Olldman



Hard one first, M M aka?

Miss Mine



1/     Have you ever considered writing?

Yes


2/     If yes what would be our subject?

Autobiographies Family/Myself



3/     Fiction or none fiction

Non fiction


.
4/     And why?


Indepth into one’s mind, passion, creativity, memoirs, events that actually happened.   




5 ½     Loved and lost,does it still hurt ? or is it
        a case of losing is winning?


In my opinion yes its better to have loved and lost, it makes you a stronger person, its one of lifes precious experiences. I know u hv to go through the mourning period, the grief when u realise its no longer reality, that hurts.. but even though you loose you still have the memories, whereas if you have never loved what have you to remember?


6/     If you had to pick one thing from your
        childhood what would that be?

When I was 10 I met my grandparents for the first time.


7/     And if you can, elaborate on it?

My grandparents had just done Haj and we travelled to Pakistan for the first time, My fathers tears, the happiness, my grandparents love, memories which I hold dearly in my heart.



Here is an old jokes.
8/     Name one J bian that will find it realy funny.
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerruti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: - If I guess how many sheep you do have, you give me one of them?
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep, which graze and says: - All right.
The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages report on his high-tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says: - You have exactly 1586 sheep here.
The shepherd answers: - That's correct, you can have your sheep. The young man takes the sheep and puts it in the back of his jeep. The shepherd looks at him and asks: If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me? The young man answers: Yes, why not.
The shepherd says: - You are an Olldman And Asocciat,Consultants,   consultant! How did you know? asks the young man. Very simple, answers the shepherd: First you come here without being called. Second, you charge me, to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog.


Good joke     probably SG


Finaly thank you for letting us peek into your world.

Ur most welcome

Rehan M Din said:

welcome to hot seat MM...
very nice intro...
so many questions at your side to answer...


looking for your reply... then few from my side...

            Hi RMD   




            

LOL @ stupidguy

stop teasing ma sis na.. so horrible!

MM.. how r doing sweet sis?


you know wot.. u answerd all da question.. i really dont know wot ask u now.. so am jus' dropping u a message to say HELLO

Miss mine said:

n how often do u hav the coffee tht u had wth me??

Lol only the once, never to be repeated

cmon ths shld b repeated once u cm here

lol nooo way



and whn u cmin to DUBAI to MEET ME???

Jumeria Beach wowww, in a few yrs InshAllah
lolz i nevr said beach to get tanned up
i said to meet me
n thts nt the place whr i live :P


lol u could come down to the beach, how could I come to Dubai n not visit Jumeria Beach..



wht do u say abt me??

Ur full of mischief, extremely funny, gr8 company, best laugh was in Pak lol. Ur loyal, krazy at times but a very good friend

loolz
off course in pak we had loads of fun
especially ur flirty cousins

im loyal?? :P

oh sorry I forget, everyone flirts with u, of course u never flirt with anyone, ur just misconceived    

aite jumeirah beach np
thn by the eve gna hav coffee wth ya

yea im innocent n ur flirty cousins had fun wth thm

Miss mine said:

with no time duration

Duration Means Alot Naa Bhei.....



ab ham SAARI ZINDAGI aap ke answer ka intizaar tu nahi kar sakte naa!!!!!!

Miss mine said:

5 ½     Loved and lost,does it still hurt ? or is it
        a case of losing is winning?


In my opinion yes its better to have loved and lost, it makes you a stronger person, its one of lifes precious experiences. I know u hv to go through the mourning period, the grief when u realise its no longer reality, that hurts.. but even though you loose you still have the memories, whereas if you have never loved what have you to remember?

Really, its very good Saying!!!!


MM tussi tay kaafi Intelligent Tay Bahadur ho!!!!

Miss mine said:

8/     Name one J bian that will find it realy funny.
probably SG

mein bohat hi Serious type ka banda hoon!!!
yeah Immature Teenagers ki tarha mazaq karna meri habit nahi hai.....

So,dont put me in that category!!!!!

London_Girl said:

LOL @ stupidguy

stop teasing ma sis na.. so horrible!

MM.. how r doing sweet sis?

LG!!!!!!

I am not tesing her Horribly.......
its Terribly!!!!!

SupidGuy said:

London_Girl said:

LOL @ stupidguy

stop teasing ma sis na.. so horrible!

MM.. how r doing sweet sis?

LG!!!!!!

I am not tesing her Horribly.......
its Terribly!!!!!

awww!