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Maulvi Sahab




aap ko ALLAH pochey!!!!


itna lamba khutbah dete hein ke Basssssssssssssss



banda PASEENO PASEENI ho jata hai....






Posted on 6/27/2008 6:09:38 PM

Khutbay ka bohat sawab hota hai Buzurgo

Posted on 6/27/2008 6:16:01 PM


Rapunzel:
Khutbay ka bohat sawab hota hai Buzurgo


Bachay

Shikree Dupehar!!!

2:00 PM

khulay aasman ke neechay!!!


bandah jummah parhe tu lagg pata jata hai....




Posted on 6/27/2008 6:22:22 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
Khutbay ka bohat sawab hota hai Buzurgo


Bachay

Shikree Dupehar!!!

2:00 PM

khulay aasman ke neechay!!!


bandah jummah parhe tu lagg pata jata hai....





Buzurgo MOMIN banna asan kaam thori na

yahan ki garmi bardaasht nhi hoti tu socho agay kya karain gay hum

Posted on 6/27/2008 6:24:24 PM



Rapunzel:
Buzurgo MOMIN banna asan kaam thori na


ham loog banday bann jay wohi bohat hai....


Rapunzel:
yahan ki garmi bardaasht nhi hoti tu socho agay kya karain gay hum



what i was thinking after Jummah!!!!




waise MAULVI SAHAB ne acha nahi kia!!!!!



Posted on 6/27/2008 6:53:18 PM

SupidGuy:


Rapunzel:
Buzurgo MOMIN banna asan kaam thori na



ham loog banday bann jay wohi bohat hai....




haan tum tu pahle BANDA banne ki koshish karo MOMIN baad mein sochte hain


SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
yahan ki garmi bardaasht nhi hoti tu socho agay kya karain gay hum



what i was thinking after Jummah!!!!




waise MAULVI SAHAB ne acha nahi kia!!!!!




phe wohi murghey ki aik taang

Posted on 6/27/2008 6:57:01 PM



Rapunzel:

haan tum tu pahle BANDA banne ki koshish karo MOMIN baad mein sochte hain


Exactly!!!!

mein har kaam tareeqay se aur STEP BY STEP karta hoon!!!!!




Rapunzel:
phe wohi murghey ki aik taang



Oayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


khud tu MAULVI SAHAB maseet (masjid) ke andar pankhay thallay!!!


aur ham bahir garmi mai....



Posted on 6/27/2008 7:37:54 PM

SupidGuy:


Rapunzel:

haan tum tu pahle BANDA banne ki koshish karo MOMIN baad mein sochte hain


Exactly!!!!

mein har kaam tareeqay se aur STEP BY STEP karta hoon!!!!!




wah re maula tere kaam nirale

SupidGuy:


Oayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


khud tu MAULVI SAHAB maseet (masjid) ke andar pankhay thallay!!!


aur ham bahir garmi mai....




tu buzurgo jaldi chale jate apko bi andar jagah mil jati

Posted on 6/27/2008 7:39:30 PM


Rapunzel:

wah re maula tere kaam nirale


kairi gall tay HAASAY aan daye nay???




Rapunzel:

tu buzurgo jaldi chale jate apko bi andar jagah mil jati



late gaya thaa...



iss ka yeah matlab tu nahi hai ke BAHIR itti tatti (sakht) dhoop mai jaga mile!!!!











Waise mein apna MUSALLAH (Jayenamaz) saath le kar gya thaa!!!!


lol



Posted on 6/27/2008 7:48:16 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:

wah re maula tere kaam nirale


kairi gall tay HAASAY aan daye nay???





kisi bi baat pe nhi


SupidGuy:



late gaya thaa...



iss ka yeah matlab tu nahi hai ke BAHIR itti tatti (sakht) dhoop mai jaga mile!!!!











Waise mein apna MUSALLAH (Jayenamaz) saath le kar gya thaa!!!!


lol




itna late gye k jaye-namaz bi sath le k gye the




agli baar jaldi jana maulvi sahib ne sazaa di hai late ane pe

Posted on 6/27/2008 7:51:25 PM


Rapunzel:

kisi bi baat pe nhi


acha ji????


Rapunzel:

agli baar jaldi jana maulvi sahib ne sazaa di hai late ane pe



mein tu apni marzi se jata hoon!!!



woh masjid na sahi tu koi aur sahi...








Posted on 6/27/2008 9:20:36 PM

SupidGuy:


acha ji????




han jiiiiiiiii

SupidGuy:


mein tu apni marzi se jata hoon!!!



woh masjid na sahi tu koi aur sahi...









ho tu murghey hi!!!!!!!

Posted on 6/27/2008 9:23:59 PM

Rapunzel:

han jiiiiiiiii


Bata doo Naa!!!!! (naaz paan masala)



Rapunzel:

ho tu murghey hi!!!!!!!


yeah kaunsi SCIENCE hai??


Posted on 6/27/2008 9:45:12 PM


tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...



Posted on 6/28/2008 11:03:27 AM

SupidGuy:
Rapunzel:

han jiiiiiiiii


Bata doo Naa!!!!! (naaz paan masala)



TV itna mat dekha karo

SupidGuy:


Rapunzel:

ho tu murghey hi!!!!!!!


yeah kaunsi SCIENCE hai??



murgah bi tumahri tarah apni baat pe qaim rahta hai islye kahte hain murghe ki aik taang..


Ayi samjh sahreef mein???

Posted on 6/28/2008 3:31:05 PM

Rehan M Din:

tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...




apni jaye-namaz le kar

Posted on 6/28/2008 3:31:47 PM



haaae haae
maulvi sahab ki jagah atif ka concert hota to banda bardasht bhi kar leta

Posted on 6/29/2008 1:13:10 PM


Posted on 6/29/2008 1:19:41 PM

yaar chalo khair hai tum ny week mein ek hee tu namaz perhni hoti hai

Posted on 6/29/2008 3:39:59 PM

SupidGuy:



aap ko ALLAH pochey!!!!


itna lamba khutbah dete hein ke Basssssssssssssss



banda PASEENO PASEENI ho jata hai....







batameeeeeeeeeez






Posted on 6/29/2008 4:51:46 PM

in bhai sab ney yeh b bataya hai k akhir khar un hon ney juma perh hee liya

Posted on 6/29/2008 5:22:36 PM

Rapunzel:
Rehan M Din:

tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...




apni jaye-namaz le kar


is ki nobat hi nai ae gi...


Posted on 6/30/2008 9:00:24 AM

~Fragi~:
in bhai sab ney yeh b bataya hai k akhir khar un hon ney juma perh hee liya


kuch din pehly mujhay bhi phone kar kay bata raha tha...


Posted on 6/30/2008 9:02:18 AM

GARMI HAY , TAAP HAY , DHOOP HAY , KULFAAT SAFAR KI HAY

NA SHUKAR YEH TU DEKH AZEEMAAT KIDHAR KI HAY

(Amam Ahmad Raza (RA))


in short k ... jab ibadat k liye jao tu yeh batein sochny ki bajaye yeh dekhna chahiye k har ek saaat (sec) (sabar say guzara howa waqat) aap k liye kitna sawab dy raha hay

Posted on 6/30/2008 9:06:46 AM

Rehan M Din:
Rapunzel:
Rehan M Din:

tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...




apni jaye-namaz le kar


is ki nobat hi nai ae gi...



kion kion

Posted on 7/4/2008 10:38:52 PM


kisi aur k saath zabardasti ghuss jae ga... 2 jae namaz per 3 banday...


Posted on 7/5/2008 9:09:27 AM


Posted on 7/5/2008 10:00:18 PM


ziada nai hasna... ghussa kar jae ga..
wesay hai kidhar???


Posted on 7/7/2008 11:43:35 AM

dun knw

Posted on 7/8/2008 2:24:32 AM


kabhi kabhi kaam karta hai...



Posted on 7/8/2008 9:01:48 AM

may be

Posted on 7/8/2008 7:41:40 PM