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1st roza ki sheri mashallah bahut achi gaye

but
1st rozye ki aftari ko ji main ne pakorye mangwaye
tu kehta theek hia sir le ke ata hon

koi 5 min baad phir kaha tu kehta sir nikal rahye hain pakorye bas le ker ata hon

phir aik aur waiter guzra main ne us ko kaha kehta okye sir abhi le ke aya

5min baad 2nd waiter ko phir kaha tu kehta ohh sorry sir abhi laya

n 5 min baad dono waiter akathye aye aur kehte sorry sir pakorye tu khatam ho gaye

i was like



phir kaha yar jo hai wohi la do

n phir kal jab gaya aftari pe tu pehlye poocha ka pakore hain ke nahi    

kash french fries bhi miltye hotye

n aj dekho ji aftari per kia hota hia

how abt u memberssss......

zara batayen tu kia kiya khya? n kia kia banaya

n any other funny thing happened

cuz aksar ho jati hoti hain
Posted 04 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Gee-Z said:

OYA aftaari sehri k maza paki mai yahan buss koi hal nahi hai mai tou roza bhi pakaroon k liya rakha karta tha that waz the time of innocence




aur ab kis liye rakhtye ho ji ??????????



ab govt zaberdasti rakhwati hai
Posted 05 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Rehan M Din said:

cutefriend said:

Rehan M Din said:


Paa G... aj kahin aur sai pakoray lai lena...

SG... munh band kar lo... warna makhian chali jaen gi...




nai ji nai

main ne bhi phir zid paker li ke pakorye khanye tu unho se hi khanye hain aur phir kal yani 2nd aftari per kha ke aya

koi nai rehan paa ji SG ka moun khola rehne do kuch aye ga hi ..... ja tu kuch nai na raha


aur 3rd aftari ka kya howa???

Paa G... SG bura wi mana lenda ae...


nai nai SG bara changa munda wa
o nai mana-nda bura
Posted 05 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Rehan M Din said:

cutefriend said:

SupidGuy said:

Rehan M Din said:



SG... munh band kar lo... warna makhian chali jaen gi...




Jigar,

mein ne phir bhi ANGOOR khaye thay!!!!







khatye walyeee

wesye khatye hotye bhi tu rate sun ke meethye hi lagnye thye


aaaho ji... is science ko kya kehtay hain bhala... ??


es science nu kehnde wa
ke

palyo pese kharchye hun te sawad a hi janda wa



hai na
Posted 05 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Aj sehri main yeh hua ke main frnd ke sath gaya hotel ji

main ne order dia ke allo wala pratha le aoo

n mere frnd ne poocha kia kia hai
us ne order bataya tu mera frnd kehta omlet hai tu kheta han ji omlet hai half fry n full fry bhi hia
mere frnd ko zara mixing ho gyae woh kehta 2 full fry le aoo (kehna omlet tha)
jub full fry aya tu kehta hain yeh kia(woh fried egg nai khata)
time thora tha tu jaldi se waiter ko kehta esa kero daal chana le aoo
n phir mujhye kehta yar yeh kia bat hui main ne tu omlet kaha tha
tu main ne kaha bhai ji hosh qaim kero omlet nai full fry kaha tha tu kehta acha omlet nai tha woh main ne kaha nai
tu tab tak waiter daal chana le aya tu phir us ko kehta yar aik omlet le aoo

phir janab sahib ne sehri fermai
n abhi tak tunn ho ke rest maar raha hai
Posted 05 Sep 2008
Rehan M Din says


uss ka bhi haal ap kay waala ho gya...
Posted 05 Sep 2008
Rehan M Din says
cutefriend said:

Rehan M Din said:

cutefriend said:

SupidGuy said:

Rehan M Din said:



SG... munh band kar lo... warna makhian chali jaen gi...




Jigar,

mein ne phir bhi ANGOOR khaye thay!!!!







khatye walyeee

wesye khatye hotye bhi tu rate sun ke meethye hi lagnye thye


aaaho ji... is science ko kya kehtay hain bhala... ??


es science nu kehnde wa
ke

palyo pese kharchye hun te sawad a hi janda wa



hai na


aaaho...
Posted 05 Sep 2008
Rehan M Din says
cutefriend said:

Rehan M Din said:

cutefriend said:

Rehan M Din said:


Paa G... aj kahin aur sai pakoray lai lena...

SG... munh band kar lo... warna makhian chali jaen gi...




nai ji nai

main ne bhi phir zid paker li ke pakorye khanye tu unho se hi khanye hain aur phir kal yani 2nd aftari per kha ke aya

koi nai rehan paa ji SG ka moun khola rehne do kuch aye ga hi ..... ja tu kuch nai na raha


aur 3rd aftari ka kya howa???

Paa G... SG bura wi mana lenda ae...


nai nai SG bara changa munda wa
o nai mana-nda bura


o ki... changa mana-nda wa??
Posted 05 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.
Posted 05 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah



looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai


hai na
                               ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney
Posted 05 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun
Posted 05 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun



thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii


ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
Posted 05 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.



yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz


so barye dramye hotye rehte hain
Posted 05 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah



looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai


hai na
                                   ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney


arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na


main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur   
Posted 05 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun



thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii


ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
                                    aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley
Posted 05 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.



yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz


so barye dramye hotye rehte hain

achi bat hai tafreh lagti hogi
Posted 05 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah



looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai


hai na
                                       ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney


arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na


main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur   

chalein phir theik hia aap ko mafi waisey man letey hain k aap bahadur hain meine un say pocha nahi aaj yad say pocho gi
Posted 05 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun



thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii


ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
                                       aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley

kia pata dieting
Posted 06 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.



yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz


so barye dramye hotye rehte hain

achi bat hai tafreh lagti hogi

bilkul ji bilkulllll

bahut maza ata hai

per zara dehan se rehna parta hai ke kahin kisi se maar na par jaye
Posted 06 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah



looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai


hai na
                                           ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney


arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na


main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur   

chalein phir theik hia aap ko mafi waisey man letey hain k aap bahadur hain meine un say pocha nahi aaj yad say pocho gi


han ji yaad se poochna
na poocha tu fine ho ga   
Posted 06 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun



thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii


ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
                                             aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley

kia pata dieting
                                          nahi yar mujh say bilkul diting nahi hoti or jalebi dekh kar to bilkul bhi nahi
Posted 07 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.



yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz


so barye dramye hotye rehte hain

achi bat hai tafreh lagti hogi

bilkul ji bilkulllll

bahut maza ata hai

per zara dehan se rehna parta hai ke kahin kisi se maar na par jaye
                                                                             haha yeh t sab say pehley hain na
Posted 07 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah



looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai


hai na
                                            &n bsp;  ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney


arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na


main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur   

chalein phir theik hia aap ko mafi waisey man letey hain k aap bahadur hain meine un say pocha nahi aaj yad say pocho gi


han ji yaad se poochna
na poocha tu fine ho ga   
                                                                                                                                                                                     toba paisey k dushman har cheez pey paisa kamaney ki pari hai greeb bachey khan jaye kahi to maaf kar diya kao .Khair meine poch liya to woh sab mujh par baras pari "hey baji hum aap ko aisey lagtey hain ap kitni buri hain"phir meine un ko manaya or kal afteri mein un ko pizza bana kar diya yeh hoti hai hamari diet
Posted 07 Sep 2008
Rehan M Din says

paaa g... mai faer sahi akhya c na...
Posted 08 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
ooooooyeeeeeeeeeee CF ji meri barfiiiiii khitey ye
Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun



thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii


ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
                                                  aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley

kia pata dieting
                                               nahi yar mujh say bilkul diting nahi hoti or jalebi dekh kar to bilkul bhi nahi

koi nai ji jaleebi ke liye dieting maaf hai
Posted 10 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

toba paisey k dushman har cheez pey paisa kamaney ki pari hai greeb bachey khan jaye kahi to maaf kar diya kao .Khair meine poch liya to woh sab mujh par baras pari "hey baji hum aap ko aisey lagtey hain ap kitni buri hain"phir meine un ko manaya or kal afteri mein un ko pizza bana kar diya yeh hoti hai hamari diet



hahahaha acha jiiii
wah kia baat hia kia baat hia

wese pizza kha ker unhon ko hospital jane ki zarorat to nai na pari ????????????
Posted 10 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Rehan M Din said:


paaa g... mai faer sahi akhya c na...



nai ji   
Posted 10 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
tehzeeb said:

ooooooyeeeeeeeeeee CF ji meri barfiiiiii khitey ye


hain ji abhi tak pohnchi nai jiiiiiiiiiii


ab tk tu pohanch gaye ho gi na ji
Posted 10 Sep 2008
tehzeeb says
cutefriend said:

tehzeeb said:

toba paisey k dushman har cheez pey paisa kamaney ki pari hai greeb bachey khan jaye kahi to maaf kar diya kao .Khair meine poch liya to woh sab mujh par baras pari "hey baji hum aap ko aisey lagtey hain ap kitni buri hain"phir meine un ko manaya or kal afteri mein un ko pizza bana kar diya yeh hoti hai hamari diet



hahahaha acha jiiii
wah kia baat hia kia baat hia

wese pizza kha ker unhon ko hospital jane ki zarorat to nai na pari ????????????
                                                                                                                    ooyeeeeeeeeeeeee barey mazey ka pizza banaya tha do banaye lekin mujhey aik he slice milla kha gaye sab kabhi ana yahan ap ko bhi khilao gi kiya yad karo gey
Posted 10 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
nai nai pehlye meri unse baad kerwao pehlye main confirm keron ga ke sach main kuch nahi hua un ko pizza kha ke

lolzzzzzzzzzz

han jiii zaror zaror ap ko zaror khidmat ka mauqa diya jaye ga

te inaam vich burfee diti jaye gi
Posted 10 Sep 2008
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