Closeup With Sun shine: Miss Mystique jee

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Assalam O Alaikum

I Hope You all Are fine
Welcome Our New Guest

***Miss Mystique jee ***

I Hope You All will Enjoy it,InshAllah






Posted 16 Jan 2009

Miss mine says
Mystique said:

Miss mine said:

Mystique said:

Miss mine said:

1. Describe yourself in a sentence?

I'm not that evil & even if I was, you'd know about it.

2.   Do you like to describe what you see in the clouds? lol

Oh yes, in great scientific detail.

3. Can you tell me what is a brick useful for? duh

Throwing against some twat's head.

4. Would you ever consider a tattoo?

I did consider it once, then I found out about what Islam's take on it was, so no.

5. What would you do if a bear came up to you and we were together in the forest?

I'd ask the filthy bugger if he wants a cup of garma garam chai.

6. Do you think that we have met before, in another life?

Well yeah, it feels like I've known you since ages.

7. Do you dance like crazy, when no one is looking?

Lolz, erm no.

8.   Do you like to sing in the shower?

Hell no, that's just silly.

9. Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school?

Nope.

10. What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

I'm so not telling.

11. What really gives you the creeps?

Perverts, I feel like slapping all of them.

12. What were the three happiest moments in your life so far?


1, Meeting my Baji & her family for the first time.

2, Visiting family abroad.

3, And you obviously know this one.



Aab aap mujpeh reham karo naa, meri jaan.


        Lolzzz, keep the brick in ur handbag.. weapon kool answers



   


Pagal, love you too.


    missing u
Posted 26 Jan 2009

Miss mine says
Mystique said:

Miss mine said:

Mystique said:

Miss mine said:

dont look at me like that

u didnt let up when i was in the hot seat

i'll go easy nawwwwwwwwt   



I only asked you nice questions, not weird ones.


      heinnnnnnn..rewinddddd

     like does a bug scream if u squish it..??    


    


Lol, whaaat?
It was a good question.


    am i allowed to ask some more
Posted 26 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
Mystique said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mystique said:

~CHANDNI~ said:






Thank you, Api.



LOVE U


MM sey bhi ziayada?
moghy kitna piyar hay tum say apny hi dill say pocho tum
jise dill diya hya woh tum ho mery zindagy tumhary hay
Posted 26 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
AJJ ready ho ky ana ajj hamery bary hay Questionz ki
Posted 26 Jan 2009

SupidGuy says

Mystique said:

SupidGuy said:


Mystique said:

Mae Dua karoongi.




Chaloo Waikhnay Aan!!!







Inna Mota Chashma!!!


Posted 26 Jan 2009

Hanji.
Posted 26 Jan 2009

olldman said:

Ten out out ten. You are very sane. .

Back with more soon. Welcome back



Shukariyah, janab.
Posted 26 Jan 2009

Miss mine said:

    missing u



Acha, batao, kitna miss kaar rahi hoh?
Posted 26 Jan 2009

Miss mine said:

    am i allowed to ask some more



Of course you are, pagal.






Lol, pleej go easy on moi, OK!
Posted 26 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ said:

moghy kitna piyar hay tum say apny hi dill say pocho tum
jise dill diya hya woh tum ho mery zindagy tumhary hay



Posted 26 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ said:

AJJ ready ho ky ana ajj hamery bary hay Questionz ki



Hum tayar hai, Api, aap aab ajaye.
Posted 26 Jan 2009

eshajam says
Mystique said:

eshajam said:

sun_shine said:




Entertainer-
Eshajam





so i am just a Entertainer
Nothing Else
































Joker








































Where Is My ShotGun




































Or a Sword Your Choice


















































What You Want





























































Amo Ki Bachi






















































Good To Know That I Am Aleast a tiny Part Of Ur Life
Lots Of Loyal Friends U Got Masha-ALLAH
I Hope u Find More
Thx For Adding Me In That List
I Was About to Cry Not Seeing My Name


Lol @ tiny.
Pagal, you're a big part of my life & you know it.


Big Ya Special
Thx Pagli
















But That Does Means That i will not question You pagli



Question 1 >> Kitne Bachay Humar...aheem aheem sorry wrong poCket

Ok oK Ab


Agar tum kahi street mai jarahi ho aur achanek
tumne dekha k ek blind woman road cross karrahi hai
aur durse ek drunk driver full speed se aaraha hai
tu tum kya karoge ? aur osse waqt same street par
ek theif ek old woman k head mai gun point karaha hai
and he is about to shoot than who will u save the

Blind Woman

or

The InnoCent Woman



Felhal Ek hei Question Aaj

Baki 9998 phir kaabi


Posted 29 Jan 2009

eshajam said:

Big Ya Special
Thx Pagli



Dono.
Posted 29 Jan 2009

eshajam said:

But That Does Means That i will not question You pagli

I knew that was coming.

Question 1 >> Kitne Bachay Humar...aheem aheem sorry wrong poCket



Aap bohaat hi sharrati hain.
Posted 29 Jan 2009

eshajam said:

Ok oK Ab


Agar tum kahi street mai jarahi ho aur achanek
tumne dekha k ek blind woman road cross karrahi hai
aur durse ek drunk driver full speed se aaraha hai
tu tum kya karoge ? aur osse waqt same street par
ek theif ek old woman k head mai gun point karaha hai
and he is about to shoot than who will u save the

Blind Woman

or

The InnoCent Woman

I think I'd save the blind woman first then make an attempt to save the other woman.

Btw, you ask really weird questions.




Felhal Ek hei Question Aaj

Baki 9998 phir kaabi






Oh joy, lol.
Posted 29 Jan 2009

Asian says
why won't you let me fart in my bed?

why you always telling me off?

why don't you ever go on the wild side?

why don't you let my khan climb up the drain pipe ?
Posted 30 Jan 2009

Nice interview teddy

1. Can i squeeze ur cheeks?
2. How much do u love me?
3. How did u came to jb?
4. Shona ko kab maro gey?
5. Kis cheez sey aap jaldi irritate hoti ho??
6. Jab subah uthti ho tu sabse pehle kya sochti ho?
7. Why is firah so naughty??
8. Agar aapko farishta nazar aye tu usko kya kaho gey?
9.Ur view abt politics?? and abt zardari?
10.Islam ke kitne kareeb ho??
11. Do u like vampires?
12. can u make palao for me?
13. Your fav movie?
14. YOUR FAV CAR?
15. Agar vacation par jana ho tu kis country main jao gey aur kyun??
16. Any message to jb members??


Posted 30 Jan 2009

Miss mine says

   Just 1 question missy how many people hv u blocked on ur PM list .. lol






   
Posted 30 Jan 2009

eshajam says
Shahrukh Khan said:

Nice interview teddy

1. Can i squeeze ur cheeks?
2. How much do u love me?
3. How did u came to jb?
4. Shona ko kab maro gey?
5. Kis cheez sey aap jaldi irritate hoti ho??
6. Jab subah uthti ho tu sabse pehle kya sochti ho?
7. Why is firah so naughty??
8. Agar aapko farishta nazar aye tu usko kya kaho gey?
9.Ur view abt politics?? and abt zardari?
10.Islam ke kitne kareeb ho??
11. Do u like vampires?
12. can u make palao for me?
13. Your fav movie?
14. YOUR FAV CAR?
15. Agar vacation par jana ho tu kis country main jao gey aur kyun??
16. Any message to jb members??





WHAT ON EARTH MY EX WIFE IS DOING HERE
Posted 30 Jan 2009

eshajam says
Mystique said:

eshajam said:

Big Ya Special
Thx Pagli



Dono.



awwww   

Posted 30 Jan 2009

eshajam says
Mystique said:

eshajam said:

But That Does Means That i will not question You pagli

I knew that was coming.

Question 1 >> Kitne Bachay Humar...aheem aheem sorry wrong poCket



Aap bohaat hi sharrati hain.


Mai Kise Par Gaya Ho Na
Posted 30 Jan 2009

eshajam says
Mystique said:

eshajam said:

Ok oK Ab


Agar tum kahi street mai jarahi ho aur achanek
tumne dekha k ek blind woman road cross karrahi hai
aur durse ek drunk driver full speed se aaraha hai
tu tum kya karoge ? aur osse waqt same street par
ek theif ek old woman k head mai gun point karaha hai
and he is about to shoot than who will u save the

Blind Woman

or

The InnoCent Woman

I think I'd save the blind woman first then make an attempt to save the other woman.

Btw, you ask really weird questions.




Felhal Ek hei Question Aaj

Baki 9998 phir kaabi






Oh joy, lol.


lol u just Killed The InnoCent Woman
You Are a Murderer

-----------
Ok Next Question

How Many Times You Looked Mirror Today ?

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How Many Hugs You Received Today ?   
Maine Khud 1000 Hugs Send Kiyeh Hai

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Will U Risk Your Life To Save a Naughty Kitten ?

-------

How MuCh You Love my Ex Wife Srk ?

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Am Gona Go Take a Cup Of Tea And Will Be BaCk Soon
See You In Our DreamWorld
May The Moon Shines All Night
Posted 30 Jan 2009

Asian says
IM NOT NAUGHTIE SHE IS!

Posted 31 Jan 2009

eshajam says
Ok I Believed You






































( Finger Crossed )   

Same Blood Dear
i have a Inside Information That U Are The Naughtiest
Posted 01 Feb 2009

Asian says
i am NOT

im a Masoom legal bunny

just ask my friends
Posted 01 Feb 2009

Asian said:

why won't you let me fart in my bed?

Because it's un-lady-like.

why you always telling me off?

Because your insanity drives me mad.

why don't you ever go on the wild side?

Who says I haven't?

why don't you let my khan climb up the drain pipe ?

If he wants his legs broken & his ego ripped apart then go ahead.




Posted 02 Feb 2009

Shahrukh Khan said:

Nice interview teddy
Thanks hunny.


1. Can i squeeze ur cheeks?

Lol, nai.

2. How much do u love me?

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

3. How did u came to jb?

Asian told me about it, of course this was way back in the day, JB used to be so crazy back then.

4. Shona ko kab maro gey?

Kaabi nahi.

5. Kis cheez sey aap jaldi irritate hoti ho??

Boht sey cheezai hai, jaise kisi keh gharoor peh, yah un lauqoh peh joh Rabb parr yakeen nai karteh.

6. Jab subah uthti ho tu sabse pehle kya sochti ho?

Sochti hoon kai aaj din mey kounsey kaam karne hogey.

7. Why is firah so naughty??

I've been wondering that for years, lol.
She's just crazy, she could drive an army general to insanity.


8. Agar aapko farishta nazar aye tu usko kya kaho gey?

Salaam, kaise hoh?
Mujai Jannat leke jao, mujai wahan jana hai.


9.Ur view abt politics?? and abt zardari?

I hate politics, it's a dirt profession, no-one stands for the truth anymore.

Zardari? He's the same as the rest of them, corrupt.


10.Islam ke kitne kareeb ho??

Mae harr din kareeb hoti jah rahi hoon, Alhamdulilah.
Pehle sehi kai ziyada, Mashah'Allah.


11. Do u like vampires?

Well considering that this place is full of them, no.

12. can u make palao for me?

Sure, why not?

13. Your fav movie?

Aladdin.

14. YOUR FAV CAR?

Bugatti Veyron.

15. Agar vacation par jana ho tu kis country main jao gey aur kyun??

I'd want to go the the UAE, & visit Dubai, it's a stunning destination.

16. Any message to jb members??

Yeah, why the hell are you lot on my MSN list?
Lol, just be happy & hold your head up high.





Nice questions, SK.
Posted 02 Feb 2009

Miss mine said:


   Just 1 question missy how many people hv u blocked on ur PM list .. lol



I've lost count.
Posted 02 Feb 2009

eshajam said:

awwww   


Posted 02 Feb 2009

eshajam said:

Mai Kise Par Gaya Ho Na


Acha, kisper geyoh, zara humae bhi batao?
Posted 02 Feb 2009

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