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> > > >1) BRAIN TUMOR: > >Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. > > >Shargeel: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) > >Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? > > >Shargeel: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? > >Doctor: Then why are you so happy? > > >Shargeel: Because that proves that I have a brain! > > > > > >2) MR. Raheel WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: > >Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? > > > > >Raheel: 9 > >Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? > > >Raheel: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! > > >3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: > >Shargeel: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. > > > > >Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? > > >Shargeel: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! > > >4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: > >Friend: What are you looking at? > > > > >Raheel: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. > > >Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? > > >Raheel: four asterisks (****)! >) Marriage: > >Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? > > >Shargeel: 16 > >Friend: Why? > > >Shargeel: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. > > >6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: > >Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? > > >Raheel: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. > >Friend: What tape did you took anyway? > > >Raheel: Head Cleaner. > > >8) MR. Shargeel ATTENDING A MEETING: > >Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. > > >Shargeel: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. > > >9) Spelling lesson: > >Mr. Raheel's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? > > >Raheel: Make it three c to be sure > > > > > ]
> > > >1) BRAIN TUMOR: > >Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. > > >Shargeel: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) > >Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? > > >Shargeel: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? > >Doctor: Then why are you so happy? > > >Shargeel: Because that proves that I have a brain! > > > > > >2) MR. Raheel WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: > >Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? > > > > >Raheel: 9 > >Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? > > >Raheel: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! > > >3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: > >Shargeel: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. > > > > >Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? > > >Shargeel: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! > > >4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: > >Friend: What are you looking at? > > > > >Raheel: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. > > >Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? > > >Raheel: four asterisks (****)! >) Marriage: > >Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? > > >Shargeel: 16 > >Friend: Why? > > >Shargeel: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. > > >6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: > >Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? > > >Raheel: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. > >Friend: What tape did you took anyway? > > >Raheel: Head Cleaner. > > >8) MR. Shargeel ATTENDING A MEETING: > >Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. > > >Shargeel: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. > > >9) Spelling lesson: > >Mr. Raheel's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? > > >Raheel: Make it three c to be sure > > > > > ]
