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SupidGuy

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? well, mein ALLAH ke karam se set hoon. aur ek naya topic aaya hai.aap loog bhi kuch paste karein. aur Start mein kar raha hoon.

Joke:
Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi


but kuch achha hi post keeiye ga. aur ab mein mod tu hoon nahi ke Ghussa dikhaaoo

waiting for good stuff
take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT


Posted 19 Apr 2004

Saki says
cool!
Posted 19 Apr 2004

Ashii says
kheekehekehekheee..
goood one..

Posted 20 Apr 2004

this topic belongs in Laff and lines
Posted 20 Apr 2004

Rafia says
true but nice jokes
Posted 21 Apr 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?ALLAH kare theek hi hoon. aur bhei mein ne jokes maange hein naa ke appriciations samjhe aap loog???
aur meri post koi bhi update nahi karta .
mein Ammi ko bataooon ga
lols

Joke:-
Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Joota nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja



take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 22 Apr 2004

subha says
Joota nikalu kya?
Posted 22 Apr 2004

Ashii says
hawwww..


hehhehheheheee..
hahahhahaaaa..
goooood one again..


sorry mujhe jokes aate nahi hein,, sirf jokes pe hansna aata hai

Posted 23 Apr 2004

laff &lines
Posted 23 Apr 2004

koi baat nahin sall yeh bhi baray hoslay ka kaam hai
Posted 23 Apr 2004

SupidGuy says
subha said:

Joota nikalu kya?



Assalam-o-Aleikum!
nahi aise hi aa jaye

Joke:-
boy: larki se Hello! baaat sunein.
Girl: mein shoor(noise) macha doon gi
bot: yahaan door door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: tu phir wait kis baat kaa.


take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted 23 Apr 2004

subha says
SupidGuy said:

subha said:

Joota nikalu kya?



Assalam-o-Aleikum!
nahi aise hi aa jaye

Joke:-
boy: larki se Hello! baaat sunein.
Girl: mein shoor(noise) macha doon gi
bot: yahaan door door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: tu phir wait kis baat kaa.


take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT





Posted 23 Apr 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine . aur koi jokes bhi likhe naa.

aur new joke.....

Joke:-
ek bacha apni ammi ke paas aata hai aur kehta hai ke aami kitchen mai Basheer aur Nooraaan pata nahi kya kar rahe thay jab mein gya tu dono peechay hatt gaye.

Ammi:- iss basheer ko tu mein abhi dekhti hoon.
Bacha:-(clap karta hai) April Fool......Mummy woh basheer tu nahi hai woh tu Daddy hein


take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT


Posted 24 Apr 2004

Ashii says
iss ka matlab kya hua
Posted 25 Apr 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?waise sab kitna bolte hein aur agar kisi topic pe kuch kahna parh jaye tu ek doo ke ilawa sab Chup ho jate hein.
aur sall aap ko kis ne kah dia samujhne ko. aap ko abhi age hi kya hai. aap JB pe aaya keejiye aur bas msg paste kia keejiye.aise hi zehan pe boojh daalti hien aap bhi naa. aagay hi...........................
just kiding


Joke:-
ek aadmi ke volit mai film star neeli ki pic hoti hai. uss aadmi ki bivi uss se poochti hai ke yeah kis ki pic hai. woh kahta hai ke tumhari hi pic thi. rakhe rakhe neeli ho gai hai.

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 01 May 2004

Ashii says
hehheeee...
aur din rakhi rahi to peeli na ho jae





meri abhi age hi kya hai
Posted 01 May 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? aur Sall Pic peeli kaise hoti tell me naa.aur baaaqi sab kaise hein?

Joke:-
ek aadmi ke bachay bohat naughty hote hein aur wahaan Earth Quicks bhi bare aate hein. so woh uncle jo hote hein naa woh apne bachoon ko apne frend ke ghar bhej dete hein. aur khud waheen ghar mai rahte hein. kuch dinoon baad udd frend ke Letter aata hai ke yaar tum Zalzala idhar bhej do aur bachoon ko bula loo.



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 04 May 2004

MrDeath says
Robert:- boss mera first son ho gaya hai.. uska naam rakh do..

Ajit:- peter

{after one year)

Robert:- mera dusara son bhi ho gaya hai uska bhi naam rakh do..

Ajit:- jhon..

{after one year)
Robert:- boss mere 3rd son ka naam...
Ajit:- BROOCE LEEE!!!
Robert:- why boss... peter than jhon and now BROOCE LEE???
Ajit:- abe stupid.. janta nahin kya.. duniya ka har 3rd child chinese hota hai...!!!
Posted 04 May 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? aur mein set hoon ALLAH ke karam se. aur Thnx to Mr ur aap ne Jb ka riwaaj toor dia. aur nya joke hai mind mai

Joke:-
Doctor(patient ki wife se) yeah sleeping pills hein.
Wife:- magar Dr yeah kis liye hein??
Dr:- aap ke husband ko complete rest chahiye.
Wife:- woh tu soo rahe hein.
Dr:- yeah aap ke husband ke liye nahi balke aap ke liye hein



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 07 May 2004

MrDeath says
lol.

son(to mother)-> wats my price for u?
mother- millions of dollors..
son-> plz give me 200 out of them.
Posted 08 May 2004

Posted 08 May 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur no one is posting jokes here.
khair apne ko kya?


Joke:-
Teacher(to jhon)Jhon go to Map table and findout the USA on that.
Jhon:- Madam its there.
Teacher:- Rite
Teacher(to class) :- now tell me who discover the USA
Class(chorously) Madam Jhon

lols!
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEIILI
Posted 12 May 2004

Posted 19 May 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
yaar waise tu opar walay portion mai itne jokes hain ke hadd nahi jab kaheen kuch paste karne lago tu ek bhi yaad nahi rahta


Joke:-
ek aadmi hota hai. jahaan tent lage dekhta hai andar ghuss jata hai shadi ke tent samujh ke. ek dafa woh isssi tarha ek din tent lage dekh kar andar ghuss jata hai. khoob Datt ke khaana khata hai. wapisi ke liye nikalne lagta hai tu welcome point pe ek sahab poochte hein ke bhaai sahab aap kaun hein ???? woh sahab kahte hein ke mein larki waloon ki taraf se aaya hoon. woh sahab jinhoon ne poocha hota woh aur koi do 4 banday uss ki khoob Kutaass lagate hein . woh uncle kahte hain "abay salay hamare baap ke Chaliswaan hai aur tu kah raha hai ke mein larki waloon ki taraf se hoon"
lols!

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 03 Jun 2004

Ashii says


aap ka upper wala portion bhi hai ??
kdn
Posted 03 Jun 2004

Posted 07 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?sab loog aa kar jokes parh jate hein aur koi jokes paste nahi karta. mujhe kya joker samujh rakha hai.
aur Sall Ji opar walay portion mera bhi aap jaisa hi hai.

aur joke sunoon
bara hi fit joke aaya hai Sall opar walay Portion mai


Joke:-
ek heart patient ka 5 lac ka prize bond nikalta hai. uss ke beta soochta hai Abba Ji khushi se Pharak hi naa jaye. woh ek Pshycologist ko kahta hai ke Abbay Ji ko yeah news kisi tarha se suna dein.
Pshycologist uss ke Abbay Ji ke paas jata hai. intro shintro hota hai.
Dr kahta hai ke agar aap ka 50,000 ka bond lage tu aap kya karein gein.
woh kahta hai bike hoon
dr phir kahta hai ke agar 2 lac ka tu phir?
woh kahta hai koi choti moti Car le loon ga. \
last time Dr bare piyaar se kahta hai ke agar aap ke asal mai 5 lac ka bond nikle tu kya karien gein
woh aadmi pahle idhar udhar dekhta hai phir kahta hai ke agar waqai mai itna ka nikle tu mein 50 % aap ko doon ga . yeah sunn ka Dr ka apne Heart Fail ho jata hai \



take care and Stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 07 Jun 2004

lolzzz...
Posted 07 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
again laugher is here .





take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 07 Jun 2004

nice,,,,sab ko apnay ghum chupa kay hansna chahiyay...
Posted 08 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?bhei koi joke bhi paste kia karien.
aur garmi kaisi ja rahi hai har jaga pe?
isb mai tu moosam kaafi hadd tak sahi hai.

Joke:-
ek aadmi ki shaadi hone wali hoti hai.uss ki Fiance bohat hi kaali hoti hai.woh bara hi udaas hota hai. uss ka ek doost usse iss tarha udaas dekh kar kahta hai ke mujhe tu "Daal mai kuch kala nazar aa raha hai."
woh Jal kar kahta hai. abay yahaan poori daal hi kaali hai




take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 10 Jun 2004

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