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Posted on 6/11/2004 5:52:30 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH JI.aur sirf Wafa ne Wafa ki mere joke pe aa ke.

aur ek aur joke aaya hai opar walay portion mai....



Joke:-
doo women train mai trevell kar rahi hoti hein. ek bohat kaali hoti hai aur ek bohat goori. kaali wali gori se poochti hai ke aap ka Comlexion itna saaf kaise hai? goori wali kisi English Cream ka batati hai ke mein yeah use karti hoon so my Comlexion is fair.
Then goori wali kaali se poochti hai aap ka Complexion itna Dark kioon hai aur aap kaun si Cream use karti hein.
abhi kali wali goori woman ko kisi Cream kan name batane hi lagti hai tu peechay se awaz aati hai.........................Shoes Polish.

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/12/2004 6:44:34 PM
nahi to..
shoe polish to nahi..


me use tanned foundation
Posted on 6/13/2004 1:25:54 PM
a**alam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?mein ALLAH ke karam se theek hoon. aur koi tu joke paste kar de plssssssssssssssssss. yeah meri ik chunni munni si khawahish poori kar dein


Joke:-
doo larkiaan frend ek saath ek hi din mar jati hein. opar ja ke dono ki souls milti hein.
pahli wali doosri se poochti hai ke tum kaise faut hoi???
pahli wali kahti hai ke mein apne Husband pe bohat shak karti thi ek din mein uss ke Office achanak hi chali gai baghair bataye. wahaan uss ke office puhanch kar mein ne dekha ke uss ke office mai woh akaila thaa. mujhe shock hoa and i died. uss larki ki frend kahti hai ke agar tum Freezer open kar ke dekh leti tu naa tum Shock se marti aur naa mein Thand se


kaisa hai Garmi mai Thanda Joke


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/17/2004 8:04:52 PM
chalo ji fer,, joke aaya,, catch karo



a**alam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH JI. koi bhi nahi parhta kya mere jokes. me hi post kar du kuch


Joke:-
aik sahab cinema mei bethe paan kha rahe the, peek thookne liye koi jaga na mili to bohot pareshan hue, apne peeche bethe aadmi se pucha :
janab, yahan peek kahan thooki ja sakti hai ?
woh sahab bole :
apne aagay wale aadmi ki pocket mei..
iss mashware pe woh ghabra k bole, aap mujhe cinema hall mei pitwa'ain ge kya, unhein khabar ho gai to .....
"arey nahi unhein kaise khabar hogi,, aap ko hui kya ??"


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
yeh the supid pa jiiiii
Posted on 6/17/2004 11:04:58 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?i am fine by the Garce of ALLAH. aur Sall Ji aap ka mere purgoon pe yeah ihsaan hai.


Joke:-
ek aadmi najoomi ke paas jata hai aur haath dikhata hai. najoomi bari dair tak uss ka haath dekhne ke baad kahta hai ke 25 saal tak aap ke halaat bare hi kharab rahe hein. woh aadmi khush ho kar poochta hai uss ke baad?najoomi kahta hai uss ke baad aap ko aadat ho jaye gi.

Sall tum ka mere pe yeah joke Ubkaar raha.
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/19/2004 9:20:57 PM
dont worry,,
hum apne iss ubkar ka badla aap k next 7 generations se lein ge

khekhekeehkkhehehehee..
Posted on 6/20/2004 1:55:43 PM
a**salam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
aur joke nahi aaya
par apne ko kya?


Joke:-
ek shadi mai chand Comediens(meerasi) jate hein.wahaan shadi walay unhain paani pe paani pilaye jate hein. woh loog thak kar kahte hein bhei ab Chawal(rise) bhi de dein ab paani phans raha hai

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/29/2004 6:50:38 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
yeah dunya bari hi zalim hai
Posted on 7/4/2004 6:13:09 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
na karo joke paste

Joke:-
doo girls aapas mai baatein kar rahi hoti hein ke yeah larkay aapas mai kya baatein karte hein?
pahli kahti hai ke wohi jo ham karti hein.and the second one is Shout Loudly Hi ALLAH yeah larkay kitne besharam hote hein

just kiding
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 7/6/2004 7:04:44 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
Thnx To you JB ki Rani


abhi koi Joke yaad nahi aa raha aur i am tired naa
next time Fit se Joke ke saath Hazir hote hein tab tak

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 7/9/2004 6:10:14 PM
nice jokes
Posted on 7/9/2004 10:03:16 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
aur na karoo bhei meri post pe jokes paste


Joke:-
ek larki hoti hai uss ki EyeSight bari hi weak hoti hai due to which woh apni class fellows ke samany woh larki bari hi sharmindah hoti hai.woh soochti hai ke aisa kya karoon ke sab impress ho jaye.uss bewaqoof ke mind mai ek idea aata hai. woh class ke samanay walay Tree ke centre mai ek Needle lagati hai aur next day apni class fellows ko impress karne ke liye kahti hai ke tum log meri weak eyesight ka mazaq urate ho mujhe yahaan se samanay walay Tree ke centre mai yahaan se needle nazar aa rahi hai. woh bechari bhag ke needle nikalne ke liye jati hai magar rastay mai khari Cow se takra jati hai


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 7/12/2004 8:06:55 PM


ab mughey hansi nahi aa rahi tu main iskey liye kiya karoon............:(
Posted on 7/12/2004 10:14:13 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH
aur Sana i heard ke Wise aur Fools dono ko hansi nahi aati
btw Sana ji hans lena chahiye kisi ka dil hi khush ho jata hai

Joke:-
ek larka hota hai usse ek larki pasand aati hai.woh apne parents ko larki ke ghar bhejta hai.larki ke parents poochte hein ke larka kya karta hai? larkay ke parents kahte hein ke Larkay ka Lakri(wood) ka karobarhai. woh phir poochte hein ke nahi yeah bataye ke larkay ka kis type ka wood ka business hai? larkay ke parents kahte hein ke LAkri(wood) ka business hai.woh phir poochte hein ke nahi yeah bataye ke larkay ka kis type ka wood ka business hai? larkay ke parents tang aa kar such kah dete hein. larkay ka Wood ka business hai aur woh Jama Masjid ke bahir Miswaakein baichta hai


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 7/13/2004 8:12:13 PM
kiya bechta hay?
Posted on 7/13/2004 8:18:10 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
Miswaakein=woh jo Wood ki bani hoti hai woh jo religious se ppls ke paas hoti hai woh jo karne se ek Sunnat poori hoti hai woh jis ke use se 70 Shaheed ka sawab milta hai
i know u got it



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 7/13/2004 8:36:30 PM
ok janab....



and btw wise or fool jab dono ko hi hansi nahi aate
tu phir ye kon hai jo hansta hai.......qus rises
wese main na wise hoon na fool.......50 50
Posted on 7/13/2004 9:37:04 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
aur as such kuch khaas nahi hai


Joke:-
3 men ek jaga baithe apni apni life ke Dukh ek doosray ko suna rahe hote hein
1st said:-yaar mein ne Africa ke Jungles mai 5 yrs akaile guzare hein
2nd Said:- yaar mein ne 10 yrs desert mai guzare hein
3rd said:- yaar meri bhi tu sunoo mein ne 20 yrs married life ke guzare hein


just kiding
stay cool & take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 7/21/2004 6:22:24 PM
Aik lerki ko ganey ka bohut shokh tha,wo apni awaz test karaney gayee;jab awaz test kara chuki tu usney poocha;
meree awaz kesee hai, jawab mila "khatrey ke saayren ke liye tumharee awaz nihaayat mozoo hai !
Posted on 7/21/2004 11:29:31 PM
Posted on 7/23/2004 12:26:50 PM
JB ki Rani:
ShadiShadi

Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,

Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,

Yeh bhi koi baat hui

Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye






or kuch accha sa nahi tha
Posted on 7/23/2004 12:30:44 PM
Posted on 7/23/2004 12:49:55 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am sorry to say to JB ki Rani ke meri post pe aisa stuff next time nahi ho
mein daily post update nahi karta
but jab bhi aata hoon tu apni post pe kuch sahi hi dekhna chahta hoon
i hope aap ne mind nahi kia ho ga



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI


JB ki Rani:
ShadiShadi

Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,

Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,

Yeh bhi koi baat hui

Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye
Posted on 7/29/2004 1:30:20 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? I am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.


Joke:-
ek sardar ji se kisi ne poocha ke Sardaar Ji aqal bari ke bhains
Sardaar ji ne Head se Pagri utari aur Sar Khujaya aur kaha ke yaar Date Of Birth Tu bataoo


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 8/14/2004 7:17:54 PM
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kasie hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH .
aur abhi koi joke yaad nahi aa raha hai
btw nice joke JB ki rani





take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 8/19/2004 7:30:00 PM
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