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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? well, mein ALLAH ke karam se set hoon. aur ek naya topic aaya hai.aap loog bhi kuch paste karein. aur Start mein kar raha hoon.

Joke:
Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi


but kuch achha hi post keeiye ga. aur ab mein mod tu hoon nahi ke Ghussa dikhaaoo

waiting for good stuff
take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT


Posted on 4/19/2004 7:57:15 PM
cool!
Posted on 4/19/2004 8:48:32 PM
kheekehekehekheee..
goood one..

Posted on 4/20/2004 5:57:22 PM
true but nice jokes
Posted on 4/21/2004 1:46:43 AM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?ALLAH kare theek hi hoon. aur bhei mein ne jokes maange hein naa ke appriciations samjhe aap loog???
aur meri post koi bhi update nahi karta .
mein Ammi ko bataooon ga
lols

Joke:-
Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Joota nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja



take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted on 4/22/2004 7:12:34 PM
Joota nikalu kya?
Posted on 4/22/2004 7:44:16 PM
hawwww..


hehhehheheheee..
hahahhahaaaa..
goooood one again..


sorry mujhe jokes aate nahi hein,, sirf jokes pe hansna aata hai

Posted on 4/23/2004 2:11:35 PM
koi baat nahin sall yeh bhi baray hoslay ka kaam hai
Posted on 4/23/2004 2:17:28 PM
subha:
Joota nikalu kya?


Assalam-o-Aleikum!
nahi aise hi aa jaye

Joke:-
boy: larki se Hello! baaat sunein.
Girl: mein shoor(noise) macha doon gi
bot: yahaan door door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: tu phir wait kis baat kaa.


take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted on 4/23/2004 6:47:28 PM
SupidGuy:
subha:
Joota nikalu kya?


Assalam-o-Aleikum!
nahi aise hi aa jaye

Joke:-
boy: larki se Hello! baaat sunein.
Girl: mein shoor(noise) macha doon gi
bot: yahaan door door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: tu phir wait kis baat kaa.


take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT





Posted on 4/23/2004 8:49:42 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine . aur koi jokes bhi likhe naa.

aur new joke.....

Joke:-
ek bacha apni ammi ke paas aata hai aur kehta hai ke aami kitchen mai Basheer aur Nooraaan pata nahi kya kar rahe thay jab mein gya tu dono peechay hatt gaye.

Ammi:- iss basheer ko tu mein abhi dekhti hoon.
Bacha:-(clap karta hai) April Fool......Mummy woh basheer tu nahi hai woh tu Daddy hein


take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT


Posted on 4/24/2004 7:59:51 PM
iss ka matlab kya hua
Posted on 4/25/2004 1:41:44 AM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?waise sab kitna bolte hein aur agar kisi topic pe kuch kahna parh jaye tu ek doo ke ilawa sab Chup ho jate hein.
aur sall aap ko kis ne kah dia samujhne ko. aap ko abhi age hi kya hai. aap JB pe aaya keejiye aur bas msg paste kia keejiye.aise hi zehan pe boojh daalti hien aap bhi naa. aagay hi...........................
just kiding


Joke:-
ek aadmi ke volit mai film star neeli ki pic hoti hai. uss aadmi ki bivi uss se poochti hai ke yeah kis ki pic hai. woh kahta hai ke tumhari hi pic thi. rakhe rakhe neeli ho gai hai.

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 5/1/2004 2:47:02 PM
hehheeee...
aur din rakhi rahi to peeli na ho jae





meri abhi age hi kya hai
Posted on 5/1/2004 8:30:26 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? aur Sall Pic peeli kaise hoti tell me naa.aur baaaqi sab kaise hein?

Joke:-
ek aadmi ke bachay bohat naughty hote hein aur wahaan Earth Quicks bhi bare aate hein. so woh uncle jo hote hein naa woh apne bachoon ko apne frend ke ghar bhej dete hein. aur khud waheen ghar mai rahte hein. kuch dinoon baad udd frend ke Letter aata hai ke yaar tum Zalzala idhar bhej do aur bachoon ko bula loo.



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 5/4/2004 3:56:18 PM
Robert:- boss mera first son ho gaya hai.. uska naam rakh do..

Ajit:- peter

{after one year)

Robert:- mera dusara son bhi ho gaya hai uska bhi naam rakh do..

Ajit:- jhon..

{after one year)
Robert:- boss mere 3rd son ka naam...
Ajit:- BROOCE LEEE!!!
Robert:- why boss... peter than jhon and now BROOCE LEE???
Ajit:- abe stupid.. janta nahin kya.. duniya ka har 3rd child chinese hota hai...!!!
Posted on 5/4/2004 4:14:14 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? aur mein set hoon ALLAH ke karam se. aur Thnx to Mr ur aap ne Jb ka riwaaj toor dia. aur nya joke hai mind mai

Joke:-
Doctor(patient ki wife se) yeah sleeping pills hein.
Wife:- magar Dr yeah kis liye hein??
Dr:- aap ke husband ko complete rest chahiye.
Wife:- woh tu soo rahe hein.
Dr:- yeah aap ke husband ke liye nahi balke aap ke liye hein



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 5/7/2004 8:20:53 PM
lol.

son(to mother)-> wats my price for u?
mother- millions of dollors..
son-> plz give me 200 out of them.
Posted on 5/8/2004 11:16:43 AM
Posted on 5/8/2004 11:32:22 AM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur no one is posting jokes here.
khair apne ko kya?


Joke:-
Teacher(to jhon)Jhon go to Map table and findout the USA on that.
Jhon:- Madam its there.
Teacher:- Rite
Teacher(to class) :- now tell me who discover the USA
Class(chorously) Madam Jhon

lols!
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEIILI
Posted on 5/12/2004 9:08:53 PM
Posted on 5/19/2004 1:53:51 AM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
yaar waise tu opar walay portion mai itne jokes hain ke hadd nahi jab kaheen kuch paste karne lago tu ek bhi yaad nahi rahta


Joke:-
ek aadmi hota hai. jahaan tent lage dekhta hai andar ghuss jata hai shadi ke tent samujh ke. ek dafa woh isssi tarha ek din tent lage dekh kar andar ghuss jata hai. khoob Datt ke khaana khata hai. wapisi ke liye nikalne lagta hai tu welcome point pe ek sahab poochte hein ke bhaai sahab aap kaun hein ???? woh sahab kahte hein ke mein larki waloon ki taraf se aaya hoon. woh sahab jinhoon ne poocha hota woh aur koi do 4 banday uss ki khoob Kutaass lagate hein . woh uncle kahte hain "abay salay hamare baap ke Chaliswaan hai aur tu kah raha hai ke mein larki waloon ki taraf se hoon"
lols!

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/3/2004 8:35:04 PM


aap ka upper wala portion bhi hai ??
kdn
Posted on 6/3/2004 8:46:35 PM
Posted on 6/7/2004 6:10:31 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?sab loog aa kar jokes parh jate hein aur koi jokes paste nahi karta. mujhe kya joker samujh rakha hai.
aur Sall Ji opar walay portion mera bhi aap jaisa hi hai.

aur joke sunoon
bara hi fit joke aaya hai Sall opar walay Portion mai


Joke:-
ek heart patient ka 5 lac ka prize bond nikalta hai. uss ke beta soochta hai Abba Ji khushi se Pharak hi naa jaye. woh ek Pshycologist ko kahta hai ke Abbay Ji ko yeah news kisi tarha se suna dein.
Pshycologist uss ke Abbay Ji ke paas jata hai. intro shintro hota hai.
Dr kahta hai ke agar aap ka 50,000 ka bond lage tu aap kya karein gein.
woh kahta hai bike hoon
dr phir kahta hai ke agar 2 lac ka tu phir?
woh kahta hai koi choti moti Car le loon ga. \
last time Dr bare piyaar se kahta hai ke agar aap ke asal mai 5 lac ka bond nikle tu kya karien gein
woh aadmi pahle idhar udhar dekhta hai phir kahta hai ke agar waqai mai itna ka nikle tu mein 50 % aap ko doon ga . yeah sunn ka Dr ka apne Heart Fail ho jata hai \



take care and Stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/7/2004 6:33:42 PM
lolzzz...
Posted on 6/7/2004 6:38:50 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
again laugher is here .





take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/7/2004 6:58:02 PM
nice,,,,sab ko apnay ghum chupa kay hansna chahiyay...
Posted on 6/8/2004 12:14:51 AM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?bhei koi joke bhi paste kia karien.
aur garmi kaisi ja rahi hai har jaga pe?
isb mai tu moosam kaafi hadd tak sahi hai.

Joke:-
ek aadmi ki shaadi hone wali hoti hai.uss ki Fiance bohat hi kaali hoti hai.woh bara hi udaas hota hai. uss ka ek doost usse iss tarha udaas dekh kar kahta hai ke mujhe tu "Daal mai kuch kala nazar aa raha hai."
woh Jal kar kahta hai. abay yahaan poori daal hi kaali hai




take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/10/2004 7:24:38 PM
hehehhehehee...
abbay jii wala joke was nice,,, me to parha hi ab hai

woh doctor me hoti to patient ko maar k 100% le leti
khkehekehee...


supid pa jiii,, gal ae hai jiii k there s a funny picx + jokes corner at JB.. to baki sab uthe hi joke post karde ne.. te tussi wi othe hi jao
Posted on 6/10/2004 7:41:26 PM
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?Jall(Sall) ji sirf parha hi hai ke samujh bhi aaya hai?
kng


Joke:-
there was a boy.who was too much much much lazy. his father was annoyed of him due to this thing. he planned for something better.he arranged a Electric Machine for him............. aur Beta Ji ko bulaya and told him ke yeah kaise use ho gi .............. he started to tell him ke Beta Ji yeah butoon push karoo gay tu pani aaye ga. yeah push karoo gay tu khana aaye ga.......yeah push karoo gay tu tum ke clothes aaye gein....... he was use to listening with high sort of concentration......pop thought ke Beta Ji pe asar ho gya hai meri baatoon ka...........at the end the Beta Ji asked to Abba ji ........... ke Abba ji yeah button push kaun kare ga????????????


best wishes
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 6/11/2004 5:43:27 PM
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