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Asian

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ok Islam tells us that their is an after life in the seven levels of Heven and Hell. so do many other Religions and culture but if you were granted to speak with one person who is not in this world by ALLAH, who would it be and why. i donno why i'am asking this i'am in a Psycology lecture and i'am bord senseless.    
Posted 21 Apr 2004
javad says
asia fikar not shadi kar kay apnay hi bachy peda karonga tumhary nahii
Posted 04 May 2004
Asian says
EuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUU#
I'AM NOT GONA MARRY YOU! i'll go screaming to the British ebassy in Pakistan..."I'AM A BRITISH CITIZEN, GET ME OUT OF HERE, I DON'T WANNA MARRY A FAT KATMAL"
Posted 05 May 2004
javad says
im not like uuuuuu
u buuudhiii

im a perfectly balance guy samjhii
motooo wesay tumhara weight kitnaa haii
Posted 05 May 2004
Asian says
meri weight tumarie koi Business nahie hai...apnie Mommy se poocha meri Antie jo hai. meri leaya suits ban re hai because i'am special.

AND IT'S GONA TAKE A CRAIN TO BALANCE YOU HEHEHEHE
Posted 05 May 2004
javad says
yes u r special
tumjesi to special hi hogi naa special child
aachaa mom kah rahi thin kay 20 meter kapra chahyee aik nazuk si larki ka suit banwana haii
Posted 05 May 2004
Asian says
Antie ne meri kapra pelay se leay le aya. us ne meri mesurments be le.Tumarie tara meai ek mota cookie monster nahie hoon, tumarie kameez ke mesurments lenay meai Pakistani cricket team ko game rook ne parthie hai. puray pitch ke zooraat ho thie hai tumaray kameez salanay meai. Tumaire kameez Pakistani goverment ne istmall ke hai Hot air balloon killaya.
Posted 05 May 2004
javad says
achhaaaa

weasay tumhari measrmet to

    200,180,200 HAI

acha bolo to tumhary kapryy container main bhej doonn

   kharab egg
Posted 05 May 2004
Chaudhry says
o0o0o0o0o0o kya chal raha hai ..... yai kya aik dosre per fire kiyai ja rahe hain ...... chaloo ab haath milaoo warna ...... gussa choro aur ache dostoon kee tarha rahoo.....
Posted 05 May 2004
javad says
chahudry ji rahnyy doo zara isskoo nimtany doo
Posted 05 May 2004
Asian says
MR.CHAUDRY IZ MOTA KARACHI KA SHARA HUWA ANDA SE BOOLO HAR MANAY!


aur mr.javad meri mesurments intney nahie hai,Antie ji ne meri mesurments le hai. Antie kethie hai MARSHALLAH meri figure barie achie hai aur vo mujay bhoot pyaar kar thie hai, unlike you who she doesen't love. . Just because you want to take my mesurments muhahahaha
Posted 05 May 2004
Chaudhry says
nahin bhaii nahin rehnai doo yaar ache dostoon kee tarha rahoo.... aur asin plz aap b yai kya bachoon kee tarha fight ker rahe hain ...... plz ab aap dono ache dostoon kee tarha rahoo ok....good
Posted 05 May 2004
Asian says
I'AM NOT A KID DA DA CHAUDHRY TELL THAT PINDO JAVAD
Posted 05 May 2004
javad says
mootooo mootooooo
kalii batakhh

Posted 05 May 2004
Chaudhry says
uuuuuuuuffffffffffffffoooo kya hogya tum logoon ko... larna band karo yaar......javed tum to larke hoo plz tum hee give up ker doo....
Posted 05 May 2004
javad says
yaar chaudryy mera naam javad haii aur yaar
rahny do main nay bohat payar say baat ki thi janab say magar...
u know na lattooon kay bhoot baton say nahi mantyy
Posted 06 May 2004
Asian says
You Pakistani Pindo is ne shuru keaya, Javad ko keema naan se e pyaar karna arthay hehehehe
Posted 06 May 2004
javad says
to tum apnay aap ko keema naan hi samjhoo
Posted 06 May 2004
Asian says
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHh
Posted 07 May 2004
javad says
kiaaaaaaa hogyaaaaa meri dushmaan koo

kher to hai naaa
Posted 07 May 2004
Asian says
tumarie Dushman ko pata lagai hai ke tum Mujay se Pyaar kar thai ho. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is ka ek answer hai TUM CHAUDRY SE SHAADI KAR LO JAVAD hehehehe .
Kitney achie jo re ho ga tumara , Mujay bulana Shaadi per I want to dane to Bhangra. And you better order a FERRARI car for your baraat. Maybe the 360 spider?
Posted 10 May 2004
javad says
aray ye chudari ko kion kabab main hadi bana rahi hoooooooooooooooooooooo
mera dil to bussssssss tumpay agya haiii
aur tumharay liye kisi farari ki zaroorat nahi pary gii
tumhain pedal hi lay aonga
Posted 17 May 2004
Asian says
Tum ko kaya lagata hai? Shaadi killaya meai ha kar do ge? In Your dreams pee brain!, mujay kissy smelly unpar pindo se nahie shaadi karnie, And yes keep walking you could use the exersize Fatty!
Posted 17 May 2004
javad says
shadi say pahly sab yehi boltay hainn
magar fikar not tumhar time kareeeb haii
Posted 18 May 2004
javad says
Posted 18 May 2004
Asian says
I'am am not marrying you! First i'am very good at running so i will run away, if i get caught and locked up i have a secound talent of picking locks! and if it comes to that i have to Marry a smelly like you, i will simply Beat you up and run to the Airport like hell! Just before i finish shopping for some stuff in Pakistan

so what are you going to do about that mota?
you can't go to the Police and say "Help, i got beaten up by a girl?" hehehehe .
Posted 18 May 2004
javad says
hehehee
i will handle u with care
and dont worry u r no more than a larkii
so i can deal gals like uu
kalooo
Posted 18 May 2004
Asian says
care? hay your the one that is going to need care!
i'am a Punjabi larki that can beat up men! if i can beat up my cousin and he's 22 and goes to the G.Y.M. what chance have you got Pindo? NONE! hehehehe
Posted 20 May 2004
Asian says
daAR GAYA pindo! haar manie ke nahie
Posted 24 May 2004
javad says
yee to tumhain tab pata chaly ka jo do do hath hongay
wesay tum kion apni tangee turwana chahti hoo
kalii chipkilii
Posted 25 May 2004
Asian says
Pindo kuch ke re hai? hmmmmm sowwie mujay Pindo ke zubaan samaj nahie arthie! Haar manie ke nahie! varna pelay bazaar ja ker bra kareed ker,pir Raat meai tumarie ghaar ka ek window toor ker tumarie kamre meai ar ker tum jab sooray nahie hi ge, tum ko penado ge, pir photo banar ker. jaga jaga Lahore ke bazzar meai lata ga to de, aur Janubaba per be post kar do ge Pindo! Haar maney ke nahie?    
Posted 25 May 2004
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