Fairl_Girl
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President Bill Clinton was visiting an elementary school today and
when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "Tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, was playing in the street and a car came along and ran over him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Clinton, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand.
In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Clinton, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens,
that would be a tragedy.
"Fantastic," exclaims Clinton, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
Fairl_Girl
Age: 125
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EIK AURAT THI JO SHIP MAIN WINDOW KE PAAS APNAY NEW BORN BABY KO LAIKAR
KHADI HUI THI ACHANAK US KE HAATH SE VO BACHA GIR GAYA ,
BUHAT SHOR MACHANAY KE BAAD IK BUDHA AADMI NAY CHALANG LAGA DI ,,
JAB VO BACHAY KO BACHA KAR WAPIS LAY AAYA TO SAB NE USAY SHABASHI DI...VVVVO
GUSAY MAIN BOLA PAHLAY YEH BATAOO MUJHAY DHAKA KIS NAY DIYA THA .
Fairl_Girl
Age: 125
7765 days old here
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X Man said:
*janubabe said: bilkul sahi faimaya apne madam ji
hai madam ki chamchi .....bhago yahan say 
nahi bhagtay kia karon gay
adi main tumko gadi per baitha do gi
kia rishta milay ga yahan se kuch nahi
achay bhalay insan ki life karab karay ga yeh gadi opss i mean to say ADI
don't mind adi mazak chal raha hai na aapna
