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Topic: My First Date ?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Woh humaray liyeah hai tumhara kaam to bottle say hai sara.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Becharay bachay ko utha kay laygayee ho tum.Abb tou woh post martam kay bhi qabil nahin hai us kay tou sab poorzay ghayab hein.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: PIyR kiYa to DeRd paiYa

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Beta un males mein eik nana muna bacha bhi hai jo Suxelp mein kaam kerta hai,Jitnader jaisey Bareek Moonchay hein.Aur Mobile apna socks mein rakhta hai.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Shaq kahan say hoga "The One" ko tumnay hee qaid kar kay rakha hoa hai.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Pepsi Kay Liquid Kay liyeah yeah Pepsi ki bottle kay liyeah????
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Look whose sayin all this !!!!
Beahaya nahin tum tou beghairat ho.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: My First Date ?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Embarsement to hogee jab Baal ujradhay hoay,Eik front ka daanth tota hoa,Shirt to bachi hi nahin thee sirf eik banyaan reh gaya tha us ka bhi eik hisa salamat tha.
Aur Gucci ka jota Moochi ka jota ban gaya tha.
Abb tou Teen Tracker ko ghar say bhi bahar nahin nikalna chahiyeah.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
App Sharamti nahin hein??
I wonder what would happen to your groom.Poor fellow's gonna totally flip.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: My First Date ?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Madam(Dil ki Rani 2) mujhey shaq hai kahein woh app tou nahin thein burqay mein.Jo apni heel walee chapal say maar maar kar Lemon say Melon bana diya tha.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: PIyR kiYa to DeRd paiYa

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
I smell jealousy around mee..
Gosh !!! it's so difficult for handsome guy to survive.Every other male looks as if he wants to eat you.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: My First Date ?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Doston nay tou tum ko pith tay hoay dekha tou dou khawateen kay hatoon.
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Abb kash beauty tumhara secret pakradh gaya hai to sharma kyon rahee ho?
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Arey sach sach keh raha hoon un ko sharam aa rahee tumharey samnay kash beauty dance kertay hoay.
Posted 31 Mar 2005

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Teen Tracker bayizaati is liyeah hoee thee kay tum nay us ko jhoot bola tha kay tum 6.2 feet ho,Muscular body hai aur saath saath tumharey pass BMW hai.Magar na tou tum 6.2 feet kay ho,aur tumharee health Tsunami kay afat zadah logoon jaisee hai.Aur tumhara sab say bardha jhoot yeah tha Teen Tracker kay tum KFC 4J Bus mein beth kar ayee.
Posted 31 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Chacha Karo na picture mein tou Shahrukh Khan kay saath khoob ker rahey ho dance.Abb kis baat ke sharam aa rahee.Ohhh ok app ko is liyeah sharam aa rahee hai kay kash beauty dekh lay gee.
Posted 31 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Chacha Chouk pardh jayee gee kamar mein.In hee harkatoon ke wajah say tumhein galee waley Buddha Aeyash
pukar tay hein.
Posted 30 Mar 2005

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Tou Teen Tracker tum say kaha kis nay tha kay Mirc par chat kar kay date par jao yahi hota tum jaisay logoon kay saath.Lardhkee dekhi nahin aur hero ban kar KFC pohounch gayee.Tumhein pehlay bhi samjha chuka hoon kay mat jao abb dekh liya na Blue kaprdhoon Walee "WALAA" nikla.
Posted 30 Mar 2005

Topic: balichhhh...

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Hehehe Yeah Dil Ki Rani 2 madam,kounsa brand pee teein hein app jo picture mein zahir ho raha hai?
Posted 29 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Hehehe pehlee baat to yeah kay QV aur mera mamla mein khud sambhal loonga.

Bazigaar bhai dekh kar injection lagwana pichlee dafah mujhey taqat ka injection doctor nay ghalati say laga diya tha us kay baad woh doctor agay agay aur mein peechay peechay hehehe bechara doctor us din say Lapata hai.Is liyeah apni khair manao

So far away shayad QV kay bardhay bhai hein aur shayad is hee liyeah un say behan kay mutalik baat bardaasht nahin hoee

Teen Tracker Bazu bhai keh ker itnee izaat day rahein hein pata nahin kya mamla hai jo un say Bazigaar kay barey mein koi baat nahin sunee jatee.Shayad kuch paisay chahiyein Bazigaar say.Yaar mujh say keh diya hota.

Aur Kash beauty ko tou naam change ker lena chahiyeah jaisey kay KASH BIBI
Posted 26 Mar 2005

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Kash Beauty Tsunami mein jo hoa woh to buhat afsoos ke baat hai magar jo Khala (Queen Victoria) Kay saath hoa woh bhi kuch kam nahin.Chacha (Bazigaar) bilkul phoukay hoay engine ki tarhaan hein jo khoob petrol to peta hai magar chalta nahin.
Injection to app kay liyeah hai chacha abb ko glucose ki kami hai na is liyeah.Bhari jawani mein khala (Queen Victoria) nay pata nahin kis thakay hoay Zaif admi say shaadi ker lee.
Hahaha

Please don't mind.
Posted 25 Mar 2005

Topic: My First Date ?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Dil Ki Rani 2 tum haar baat humaray apas kee kyon sab kay samnay khool rahee ho abb mein Bazigaar say fight shrooh ker doonga agar abb yeah baat dibarah ke tou.Bazigaar ko jealousy ho rahee hai.Miss Sehar ki first date shayad abhi tak pending mein chal rahee hai.
Aur So far away should and will remain far away from girls
Posted 24 Mar 2005

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Shayad in hee harkatoon ke wajah say app kay ghutnoon mein dard rehta hai aur kamzoori bhi rehtee hai.
Sigh..... Poor Khala (Queen Victoria)
Posted 24 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Chalo acha hai Chacha (Bazigaar) atleast eik jaga to aram mila,kal khala (Queen Victoria) bata rahein thein kay ab app ko kamzoori bhi ho gayee hai, aur haat buhat shake kartein hein.
Eik kaam bhi sahi tarhaan nahin ker sakhtay
Posted 22 Mar 2005

Topic: Is Flattery a good ploy to impress some1?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Well I guess Teen Tracker has nothing to impress any girl.Neither does the girl ever try to flatter him (Waste of time).
Posted 22 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Chacha Bazigaar,Abb app kay ghoutnoon (Knees) ka dard kuch behtar hoa.Khala Queen Victoria bardhee pareeshan rehtein hein aj kal app kay dard ko ley kar.
Mein nay un ko kaha tha kay jhandoo bam laga dein magar Teen Tracker nay us Imli kee chatnee samajh ker sari chut kar lee.

Posted 22 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Waisey chor to tum ho bazigaar,Shakal say to aisa hee lagta hai tumharee picture kay mutabik.Khair eik baat boloon, tum kahein Collin Powell kay chacha tou nahin.
Posted 21 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Bazigaar waisey tou ummm it was nice talkin' to you last time but could you please tell which one is you in the picture(below your name).        
                                                                      You Rock
Posted 20 Mar 2005

Topic: cOOlest and dumBESt member on Jb?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Shayad kisi ko English perdhni nahin atee.Arey yaar koi remarks abhi tak nahin post hoay hein is topic par.Bass eik doosray kay saath flirting chal rahee hai
Anyway's "KASH" madam app nay sab say pehlay is topic par post kee thee to app bataein kay app ko koun pasand hai aur koun nahin aur agar hai ya nahin to kyon
Posted 18 Mar 2005

Topic: Qazi Hussain Ahmed Vs Angelina Jolie

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Yes and they are even plannin' to go to Switzerland for their Horny...oops Honey Moon
I wonder how and will she feel different upon returning from her trip.
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: My First Date ?

Jibran

Age: 124
6988 days old here
Total Posts: 119
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
It's All your fault, you were there to deliver his Morning news paper but instead when he came to recieve it you .
Posted 14 Mar 2005
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