tarar786

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gr8
Posted 31 Jul 2007

Topic: Smile

tarar786

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Dear Saal Yes, I am very busy in these days, Thanks for all of u for comments
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: Smile

tarar786

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Santa Singh, Banta Singh, and Ghanta Singh escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Santa, 'Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!'

Santa jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away... Santa slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

'C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Banta. 'Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!' says Banta. 'No! We like you! Just jump!'

'OK' says Santa and jumps.

SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and he's flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, Ghanta steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell 'Jump! You have to jump!'

'No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!' yelled Ghanta.

'No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!'

'Look,' Ghanta Singh says, 'nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it...'
Posted 11 Jan 2006

Topic: Smile

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A census taker in a rural Indian village went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, 'Lets see now, there's the twins, Ballu and Lallu, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seeta and Geeta, they're sixteen. And the twins, Ram and Shyam, they're fourteen.'

'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins every time?'

The woman answered, 'Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get anything!'
Posted 11 Jan 2006

Topic: Smile

tarar786

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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, 'Mom, what's sex?'

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, 'Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?'
Posted 11 Jan 2006

Topic: Smile

tarar786

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Santa Singh had been a sick man and was in the hospital, near death. The family called in Banta Singh, his best friend to stand with him.

As Banta stood next to the bed, Santa's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Santa used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died.

Banta thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Santa had died. He said, 'You know, Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing him, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all.'

He opened the note, and read, 'Please step to your left - you're standing on my oxygen tube!'
Posted 11 Jan 2006

Topic: Smile

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Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.

One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
Posted 11 Jan 2006

Topic: Smile

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One day santa was thinking that why his sisters have two brothers and he has only one...
Posted 11 Jan 2006

Topic: Smile

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Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai!'

Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!'
Posted 11 Jan 2006

Topic: Smile

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A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her and says, 'Hi, honey, want a little company?'

'Why?' asks the woman. 'Do you have one to sell?'
Posted 11 Jan 2006

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Thanks all of u dears
Posted 11 Jan 2006

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ok,Trash ji
Posted 15 Jul 2005

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wonderful
Posted 16 May 2005

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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I am back dears
Posted 16 May 2005

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good I am going to count 12345678------------------------
Posted 28 Apr 2005

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Posted 28 Apr 2005

Topic: ROMEO JULIET

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Posted 28 Apr 2005

Topic: Animated Pics

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very nice
Posted 28 Apr 2005

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Posted 16 Jan 2005

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thanks
Posted 09 Jan 2005

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Posted 09 Jan 2005

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brave chinese
Posted 09 Jan 2005

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Posted 01 Nov 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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thanks paki fan
Posted 23 Oct 2004

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Posted 23 Oct 2004

Topic: HusBanD

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lovely, Trash u got a goal
Posted 23 Oct 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Posted 17 Oct 2004

Topic: Uncle Tarar

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haaaaaaaan jano kuch kuch aisa hi hai
Posted 15 Sep 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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thanks ji thanks aap ka bhi aur Y mahmood ka bhi
Posted 15 Sep 2004

Topic: toba

tarar786

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bush gand bacha naheen ganda unda (egg) hai
Posted 15 Sep 2004