new additions to male stupidity
1, how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or futerlised?
2, Choor, CHOOR,
Asian: what?
male: tum ne mear dil choorie ke
3, you one bad ma ma ja ma
4, (the picture of me in the modeling section, you know the one of me in the ferrari)
Dam girl after looking at that, you must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
5, you put me on Jihad drive baby
6, male: so your into Formula one?
asian: yes. why?
male: o nothing just me with this v8 reves and you with all those cueves
Asian: DURR PHITAY MOO TERA... lol
7,male: your 18 right?
Asian: yes
Male: YOU SAID YES THEIR WE ARE MARRIED....
Asian: what the?
8, Kabi Lahore deekie hai kaya
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9, o baby you must be a copper (police officer) strip search me baby ( i was wearing a blue shirt with badges on it)
10,you know about Alexander and Celpatra?
asian: who dosent
Male: i bet those prymids need conquaring
Asian: aho teri bhein jo ay
(i will not say what i did to him next, well i stabed my folk into his eham eham love below)
11, Male: hay baby why dont you come over to my place?
Asian: *kicks his knee*
Male: O MY GOD, SHE TOUCHED ME, IT WAS AMAZING, I HAVE BEEN USEEEEDDD!!!!!
12, i'am a trained doctour, wanna see me suringe?
13, Hello Foxy, call me Hunter....
hehehehehe javie 
