Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya haiwoh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil seyCtrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...


Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hainaur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus vohREAD-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko tastekarna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiyake PASTE karna bhool gaye...

Tumhare samne hain itney itemskabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pekabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte haiitne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hainjaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create mainkaroonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya


Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat


Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail