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True Story…….....................{Orkut}



A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....
but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy
grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20's, achievemnt in
itself!!.
He hired devlopers from the whole globe and plan to make a
software where he could search for his gf through the web...
Things went as planned...
n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google
had a word with this guy n took over this application,
This Software made a whopping 1 billion dolar profit in its first year,
which we today know as ORKUT.

The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today
he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping.
He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.
ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8
to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a
day & about 85,000 scraps!!!

Moral of the story:-
LOSE U R GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS!!!!

Some other Cool Facts abt this guy:
* He gets $12 frm Google when every person registers to this website.
* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6
if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.
* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the
hot-list.
* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 everytime you view ur friend's friend-list.
















Posted on 11/20/2006 7:59:56 PM


funny story,, infact vvvv interesting



koiii gwatch jae to hum ko itla do
hum dhoondein ge

Posted on 11/20/2006 8:27:04 PM

lose ur girlfrnd and u r going to be millionare..

Luck counts Man....

Posted on 11/20/2006 10:59:43 PM

sure

how old was he anyway when he lost his girlfriend and GREW UP. freaky coincidence . he just wanted his life to seem more interesting.

Posted on 11/21/2006 6:36:06 AM

hmmmm i'am on orkut

Posted on 11/21/2006 4:30:25 PM

so am i


but i aint giving out ma addy

Posted on 11/21/2006 6:21:38 PM

why cant i see any money comin'..??

Posted on 11/22/2006 12:06:19 PM

mayb coz u dont hve a gf

Posted on 11/22/2006 12:08:20 PM



kash_beauty:
mayb coz u dont hve a gf



infact, yeah tu apni GF ka BF hai par woh iss ki GF nahi hai.....






Posted on 11/22/2006 12:24:27 PM

yeh aksar hota hai lardkon k saath

Posted on 11/22/2006 12:26:37 PM

u think iam a looser,nay
,,had a girl though she deserted me ,.but where the dickens is the money

Posted on 11/22/2006 12:34:00 PM



kash_beauty:
yeh aksar hota hai lardkon k saath


Normally it happens!!!! poor boyzz



Posted on 11/22/2006 12:36:33 PM

poor kahan say hue boyz

Posted on 11/22/2006 12:37:51 PM

aww ... lucky

Posted on 11/22/2006 1:38:09 PM

were all Orkut pindos

Posted on 11/22/2006 4:03:30 PM


kash_beauty:
poor kahan say hue boyz


EXAMPLE=FRANK



Posted on 11/22/2006 7:02:54 PM


Posted on 11/22/2006 10:46:57 PM


Posted on 11/23/2006 12:51:06 AM

SupidGuy:


kash_beauty:
mayb coz u dont hve a gf



infact, yeah tu apni GF ka BF hai par woh iss ki GF nahi hai.....







Oyee Tu Ne Mera Naaam Kiyon Liya BF

Posted on 11/23/2006 5:24:21 AM

SupidGuy:

kash_beauty:
poor kahan say hue boyz


EXAMPLE=FRANK




being poor is not a sin my liege
;

Posted on 11/23/2006 12:45:18 PM

shahrukh khan:
London_Girl:
so am i


but i aint giving out ma addy


boring



well that's true


Posted on 11/23/2006 5:56:43 PM


BoRnFl_iRt:
SupidGuy:


kash_beauty:
mayb coz u dont hve a gf



infact, yeah tu apni GF ka BF hai par woh iss ki GF nahi hai.....







Oyee Tu Ne Mera Naaam Kiyon Liya BF



Oay tu Back to JB
Good!
ab wapis chala ja!!!!!!!!







Posted on 11/23/2006 8:49:45 PM


Frankenstein:
SupidGuy:

kash_beauty:
poor kahan say hue boyz


EXAMPLE=FRANK




being poor is not a sin my liege
;



its not sin its majboori






Posted on 11/23/2006 8:54:57 PM

but u cant fight destiny

Posted on 11/24/2006 10:54:26 AM



Frankenstein:
but u cant fight destiny


spell theek kar!!!!



Posted on 11/24/2006 8:39:53 PM


shahrukh khan:
emotional


kaun?

Posted on 11/24/2006 8:43:38 PM

SupidGuy:


Frankenstein:
but u cant fight destiny


spell theek kar!!!!




first prove me wrong

Posted on 11/25/2006 1:09:49 PM

shahrukh khan:
London_Girl:
shahrukh khan:
London_Girl:
so am i


but i aint giving out ma addy


boring



well that's true



tabhi kisi ne zehmat nahi ki


he he he

nahi zehmat nahi, himmat nahi ki

Posted on 11/26/2006 8:42:43 PM



Uninvited:
SupidGuy:


Frankenstein:
but u cant fight destiny


spell theek kar!!!!




first prove me wrong


yaar i think it shud be:-


but you cant find destiny



hona chahiye!




Posted on 12/2/2006 1:03:26 PM

i think i wrote what i wanted to,,if my memory serves me right

Posted on 12/3/2006 5:00:08 PM



Frankenstein:
i think i wrote what i wanted to,,if my memory serves me right



now i got it



Posted on 12/7/2006 2:20:06 PM