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10 most stupid questions people

10 most stupid questions people
usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is! The "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of *****erated cement.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a friend asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Posted on 10/7/2008 5:59:39 AM


Posted on 10/8/2008 10:37:37 AM






I had 5th & 8th quite oftenly!!!






Posted on 10/14/2008 1:56:28 PM

lolsss@stupid

Posted on 10/14/2008 9:37:22 PM

hahah and one from my side when people phoned you on ur land line and ask WHERE ARE YOU its hapns with me all the time

Posted on 10/15/2008 12:40:14 AM


**sensational**:
lolsss@stupid




Posted on 10/15/2008 12:40:03 PM


tehzeeb:
hahah and one from my side when people phoned you on ur land line and ask WHERE ARE YOU its hapns with me all the time






Sahi bola!!!


Exactly, the same things happens to US!!!



Posted on 10/15/2008 12:40:50 PM

lolzzzzzz

Posted on 11/1/2008 1:55:42 AM