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DIVORCE
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been
inCanada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little
home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this
case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport
and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD
player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,"Polish Remover."

Posted on 2/13/2004 8:19:44 PM


GOSH, THIS IS HILARIOUS

NATASHA
Posted on 2/13/2004 8:26:43 PM
good joke
Posted on 2/14/2004 3:53:23 AM
heeeeeeeeheheheeehheheee...
haahaahahhaa...
Posted on 2/14/2004 4:03:14 AM
lagta hai sall ko joke
ziaza pasand aa gya hai
Posted on 2/14/2004 11:11:18 AM
thx
Posted on 2/14/2004 8:11:18 PM
thx kis ka
sall ki hehehe hahaha ka
Posted on 2/15/2004 5:12:16 AM
wo act me bhi polish hu na iss liye zyada hansi i
Posted on 2/15/2004 1:47:21 PM
tarash:
thx kis ka
sall ki hehehe hahaha ka




ji aur aap k claping ka bi








Posted on 2/15/2004 4:06:09 PM
SALL:
wo act me bhi polish hu na iss liye zyada hansi i





Posted on 2/15/2004 4:06:36 PM
ahahahah very nice subha ji ... hahahaaha
Posted on 2/15/2004 6:28:43 PM
thanx kiddo ji
Posted on 2/15/2004 8:45:42 PM
subha:
thanx kiddo ji



ya are not welcome

    
Posted on 2/15/2004 10:29:34 PM
aap k haan welcome ka rawaj nahin hai kya??
Posted on 2/16/2004 4:07:59 AM
haahahahahahah!!! THATS FUNNY!...HAHHAHA!!
Posted on 2/16/2004 7:41:01 AM
shukar hay aap ko bhee samajh aa hi gayee
Posted on 2/16/2004 11:03:02 AM
tarash:
aap k haan welcome ka rawaj nahin hai kya??


nahi hai .... bus nahi hia to nahi hia
Posted on 2/16/2004 6:02:23 PM
lolz!
kewl joke!
Posted on 2/16/2004 6:13:28 PM
ffm:
subha:
thanx kiddo ji



ya are not welcome

    





Posted on 2/16/2004 6:44:10 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW................WAT HAPPENED?
Posted on 2/16/2004 7:07:47 PM
slik chik:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW................WAT HAPPENED?



shaid kiddo ka damag chal giya hay
Posted on 2/16/2004 7:12:50 PM
YA THINK?
LMAO!
THATS A DEFINATE THING MA DEAR!
Posted on 2/16/2004 7:25:18 PM
Posted on 2/16/2004 7:31:22 PM
damag chalne k lie damag hona bi chaiye na kido k pas..
Posted on 2/17/2004 7:23:54 AM
london_ki_hoor:
damag chalne k lie damag hona bi chaiye na kido k pas..
VALID POINT GURL!
Posted on 2/17/2004 2:21:19 PM
Posted on 2/17/2004 4:58:04 PM
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Posted on 3/7/2004 4:02:52 AM
aur kuch reh gya hay ?
Posted on 3/7/2004 7:38:33 AM
<<<<<<<yeh rah gaya tha
Posted on 3/10/2004 4:44:58 PM
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