11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko..

14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....       


15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!


16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.


17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!


18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain..

21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

24.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

26.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!..

27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.....

35.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

36.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..

37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i

39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....


42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.


43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die..


44.Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL


45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not


46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy


47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.....


48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"


50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

51.jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....


52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!


53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!...


54.Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find.

>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;

>The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;

>And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.


55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..   

56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

61.what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

62.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

63.Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me...!!!

64.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai..

65.Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

66.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
67.Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de...

68.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

69.Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai
royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

70.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo

71.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for detail


72.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila..


73.Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!      


74.Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

75.You look so fine!I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

76.You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

77.Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget..........

78.Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

79.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

80.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

81.TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho..

82.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

83.A Friend is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

84.Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

85.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

86.Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

87.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

88.God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!

89.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!..

90.Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

91.The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

92.Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

93.SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai
aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai
is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do
aur karam (SMS) karo..............
tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga...

94.If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

95.Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai


96.A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.


97.Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya...

98.Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai


99.Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

100.Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dhadkna chod diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya

101.Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

102.Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

103.Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi....

104.Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite
to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye

105.Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

106.Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????

107.Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

108.Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

109.You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONa..............

110.Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chod diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phod diya

111.If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

112.Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

113.Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

114.Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it's value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.

115.Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!..

116.Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay......
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!


117.Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!


118.Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

119.jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye....

120.Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

but long bhi bohut hai ...

wt happend to u ym

itney sarey message parh kar YM ki yeh halat ho gyee hai

lagta hai ym ab dobara yeh message nahin parhey ga

wah wah good work queen

thanx babe

janu babe aap nein sarey pareh hain