LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.
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LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.

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LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is cheques.
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