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A prominent Faisalabadi business family recently celebrated a
wedding. They invited the artiste Mohammad Ali Shaiki and Co to sing at the occasion. Mr Shaiki was an honoured guest of the family and the hosts were solicitous to a fault. They were forever fussing over Mr Shaiki, "Mohammad Ali bhai this", "Mohammad Ali bhai that".
After a couple of days of this politeness, Mohammad Ali Shaiki was just rousing himself from a good night's sleep when he heard the host calling out to his cook,

"Oye Bholay! Ohna kanjaraan noo nashta ditta ee?" Caught off-guard, the host was his normal, irreverent self. Mr Shaiki took it all in good humour.                                                                     (FT)
Posted on 6/25/2003 5:20:23 PM
Journalist Elizabeth Grice, writing in a British newspaper says of "poor" Benazir that she "recently tried to buy a beautiful house in Osterley,
west London, with 'lots of bedrooms' for her family, but was gazumped,
so she is temporarily renting a place in Queens' Gate, Kensington, near her
sister Sanam". Grice goes on to say that BB's children "are being educated
privately at a day school and are left in the care of a nanny during their
mother's worldwide travels
Posted on 6/25/2003 5:22:38 PM
Hats off to the game watcher who daringly apprehended Imran Khan and his companions for illegally hunting partridges in Chakwal. The 'Mighty Khan' who has long claimed to champion the cause of the poor, once again committed a petty crime and made good his escape. How many Sita Whites need surface or partridges need be slaughtered before he is brought to book?
Posted on 6/25/2003 5:24:42 PM
Hats off to the game watcher who daringly apprehended Imran Khan and his companions for illegally hunting partridges in Chakwal. The 'Mighty Khan' who has long claimed to champion the cause of the poor, once again committed a petty crime and made good his escape. How many Sita Whites need surface or partridges need be slaughtered before he is brought to book?
Posted on 6/25/2003 5:24:42 PM
The word "politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites
Posted on 6/25/2003 5:27:06 PM
The word "politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites
Posted on 6/25/2003 5:27:06 PM

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this-I'm an MNA, Member of the National Assembly!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

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Posted on 6/25/2003 5:29:17 PM

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this-I'm an MNA, Member of the National Assembly!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

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Posted on 6/25/2003 5:29:17 PM
itna lamba abb koon paray
Posted on 6/26/2003 7:34:06 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

itna lamba abb koon paray


Read and enjoy
Posted on 6/26/2003 7:32:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

itna lamba abb koon paray


Read and enjoy
Posted on 6/26/2003 7:32:19 PM
read.......na baba na.....yeh kaam nahi hota
Posted on 6/27/2003 2:30:08 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

read.......na baba na.....yeh kaam nahi hota


Tu phir kon sa kaam hota hai?[:D]
Posted on 6/27/2003 8:49:28 PM
koi bhi.....per pernay wala kaam na kahoo......yeh kaam skool main hi kafi ha
Posted on 6/28/2003 1:00:11 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

koi bhi.....per pernay wala kaam na kahoo......yeh kaam skool main hi kafi ha


hahahahah
Posted on 6/29/2003 5:02:46 PM
apnay bachpan kay din yaad a gye kya?????????
Posted on 6/30/2003 10:11:32 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

apnay bachpan kay din yaad a gye kya?????????


Ji han jani
Posted on 6/30/2003 3:46:14 PM
doob jaoo in pani .....agar kehna ha jani
Posted on 7/1/2003 4:26:00 AM
aur tum par bhi ultay ga pani
ay mery dilbar aur Jani
Posted on 7/3/2003 3:25:42 PM
ay mery dilbar our jani
aik sunata hoon main kahani
jab kaha na main nay kuch aisa wasa
too yaad aye gee pernani
phir na kaho gay dilbar..our na pani
just kidding
:)
Posted on 7/3/2003 7:28:15 PM
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