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MAHA RAJA:
Awaaara:
Ki HOyA rAjA?

SaDi PUnJaBI mOViE pASaNd Ayi K NaYI AyI


MAIN KIA SARKAAR SANO KI HONA HAI ....

AYEE HOO HI NAHI SAKDA K SANO PUNJABI MOVIE PASAND NA AA WAY .....

KIUN JI HUN MAIN KOI JOOTH BOLIA ....

CHAK K RAKH KAAM NOoooooooo


BALLAY BALLAY



MaIn Te AWaIN hi PuCHiYa Si SaaRkAr
ChAlO chAnGa HeGa, WEsE tUsI chAho Te TuWaNu Vi EdE vIcH nIkA jAyA pArt mIL SaKdA hAy

NaYI jIi TuSI bIlKuL sAAcH aKhYa

O AhOooO bAllE bAllEeEEeE

Posted on 4/1/2005 3:09:05 AM

sOnIYaN, tHOrI hoOr UnChI bOL, Ee pUnjAbI moViE hEgI, uRdU mOViE nAyi

Posted on 4/1/2005 3:11:02 AM

OH AJJ KALL PATA LAGNE WALA HEGA TENU
MERI FILM TE ISS SAAL DI BLOCKBUSTER HEGI, FLOP KIUN HOSI?

TE MAHA RAJA! TERE WAASTE ISS FILM WICH BADAH PART WI MIL JAASI JE TU KEHNDA TE. (GUNDE DA PART, HERO DA PART, TE AUR KOI PART TU CHANDA MILL JASI FIKKAR NA KAR, ITTHE PARTAN DI LINE LAGGI HEGI)

OO KEE KEHNDA! MEIN UNCHI BOLAN? UNCHI HI BOLDI HAAN HOR KITNI UNCHI BOLAAN.

Posted on 4/1/2005 3:45:13 AM

SohniKuddi:
OH PATA LAG JASSI MUDEYA, NI TE AWAARA NU PUCH KIN.
KEHNDI SI MAAR PITAI WEKH LEHSA TE CHANGAY KAMM SAARI ZINDAGI KARDI REHSA
BALLAY BALLAY TE SHAVA SHAVA


ACHAA KURIY SANO KI PATA LAG JAI GA>...
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

CHA GAI HO TUSI VI


Posted on 4/1/2005 7:38:24 AM

Awaaara:
MaIn Te AWaIN hi PuCHiYa Si SaaRkAr
ChAlO chAnGa HeGa, WEsE tUsI chAho Te TuWaNu Vi EdE vIcH nIkA jAyA pArt mIL SaKdA hAy

NaYI jIi TuSI bIlKuL sAAcH aKhYa

O AhOooO bAllE bAllEeEEeE


ACHAAA FER VI DASO TAAAN SAHI TUSI KI PUCHIA SI ....

ACHAA AWAIN HI CHANGA HEGA....

MAIN KIA BALLAY BHI BALLAY SANO BHI PART MILAY GA ....

SANO TAAN NORRRI NAT WALA ROLE CHAHI DA WAY ..BAS



Posted on 4/1/2005 7:40:46 AM

Awaaara:
sOnIYaN, tHOrI hoOr UnChI bOL, Ee pUnjAbI moViE hEgI, uRdU mOViE nAyi



TUSI RYTE AAKHYA SARKAAR

UCHAA BOLOOO JI


Posted on 4/1/2005 7:42:02 AM

SohniKuddi:
OH AJJ KALL PATA LAGNE WALA HEGA TENU
MERI FILM TE ISS SAAL DI BLOCKBUSTER HEGI, FLOP KIUN HOSI?

TE MAHA RAJA! TERE WAASTE ISS FILM WICH BADAH PART WI MIL JAASI JE TU KEHNDA TE. (GUNDE DA PART, HERO DA PART, TE AUR KOI PART TU CHANDA MILL JASI FIKKAR NA KAR, ITTHE PARTAN DI LINE LAGGI HEGI)

OO KEE KEHNDA! MEIN UNCHI BOLAN? UNCHI HI BOLDI HAAN HOR KITNI UNCHI BOLAAN.


aJj Ya kAlL, eK gAl kaRo nA, sAnU CoNfuSe KaRDe Pe HO tuSi

O nAyi, PeHLe bLocKbuStER HI sI, jAdU pATa LaGa Iss moViE vIcH tu HegI hAin, FlOP ho gAyi

MaIn kaYA, Eda uNchA bOLo K sAAb Nu PaTA LaG jAayE k sAhi A 1 PuNJaBi MOviE hEgI

hOOr UnCHa HOOR

Posted on 4/2/2005 1:10:15 AM

nOrRi NaT wAlA tE kOI PaRt nAhiN hEgA

soNIyE zArA boOK vIcH chEcK kaR k KOi NorRi AlLA pArt HeGa K nAyi

AaHO JIi, BuSS mAiN tE kEhNa GaLa PhAar DEyO aJJj

Posted on 4/2/2005 1:12:37 AM

O CHAD AJJ YA KALL NU
GEE GEE, TAKKIYA, NORRI ALLA PART NI HEGA, MAAF KAR LEH MUNDEYA!
BOOK VICH TAKKHIYA TE EH WALA PART NI DISSIYA
NAAH NAAH AWAARA, JISS WELA BANDEYAAN NE TAKKHIA TOOH VEEH ISS FILM VICH HISSA LEYA TE FIRR FLOP HO JASI!!!!
KHWABAAN NA TAKKHIYA KARR.
FIRR AWAAREYA TOOH VI OONCHA BOL NAA MENNU KENDA! MERE WICH ITNA ZHOR NI HEGA!

Posted on 4/2/2005 1:54:04 AM

MAHA RAJA:
SohniKuddi:
OH PATA LAG JASSI MUDEYA, NI TE AWAARA NU PUCH KIN.
KEHNDI SI MAAR PITAI WEKH LEHSA TE CHANGAY KAMM SAARI ZINDAGI KARDI REHSA
BALLAY BALLAY TE SHAVA SHAVA


ACHAA KURIY SANO KI PATA LAG JAI GA>...
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

CHA GAI HO TUSI VI



O CHAD, MENNU VI NI PATA JE KEE PATA LAGSI
KEE MATLAB "CHA GAI HO TUSSI VI" MEIN SAMJI NI

Posted on 4/2/2005 1:55:54 AM

chAd DitA, oR kUj Vi CHaDnA hAy Te DuSS DeYO

O cHaLL yAAr SuNIye, KOi hoOR eI pArt De De OnU

oYe, FiLM aDi HIt Te MeRI WaJa tOOn HoYI, Tu K gAl KerDi PaYI,

KhAwaB

tE zOr LA nA, MaIn Te UNcHa BolDa HeGa, Tu ApNe KaaN sAAf KaR k aAA sOnIyE

o OdA mAtLaB hAy, mOviE chAnGI hAy

Posted on 4/2/2005 2:06:36 AM

JISS WELEH OR KUJ CHADNA HOSI TE DASS LEYAN GI.
TERI WAJJAH NAAL FILM FLOP HOYI SI... MEIN TEEK AKDI PI!
PART DI LAIN LAGII WI TE MAHA RAJA KITHE GUM GEYA!

MERE KAAAN TEEK TAAK SAAAF SUTHRE HEGE, TERA AWAAZ KHARAAB HE.

EVI NA BOLIYA KARR..."MOVIE CHANGI HAY"

Posted on 4/2/2005 2:12:59 AM

chAlL thEek HaY, dUss DeYI DuSS dEyi
O nAhiN sONiyE, tERi WaJa Tu FlOP hOYi Si, YaaD kAr
MerE pAiSAy DoOB gAye, tERi WaJa sE

MerI awAAz KhARaB hAy
OyE, mAiN tE ItnA UNchA BOlDa PaYa hAan K NaaL gAwAndI vI cOmpLaIn KerDE pEn YaaR

kYUn YaRo, EvI kYUn Na BolYa KerYe SaDi MOviE hEgI, kUJ vI bOL SakDe HaaN

Posted on 4/2/2005 2:26:29 AM

TU MENNU ISS FILM VICH KAMM KARNE DITTA SI
EH TWADDI BEWAKOOFI HEGI, MERI NI
MEIN TE AGLE HAFTE OSCAR LEYAN GI TAK LEYAN
O GAWANDI TE SHOR PANDE NE, ISS WASTE KE TWADDI FILM FLOP HOGI TE BANDE TWADDI KIRKIAN PAR ANDE SATDE, TE TWADDE GWANDIAN DE DARWAAZE PAR ANDAY LAGDE. OH ISS WASTE SHOR PANDE!!! KEHNDE "NIKKAL JA ISS MAHALLAY WICCHU"

Posted on 4/2/2005 2:35:15 AM

koI hOOr Iss fILm KerNe waAsTe TayAr HI nAhiN sI
SaNU EK hI bEwAkOOf LaBi Si, AaSi AkHyA, chAlO eE HI SaHI

oScAr Ki GaL kArdI pI hAiN sADi MovIe Te cInEmA tAk Vi ALLAH ALLAH KAr k pOnChe Gi, Tu OsCar Di GaL kArdI pAyi

NaYI GawANdI shoR mAchA MaCHa k kAaN khA dItE k eK hoOr FiLM TaKni HaY tUwAdi ZarUr bAnaO tUSi, Ey KeHnDe Pe Ne

Posted on 4/2/2005 2:42:51 AM


HOR KOI FILM WICH KAMM NI SI KARDA JE UNNA NU PATA SI TWADDI SAARI FILMAAN FLOP HONDIAN
NI NI NI NI MEIN NI MANNDI, TWADDE GWANDI DANDE CHAA KE TERE DARWAZE AGGE KHALOTE NE.
TE MEIN OSCAR ZAROOR KINSA.
TWADDI AKHIYAN BEWAKOOF NI HEGI.. TWADDI AKHIYAN TE BADI AKKALMAND HEGI..JE EH PART MENNU DITTA SI


Posted on 4/2/2005 2:57:20 AM


Posted on 4/2/2005 11:28:13 AM

heart__hacker:

o fikkar naaa kar, film jiss wela release hosi te tennu saara sammajh aa jasi ke eh keh akhde

Posted on 4/2/2005 2:27:53 PM

yAar FiLm AgAR FlOP hoSi tE tU oScAR KIs tARAh LeHsAiN

buSs Jii kAdI kAdI aKhiAn Vi ghAlAt mAsHwARa De DiNdIYaN nE


Posted on 4/2/2005 10:18:47 PM

Nah yaar...mein oscar lehsa hi lehsa!
te film mennu pata hega flop hosi, mennu film takhne ni jana.
O awaara ki mashwara ditta?

Posted on 4/3/2005 1:43:49 AM

aHo oScAR tE lEhSeN tu, pAr, "THe WoRst aCTrESs oF thE yEaR dA"

tE MaIn "WoRSt DIreCtoR oF tHe YeAR" dA

oYI MasHwARa yAAr, K tEnU fIlM vIcH cASt KarAN dA

Posted on 4/3/2005 5:15:43 AM


Posted on 4/3/2005 10:37:57 AM

SohniKuddi:


O CHAD, MENNU VI NI PATA JE KEE PATA LAGSI
KEE MATLAB "CHA GAI HO TUSSI VI" MEIN SAMJI NI



Cha gai hoo Meanz bas chaaaaa gai ho ji

Posted on 4/3/2005 4:02:00 PM


TEEK AAKIYA, JE MENNU LABIYA TE TENNU WI LABSI.
CHANGA MASHWARA DITTA TU.
CHALLO HUN KOI CHANGI JI FILM BANNAA, TE ISS WAARI SOCH SAMAJH KE.
KOI CHANGA ACTOR/ACTRESS LAOD TE ISS SAAL DI HIT BANNAA.
JEDA KAM HO GYA OH HO GIYA SANNU USS KAMM DE UTTE RONA NI CHAHIDA.


Posted on 4/3/2005 4:06:23 PM

MAHA RAJA:
SohniKuddi:


O CHAD, MENNU VI NI PATA JE KEE PATA LAGSI
KEE MATLAB "CHA GAI HO TUSSI VI" MEIN SAMJI NI



Cha gai hoo Meanz bas chaaaaa gai ho ji



TEEK HE CHAA GAI HOON
TU AAKKHIYA TE MEIN MANNIYA

Posted on 4/3/2005 4:08:20 PM

SohniKuddi:

TEEK AAKIYA, JE MENNU LABIYA TE TENNU WI LABSI.
CHANGA MASHWARA DITTA TU.
CHALLO HUN KOI CHANGI JI FILM BANNAA, TE ISS WAARI SOCH SAMAJH KE.
KOI CHANGA ACTOR/ACTRESS LAOD TE ISS SAAL DI HIT BANNAA.
JEDA KAM HO GYA OH HO GIYA SANNU USS KAMM DE UTTE RONA NI CHAHIDA.



O Te HaY
sOchIye SaMjhIYe KIss tARAh
HiT kIss TarAH bAnAyi dE nE
yAAr GaL aE Ve K FloP FiLmAAn BaNa bAnA k Hit fIlmAAn BanAna Hi PuL gAYa MaIIn

RoNe AaLi KOi gAl NI, MeNU TaK, fILm flOp, MaIN kHUsH

Posted on 4/3/2005 7:50:59 PM

SOCHNA SAMAJNA TENNU NI AANDA? KI KARRAAN SAARA KAMM MERE WASTE REH JASI
HIT.... FILMAAN TU BANAANDA MENNU HIT sh*t DA NI PATTA
YAAD KARR MUNDEYA HIT FILMA KISTRA BANDIYAN
TU TE FLOP FILMAAN BANA KE HILYA TE TENNU RONA NI AANDA, MERI TE IK FILM FLOP HOI TE MEIN ROAN GI

Posted on 4/4/2005 12:59:59 AM

SohniKuddi:
MAHA RAJA:
SohniKuddi:


O CHAD, MENNU VI NI PATA JE KEE PATA LAGSI
KEE MATLAB "CHA GAI HO TUSSI VI" MEIN SAMJI NI



Cha gai hoo Meanz bas chaaaaa gai ho ji



TEEK HE CHAA GAI HOON


TU AAKKHIYA TE MEIN MANNIYA


WAAH JI KIA BAAT HAI JI ..TUSI MAAN LIA JI ...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm KHAIR TAAN HAI JI KIUN MAAN LIA


Posted on 4/5/2005 12:18:00 PM

KHAIR HE JII, FIKKAR TUSSI NA KARO!

Posted on 4/6/2005 11:39:10 PM

SohniKuddi:
SOCHNA SAMAJNA TENNU NI AANDA? KI KARRAAN SAARA KAMM MERE WASTE REH JASI
HIT.... FILMAAN TU BANAANDA MENNU HIT sh*t DA NI PATTA
YAAD KARR MUNDEYA HIT FILMA KISTRA BANDIYAN
TU TE FLOP FILMAAN BANA KE HILYA TE TENNU RONA NI AANDA, MERI TE IK FILM FLOP HOI TE MEIN ROAN GI


Te HOoR, tEnu kI LaGda HaY, mAin JaaN buJ k fLop FiLmAAn BaNadAan Aan

AaJe TE ShuRUWaT hAy TerI soNIyE, aAHIstA aaHIstA aDaaT pAe JaYE gI TeNU FloP fILmAAn Di

Posted on 4/7/2005 12:26:55 AM