Asian:

Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free