SARDARIYAN

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was

not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant:

It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an
umbrella and go.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.!

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....

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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa
who died
peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan
is PM not AM".

Posted on 5/4/2005 4:37:47 PM

subha

hahahha

Posted on 5/4/2005 6:48:57 PM

Fairl_Girl

Posted on 5/4/2005 11:40:14 PM

~Fragi~

hahaha ...

waisey sardar budho hotey hain .. ya bewkoof

Posted on 5/5/2005 12:27:42 AM

paki_fan

budho ya bewkoof nahin bholey paki_fan38477.067974537

Posted on 5/5/2005 1:37:10 AM

~Fragi~

becharey sardar kham kha mein itney badnaam hain

Posted on 5/5/2005 2:07:02 AM

paki_fan

lols
bholey logon ke saath asa hi hota hai(jahan tak mein nein dekha aur suna hai)

Posted on 5/5/2005 2:28:33 AM

HrithikZgirl

QUEEN VICTORIA:
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!