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Originally posted by the fast and the furious
mai to aap ka imtehan lee raha tha is lyee pooch leya tha
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Originally posted by sweetie
What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...”
That's Brand Recognition
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
[angel]
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Originally posted by sweetiequote:
Originally posted by sharara
Sweetie.. hukum karo.. uthwalein SS ko?
phir sab kuch pata chal jaega
SS k naam ki supari.. hehehe.. chal theek hae.. jaldi se pata laganay ka haan.. late nahi karne ka.. meray ko SS ka ata pata jaldi bolne ka hae. :p
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Originally posted by ShafiqMirza
kya khanay ko?
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Originally posted by ShafiqMirza
nahi bhateejay.......
yeh baar baar sar nikaal kay na daykho.....
koi parinda sar mein chonch maar jaey ga
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Originally posted by ShafiqMirza
kya khanay ko?
