hamare han parents sirf apna gussa utarne ko bache ki pitai karte hein


meri last pitai kab hui yeh bhi yaad nahi
par hmmm hui zaroor hai
bhai se larai pe shayad,, i must b 5/6


aik chanta para tha khench k
hmmm,,, gaal aik lamhe mei sunnn ho gaya tha,, par mere pe asar nahi hua kuch

SALL:

hamare han parents sirf apna gussa utarne ko bache ki pitai karte hein


meri last pitai kab hui yeh bhi yaad nahi
par hmmm hui zaroor hai
bhai se larai pe shayad,, i must b 5/6


aik chanta para tha khench k
hmmm,,, gaal aik lamhe mei sunnn ho gaya tha,, par mere pe asar nahi hua kuch

Good!
like this i need posts Baat to the point

apna to batao

last week ??

alwayz
har baat pay

last time..hmmmmmmmmm
i think mom slapped me!
i guess i was 7 yrz old!
i was fighting wid some couzn of mine

moon light Allah k Naam Lain app

aur Plz Jhoot zara Kum

SALL:

apna to batao

last week ??

baat to the point karni hai warna batane ko kafi kuch hai...

Maachis:

moon light Allah k Naam Lain app

aur Plz Jhoot zara Kum

kyun..app kyun nahin letay ALLAH ka naam
dant to abb bhi parti hai


jhoottttttt!
app wali adat nahin hum mein

SGGGGGGGGG
app nay kyun nahin bataya

kaaabbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiii bi naahiiii
me pappuu bacha hu na

~ mººñ_£îght ~:

SGGGGGGGGG
app nay kyun nahin bataya

i am looking 4 some Kool Pitaai
then mine

mummy say bachpan main pari hogi bohut..!! kafi chotey thay jub ... yad tu kuch bhi nahin

bahoot bar balich ki pitai karne pe pari bachpan mein

hmmmmmmmmm

wesye papa se to kahin bahut chotye hotye pari ho gi yaad nahi
mama se last time hmmmmmmmmm

ghusa kernye per pari thi
per kafi der pehlye 10 or at 11 yr

yaar i am getting getting Jaleous!
tum sab ke Parents ko tumhain peetay hoay dass dass bara bara saal ho gaye hein
i think u ppl are cheating...
please yaar be brave
mein bhi sab kuch bataoon ga....

~ mººñ_£îght ~:

Maachis:

moon light Allah k Naam Lain app

aur Plz Jhoot zara Kum

kyun..app kyun nahin letay ALLAH ka naam
dant to abb bhi parti hai


jhoottttttt!
app wali adat nahin hum mein

i feel k ap muja phely say jantii hain or maybe mery sa impress ho gaiee ho in 2days jo itna free ho gaiee hoo Moon light

the only maar i remember is when i was in 6th grade and ffrom my arabi kay teacher..cant tell u the reason duration was about 2 mins..u know it ABdul should i give u a hint: kuggo

Franky zara Details mention karien please

Frankenstein:

the only maar i remember is when i was in 6th grade and ffrom my arabi kay teacher..cant tell u the reason duration was about 2 mins..u know it ABdul should i give u a hint: kuggo

ha ha ha ha hah ah

mujhe bahut maar partee thee lekin sirf ek baar studies par warna hamesha baheno ko tang karne par paree

abu se sirf ek baar paree thee jab main 9 th main tha aur woh bhi embarsing tareen sare khandan lkay samne .
Reason
baghir pooche game khelne chala gaya
Date
13 Oct 1995
Degree
Abu used slaps and his shoes on me
Duration
5 mins
After Effects
MY love towards DAD increased

mujay tu itni maar paari hai kay saafay thooray paar jayeen gey likhtay likhtay.............

But the most 'Rememberable' maar was..


aik dafa mei ore mera cousin Bruce lee ,Bruce lee kheel rahay thay......woe bed pay chaar kay uppar sei jump lagata or sath mai kich marta.....or mai nechay khara ho kay defeand kartaa..........defeand kya khaak karna tha....haar dafa kick meray jism kay kisi na kisi hisay paay parti....

7,8 kickeen khanay kay baad...mera be meter ghoom geyaa....uss nei bed sei jump kei ore nechay sei mai nai kick ghoma dei...jo sedhi uss kay thobray pay paari.....ore uss ka agla daant tuut kay bed kay nechay ghoos geya......


uss nei chekheen maarni shuru kaar dein ore mein nai shooot bandhi ore dadi kay pass.........

thoori deeeer baad woe meri ami or apni ami kay sath aata dekhayee deyaa..........mai nai bohot kasmeen khayeen mei nei ye nahi keyaaa magar phir be......mera woe chitrool hoyeee kay ajj tuk nahi bhoola.....

ajj be mai ore mera cousin kabi kabi woe baat yaad kaar kay mehfooz hotay rehtay hain.....ore mein aksaar ussay cherta rehta hoon kay ho jayeee bruce lee ,bruce lee

Yaar yeah hoi naa Absolute Pitaai......TT & Faradiya..
pahle wali sab maarien tu thein......
yaa phir unn sab ne jhoot bola



Mujhe bhi Bachpan mei bohat Maar pari hai.....
mere bachpan mai Maar ke ilawa kuch nahi thaa....







ek din mai aur mera choota bhaai dono hockey khail rahe thay.....(in ramadhan)
hockey khailte khailte i tried to hit ball jo ball ki jaga ja ke mere chootay bhaai ke Maathay (forehead) pe lagi hockey....
beleive meri tu sari jaan nikal gai....
with in few seconds Chootay ke Maathay (forehead) pe Goomarh nazar aa raha thaa (ball se bhi bara)
woh rota rota ghar gya.......Maan ji tu Namaz parh rahi thein....pata nahi Kahan se Baoo Ji aa gaye..... Oh Man!!!
suchi mai itna mara Baoo Ji ne itna mara ke bass naa pocho......wohi meri hockey aur mein.......Baao Ji ne itne Goal kiye uss Hockey se ke i dont wana remind the memories of that day......woh tu Shukar hai ke Maan Ji ne Bacha lia warna tu meri Hadioon (bones) ki khair nahi thi.. mein Pitaai ke baad woh Hockey hi Chupa di......    ( i knew ke kal phir maar parhni hai aur woh Hockey se nahi honi chahiye.... )..........



Shair ur Pitaaiyaan!

cutefriend:

Yaar mujhe Rozay mai maar parhi thi aur Tum Thumbs Up karo!!!
Shabash Yaar Shabash

hae hae,, bechare


bachpan mei behen ko dhakka diya tha, k uss ki naak pe aaj tak nishan hai,, but i was 4,, jaan k thori kiya tha

bhai se larai karne pe jab bhi daant parti k kyun kiya aisa,, to me bata deti k larai kaise aur kyun start hui,, uss mei galti meri kabhi bhi nahi hoti thi
to kahe ki maar ???????
han albata kosne itne mile hein k basssss..




bachon ko saza dena theek hai,, par saza k liye maarna bohot galt hai
i samajh sab ko

han jiii
aur ab aap pe seedha burhapa aae ga

balke aana start ho gaya hai
rottuuu

SupidGuy:

cutefriend:

Yaar mujhe Rozay mai maar parhi thi aur Tum Thumbs Up karo!!!
Shabash Yaar Shabash

dekhoo na har hal main ap ki khusi main shareek hoon

ek maar aur hay woh bhi zabardast thee

main ne kisi baat par jhoot bola abu ne to dant kar khamosh ho gaye ami ne gin ky 35 thappar mare thay

Teen Tracker:

ek maar aur hay woh bhi zabardast thee

main ne kisi baat par jhoot bola abu ne to dant kar khamosh ho gaye ami ne gin ky 35 thappar mare thay

yaar i have another pitaai too....
balke pitaaiaan too.........
but mere Maan Ji aur Baoo Ji ne kabhi mujhe Count kar ke nahi mara........



Pitaai No 2


when i was in 5th class...tab bhi aisi hi ek yaadgaar maar prahi ke Sawad aa gya thaa....
as i remember yaar summer vacations start hone wali thien...
it was last working day @ school...
almostly 11:00 am pe school se ghar aaya...
aur aate hi bahir khailne nikal gyaa....
sakht garmi thi aur mein Shehtoot khane frends ke saath darakht pe charha hoa thaa.....
@ 3:30 pe mujhe pata chala ke ghar walay dhoondh rahe hein...
jab yaad aaya ke ghar bhi koi jaga hoti hai tu suchi mai meri jaan hi nikal gai
abhi ghar jane ka sooch hi raha thaa ke Baaoo Ji lene aa gaye.......
mat pocho ke phir kya hoa........
woh maar parhi ki ALLAH ki panah......
uss din tu Baao Ji ne Maan Ji ke kahne par bhi nahi chooraa...
bohat maar parhi......itni ke maar khaa kar soya tu next morning mai hi aankh khuli.....then i realized yaar meri back pe abhi bhi pain hai.....
but uss maar se bhi apne ko kuch nahi ho .....baaqi ki summer vacations mai bhi issi type aur bohat maar parhti rahien......

baaqi yeah hai ke mein aaj bhi woh wali maar nahi bhoolaa......